Ke1t Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Mate's wife, fully vaccinated (Health worker) just got diagnosed with the Covids. She's Woody Allen levels of neurotic at the best of times, so she's a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker motherfucker right now. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 8 hours ago, Fridge said: Chester, Malmaison, Dutch Mill, Number 10s, The Draft Project and the Ferryhill would be an achievable all day sesh with the right bookings. A fuckin awful day out though! (Ferryhill aside) Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Was just speaking to an old friend earlier who works in medical assessment in ARI. They had to set up a wee Astra-Zeneca triage room after the recent news coverage, everyone started presenting thinking they had this clot. All overweight Middle Aged women. what was formerly the fibromyalgia crowd (fat female forty), it would seem. Not having a pop at anyone who has that ^, I know that’s caused bother here before Link to comment
G31DON Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 17 minutes ago, Poodler said: Was just speaking to an old friend earlier who works in medical assessment in ARI. They had to set up a wee Astra-Zeneca triage room after the recent news coverage, everyone started presenting thinking they had this clot. All overweight Middle Aged women. what was formerly the fibromyalgia crowd (fat female forty), it would seem. Not having a pop at anyone who has that ^, I know that’s caused bother here before Fatal blood clot, or perhaps the three Greggs pastry bakes you ate for lunch Sharon? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 20 minutes ago, Poodler said: Was just speaking to an old friend earlier who works in medical assessment in ARI. They had to set up a wee Astra-Zeneca triage room after the recent news coverage, everyone started presenting thinking they had this clot. All overweight Middle Aged women. what was formerly the fibromyalgia crowd (fat female forty), it would seem. Not having a pop at anyone who has that ^, I know that’s caused bother here before I've told my fibromyalgia story on here before. No idea if it's real or not but you defo get cunts that are at it. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Excess deaths in England and Wales down 2000 on the 5 year average. I'd imagine we're broadly the same percentage wise. GET THE FUCKING PUBS OPEN Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 There were 10 reported cases across the region of Grampian at the weekend (circa 500k population). Averaging between 20-30 a day. Everything is still shut. Fucking muppets. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 20 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: There were 10 reported cases across the region of Grampian at the weekend (circa 500k population). Averaging between 20-30 a day. Everything is still shut. Fucking muppets. Even when we do gently open up, we will most probably be in tier 3 which is not much better than current. Link to comment
jamiesd Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 cases will probably go up with cunts sitting in snow having pints. #flu19 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said: Even when we do gently open up, we will most probably be in tier 3 which is not much better than current. Aye. Curfew included which the guffs don’t have, luckily I’m down next week for work so will enjoy a pint in the sun. The over cautious approach from ScotGov is absolutely stifling the life out of everyone. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Sturgeon just announced you can travel anywhere in Scotland as from Friday. Pubs,restaurants,shops still the 26th April. Joke. 3 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 10 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Sturgeon just announced you can travel anywhere in Scotland as from Friday. Pubs,restaurants,shops still the 26th April. Joke. Can drive down to Edinburgh to sit in a relative's back garden drinking but can't sit with the same people on a picnic bench in a beer garden. Decent. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Just now, dazzy_deff said: Can drive down to Edinburgh to sit in a relative's back garden drinking but can't sit with the same people on a picnic bench in a beer garden. Decent. True. You can drive anywhere in Scotland but when you get there nothing is open. 1 Link to comment
jamiesd Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Just now, Joe pike said: True. You can drive anywhere in Scotland but when you get there nothing is open. Handy for doggers Link to comment
Joe pike Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, jamiesd said: Handy for doggers Dogging is banned as well. 2 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Dogging is banned as well. 2m social distancing. Handy for the athletics Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Good news for the hillwalking community. horrific news for the parochial cunts that bide in Torridon etc shitin themselves about everyone heading their way ?? Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Poodler said: Good news for the hillwalking community. horrific news for the parochial cunts that bide in Torridon etc shitin themselves about everyone heading their way ?? "The hillwalking community" lol 1 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Loch Muick carpark will be hoaching this weekend. Royal Deesiders will be furious Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 6 hours ago, jamiesd said: cases will probably go up with cunts sitting in snow having pints. #flu19 Almost burnt my face aff having to sit round a fire to keep warm in the snow on Friday. Far more dangerous than the 19. 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Can see a visit to Aberdeen this weekend for ol’ Soops bringing the weegie variant of Covid with me . ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: "The hillwalking community" lol There is such a thing Moobs Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 I'm off down south for a weekend piss up and she goes and changes the rules. She hates me. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Just now, Poodler said: There is such a thing Moobs I don't doubt that. Just laughing at you being part of it. 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I don't doubt that. Just laughing at you being part of it. Well as much as you’re a car enthusiast because you drive one Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Poodler said: Well as much as you’re a car enthusiast because you drive one I drive a van fucknuts Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I drive a van fucknuts All the same Only an enthusiast would care about the difference enjoy washing your van on Saturday morning Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Dad said: And here Poodler - hes right tbf; you being part of summat as whimsical as the fucking walking community? Come on to fuck - they'd be fucking shiting it talking to a crazy confused cunt like you Hoo mama I didn’t say i was part of anything He ran with that I comment on the jews a lot but that doesn’t make me a money grabbing terrorist Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Part of the wanking community I shouldn’t wonder. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dad said: Fair enough son - just making sure ? Sorry, have you taken up some sort of Speaker role on the hat? Link to comment
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