Coronavirus

[Guest milne_afc]

Shouldn’t be mingling with Indians anyway, they are the dirtiest of all the breeds.

[manboobs109]

It's the fucking stupidity of it all. It was on the news the other day that about 15000 people are coming in through Heathrow a day, then we get all surprised when the are "variants" found.

Either we just let cunts in and accept the consequences or we close the fucking airports altogether.

[Bluto10]

seen it on a their beaches first hand

unbelievable 

 

[Bluto10]

had one of my best holibobs there though tbf

[Zeus]

That's me got to stay safe and stay and home for the next 10 days.

Fucking terrific 

[Studebaker-90]

7 minutes ago, Zeus said:

That's me got to stay safe and stay and home for the next 10 days.

Fucking terrific 

This will be life for the next few years. Get used to it.

[Guest milne_afc]

22 minutes ago, Zeus said:

That's me got to stay safe and stay and home for the next 10 days.

Fucking terrific 

Fucking hell. How’s this happened?

[daytripping]

44 minutes ago, Zeus said:

That's me got to stay safe and stay and home for the next 10 days.

Fucking terrific 

I had to do it a couple weeks back, thank fuck the local co op does deliveries. Just got pissed out my napper, ten days flew in. Daughter caught it.

[Studebaker-90]

Bucksburn is a hot spot 

[Zeus]

Naebody is ill in this hoose. 

Call from test and bloody protect.  

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, daytripping said:

I had to do it a couple weeks back, thank fuck the local co op does deliveries. Just got pissed out my napper, ten days flew in. Daughter caught it.

You actually isolated for 10 days?  Aye right ?

[Henry]

11 hours ago, Zeus said:

That's me got to stay safe and stay and home for the next 10 days.

Fucking terrific 

Can you demand a proper test to prove you don’t have the plague, or is isolating the only option? 

[Zeus]

Even if you do get the test and are negative you still have to stay at home ?

On the flip side of any of us do get tested and are positive our isolation is extended. 

[Henry]

Oh aye, forgot you had to stay at home regardless. Just incase you’re in that window where you’re testing negative, showing no symptoms, but spreading the virus ? 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Henry said:

Oh aye, forgot you had to stay at home regardless. Just incase you’re in that window where you’re testing negative, showing no symptoms, but spreading the virus ? 

What happens if you don’t? Do you get a fine?

[redstrummer]

21 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

hud it chappin.

haha good NE phrase but I would say " hud it gan "

[Studebaker-90]

33 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What happens if you don’t? Do you get a fine?

You have to spend an afternoon in the company of Perth Brian 

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

You have to spend an afternoon in the company of Perth Brian 

Or a day reading the Crypto thread with no breaks.

[Laichomoray]

17 minutes ago, redstrummer said:

haha good NE phrase but I would say " hud it gan "

Or for Shire teuchters,"*hud the hunnel back" 

 

*one for the tractor driving reds

[Studebaker-90]

Announcement on Tuesday from ScotGov. Tried to tag the old buzzard but I can’t, has he fucked off? 

[Parklife]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

Announcement on Tuesday from ScotGov. Tried to tag the old buzzard but I can’t, has he fucked off? 

I can tag him @The Buzzard

[Studebaker-90]

The space gazzumped me 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

11 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Announcement on Tuesday from ScotGov. Tried to tag the old buzzard but I can’t, has he fucked off? 

I'm hearing that Challenger 2 tanks are on standby to be deployed onto our streets from Tuesday night if we don't stay at home, save lives and protect the NHS.

"I don't want to be doing this but I cannot see any other alternative because of the complete and utter lack of obedience of some people having the audacity to leave their homes and flouting the rules. Their ignorance knows no bounds".

Staying local hasn't worked it seems?.

[Henry]

36 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Announcement on Tuesday from ScotGov. Tried to tag the old buzzard but I can’t, has he fucked off? 

Why not announce it now? 

[Zeus]

Opening the pubs earlier than intended? 

[Parklife]

.

 

[aberdeen1970]

Half pint max with a starter, full pint with a main course. A single measure of sherry permitted with dessert.  Nips served outside. 

Maximum one hour slot, booked in advance. Volume restrictions apply.  Subject to impact of double mutant strains from exotic countries (and Essex). 

 

 

Good news if true though. Every little step back to normality is a welcome one. 

[Zeus]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

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Ah no. 

[The Buzzard]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

I can tag him @The Buzzard

I saw Anas Sarwar saying that on BBC this morning. Wasn't aware of it and not seen any correspondence so I'm guessing it's probably being done through her usual statements. 

I'm guessing some other restrictions might be lifted earlier than planned. 

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Ah no. 

Aye. Apparently I was given garbage info 2nd hand from a major venue owner. The alcohol indoors applies to weddings/funerals only.