Coronavirus

[tutankamun]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Feel really tired this morning for no reason at all. 

 

It's definitely long covid. 

probably that ultra-marathon you did yesterday

[tutankamun]

2 hours ago, Joe pike said:

All this fuss about the AstraXeneca vaccine and blood clots.

Something like 1 in 1.2 million.

things is, the risk of kids dying from Covid must be about 1 in 1.2 million. pointless exercise

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

55 year old 5ft 11” 80kg. 
 

I presume it must be the age thing. 

gender plays a big part. me and the wife had pretty much the same details (age, BMI, no health issues) but I was almost twice as likely to die due to being male

[NEM]

1 hour ago, sheepcrooky said:

Would have been a handy calculator early 2020 at Ibrox when the scum were lobbing boulders at us after the 0-0 draw. 
 

%’s of death and hospitalisation slightly higher i would imagine. 

Ha ha that was a good laugh.  Weegie coppers were in a right flap

[Lencarl]

ASTRAZENECA's Covid jab won't be offered to Brits under-30s amid fears of rare blood clots.

People aged 18-29 will be given an alternative vaccine such as Pfizer or Moderna after clotting cases throughout Europe.

 

 

Just remember YOU could be that rare case............

[NEM]

lol why does anyone under 30 need a vaccine anyway unless already seriously ill

[Joe pike]

In JVT we trust.

[Redforever86]

Feel like I’m getting fucked over again here. Nae free bus travel, nae young persons rail card, nae triple protected pension, nae early retirement, just a global recession, a pandemic, crazy fucking house prices, and now just old enough for the government to nae care about my long term health.

 

Ace.

[Joe pike]

I notice that Jonstone and Hancock are missing from the press conference.

Is it because it's bad news?

[NEM]

Just now, Joe pike said:

I notice that Jonstone and Hancock are missing from the press conference.

Is it because it's bad news?

Hopefully both deed

[chief_wiggum]

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

But DVT you'll get. 

Loved the Hairy Cornflake!

[Fridge]

McGinty’s and Halo fucked apparantely

[Zeus]

Had my AZ a few weeks ago but now so scared of this, don't know what to do

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

Had my AZ a few weeks ago but now so scared of this, don't know what to do

Have a couple of massive joints and a few lagers min. Block it out ?

[Zeus]

Just now, Reed or deed said:

Have a couple of massive joints and a few lagers min. Block it out ?

Haha aye, I'm taking the piss.  I'll take the 1 in 2 million chance or whatever. 

Seen a few comments like that  though 

[Reed or deed]

1 in 20000 chance of death for me. Fuck this, i’m off down the pub.

[Reed or deed]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Haha.

You're twice as likely to die as me.

Mortal cunt.....

There shall be only one....

 

You are one million times more likely to die from aids or scurvy though ?

 

[RedArmyFakshun]

4 hours ago, Zeus said:

Feel really tired this morning for no reason at all. 

Birch pollen season is underway

Best stock up on amphetamine sulphate

[Fridge]

You’ve not made it unless you have death by misadventure on your certificate. Normally awarded to some fucking neep choking to death after trying to eat a McDonald’s in a oner but it always leaves you wondering what the fuck the boy did.

[The beard of mcinnes]

22 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Haha.

You're twice as likely to die as me.

Mortal cunt.....

There shall be only one....

 

You think...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-56657818

[Zeus]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-56602894

 

“I am grieving the person I used to be”

 

 

 

 

[Parklife]

12,000 fans likely to be allowed for the euros. Glad I'm one of the roughly 12,000 people whos bought tickets for the games. ?

[Zeus]

Should be fans in Pittodrie before season end then, no?

[Parklife]

49 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fifth full Hampden?  No ta. I know its great fans are allowed back but fuck that shit. 

It's infinitely better than watching on TV IMO. 

[NEM]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

12,000 fans likely to be allowed for the euros. Glad I'm one of the roughly 12,000 people whos bought tickets for the games. ?

Is that the case? I’ve a ticket for the Czech game and group matches in Amsterdam and Bucharest (canna see travel being allowed though)

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, NEM said:

Is that the case? I’ve a ticket for the Czech game and group matches in Amsterdam and Bucharest (canna see travel being allowed though)

Apparently so. 

I half expect UEFA to refund all tickets and sell the full allowance to corporate cunts though ?

[NEM]

Ha ha aye I’d be surprised if they honour tickets already sold ahead of corporate 

[manboobs109]

Said on radio only Scottish cunts allowed so they might bump the non scots for corporate and honour tickets sold to Scots?

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Should be fans in Pittodrie before season end then, no?

Hope not. Save that for next season when we take all before us on our path to glory. 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Zeus said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-56602894

 

“I am grieving the person I used to be”

 

 

 

 

Luckily ive never ran a 10k or a marathon,  next to no chance of me getting long covid.