NEM Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Is it not possible the vaccine can kick start his immune system into telling whatever it is affecting him to 'fuck off' or do you believe its more psychological with this fellow? Placebo effect i.e. whatever was affecting the fanny was all in his head Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Had a small outbreak in the family the last fortnight, utter bonus for me, got a week off work and got melted watching netflix all day. No one died, worst was a teenager with aches and pains. Couple toddlers with no symptoms at all and a old woman with the sniffles for a day. I'd recommend it to anyone who wants a week off work. 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, daytripping said: Had a small outbreak in the family the last fortnight, utter bonus for me, got a week off work and got melted watching netflix all day. No one died, worst was a teenager with aches and pains. Couple toddlers with no symptoms at all and a old woman with the sniffles for a day. I'd recommend it to anyone who wants a week off work. Did you have to prove this Daytz? I have wondered if you can just take a Torry week off and say you are self isolating. Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 5 minutes ago, Fridge said: Did you have to prove this Daytz? I have wondered if you can just take a Torry week off and say you are self isolating. Yeah, HR department asked me for Track and trace proof, you have to fill in a form giving the reference number. I doubled up and sent them the track and trace email I got. Seems there's no trust left in life these days. Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: Wow. What a bunch of cunts. Different of you're doing it a couple of times and ripping the arse out of it. Surprised me to be honest, I'm guessing someone in the company has ripped the arse out of it and they looked into it. Usually a chilled back place. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 If I end up back on the buroo I'm going to swing that £500 for isolating. Just need to find somebody who's got it and bung them a bullseye for naming me. Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 Time for my vaccine, hail Boris for saving me. Would have been at least a year away without Brexit. Link to comment
The beard of mcinnes Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 5 hours ago, manboobs109 said: If I end up back on the buroo I'm going to swing that £500 for isolating. Just need to find somebody who's got it and bung them a bullseye for naming me. And you moan about others... Sponging cunt you Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 10, 2021 Share Posted April 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, The beard of mcinnes said: And you moan about others... Sponging cunt you Suck my plums. The government has well and truly fucked me over. £500 is the least I deserve. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 59 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Daughter in London reports that the fountains in Battersea Park back on for the first time in months; It is incredible how much we took for granted before the establishment made their latest move against us over a virus. It is remarkable how little things like this remind us of how much we've lost. I used to run through there often after work. Great park for a run or cycle round. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 1 hour ago, Dad said: Did you ever run through the fountain Parkie son? Grow up Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 17 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Grow up That's one thing he doesn't want anybody to do. Link to comment
Lencarl Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 The Prime Minister of St. Vincent has announced that only those residents of the Caribbean island who have received their Covid-19 vaccinations will be evacuated following the two explosions from the La Soufriere volcano. It's now getting to the stage that if people refuse to take an experimental Vaccine they will be outcasts in the world. 1 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9460389/Pentagon-scientists-invent-microchip-senses-COVID-19-body-symptoms.html A microchip that senses Covid. I can see this being controversial. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 53 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9460389/Pentagon-scientists-invent-microchip-senses-COVID-19-body-symptoms.html A microchip that senses Covid. I can see this being controversial. Conspiracy theorist^^ What has the Pentagon ever done to hurt humanity. 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: You love chips, fatso. Not the micro ones, the big fat cut eens Link to comment
Joe pike Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Sturgeon taking the Michael again. England and Wales have opened up hospitality and all shops. Meanwhile we have to wait the usual 2 weeks later so Sturgeon can be different. 1 2 Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, Joe pike said: Sturgeon taking the Michael again. England and Wales have opened up hospitality and all shops. Meanwhile we have to wait the usual 2 weeks later so Sturgeon can be different. It's been these dates for weeks, Joe. You probably complained about it when it was announced. You must have a memory like a sieve. 1 2 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 minute ago, cheesepipes said: Ballesteros? Beautiful man. Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Herd immunity the day is it not? Terrific. Open the pubs Link to comment
Joe pike Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 11 minutes ago, Zeus said: Herd immunity the day is it not? Terrific. Open the pubs They did. Just not here Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 3 minutes ago, Joe pike said: They did. Just not here Ah no. Open them up, no restrictions and jukers allowed Link to comment
Joe pike Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, Zeus said: Ah no. Open them up, no restrictions and jukers allowed Haha we were the only country in the World to ban even background music. 1 Link to comment
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 6 minutes ago, Roberto said: What I find amusing is Nicola can't stand football and the drinking culture here (hence the rise in prices for alcohol) but yet she said she is looking forward to watching Scotland at the Euros. She's a lying cunt. She likes to be seen to enjoy the football but she can't stand it. Yeah, she's a fuddy duddy rugby type. It's a class war, really. The working class aren't to be trusted to drink responsibly or attend matches with caution at the moment. You'll be able to go for a drink in a pub before you're allowed in an outdoor football stadium, it's a farce. Link to comment
Guest Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 20 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Haha we were the only country in the World to ban even background music. That was the most miserable restriction ever. Pointless too. Made going out for a few pints fairly sordid, which I'm sure was her intention. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 24 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Haha we were the only country in the World to ban even background music. The biggest pile of shit through the whole campaign and has cost the SNP my vote 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 30 minutes ago, Roberto said: What I find amusing is Nicola can't stand football and the drinking culture here (hence the rise in prices for alcohol) but yet she said she is looking forward to watching Scotland at the Euros. She's a lying cunt. She likes to be seen to enjoy the football but she can't stand it. But she isn't political, no no, or course not, we must believe her when she says nothing has been political throughout the whole pandemic. I used to respect the woman, now she can get clean to fuck. Last summer was a fucking joke, it'll be even worse this year as the criteria for the levels is even stricter. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 The wife and I have booked to go to some pubs outdoors on the first Friday they are open, the 30th April. Ferryhill House, Old Schoolhouse and Malmaison I think. To be honest, it’s a fucking joke you have to book almost 3 weeks in advance to sit outdoors in Aberdeen (it’ll still be freezing). I’m expecting the restrictions to be OTT as well. Still looking forward to a drink in (or outside) the pub, but if the governments think I am grateful for a basic right, then they can piss off. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 7 minutes ago, Roberto said: Aye snap. Ferryhill House first, Chester then All Bar One all on the 30th for my birthday. I will be cunted. See you at Ferryhill Hooooose. Aeperol Spritzers are on me. Think it is 12.15-14.15 FHH, 1430-1530 OS, 1600-1800 MM. Just enough time for a piss and change of survival suit in between. Link to comment
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