Studebaker-90 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 The space gazzumped me Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 11 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Announcement on Tuesday from ScotGov. Tried to tag the old buzzard but I can’t, has he fucked off? I'm hearing that Challenger 2 tanks are on standby to be deployed onto our streets from Tuesday night if we don't stay at home, save lives and protect the NHS. "I don't want to be doing this but I cannot see any other alternative because of the complete and utter lack of obedience of some people having the audacity to leave their homes and flouting the rules. Their ignorance knows no bounds". Staying local hasn't worked it seems?. 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted April 18, 2021 Author Share Posted April 18, 2021 36 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Announcement on Tuesday from ScotGov. Tried to tag the old buzzard but I can’t, has he fucked off? Why not announce it now? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 14 minutes ago, Henry said: Why not announce it now? Because today is Sunday 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Opening the pubs earlier than intended? Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Half pint max with a starter, full pint with a main course. A single measure of sherry permitted with dessert. Nips served outside. Maximum one hour slot, booked in advance. Volume restrictions apply. Subject to impact of double mutant strains from exotic countries (and Essex). Good news if true though. Every little step back to normality is a welcome one. Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Parklife said: . Ah no. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Parklife said: I can tag him @The Buzzard I saw Anas Sarwar saying that on BBC this morning. Wasn't aware of it and not seen any correspondence so I'm guessing it's probably being done through her usual statements. I'm guessing some other restrictions might be lifted earlier than planned. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Zeus said: Ah no. Aye. Apparently I was given garbage info 2nd hand from a major venue owner. The alcohol indoors applies to weddings/funerals only. 1 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 The official decision on level 3 is Tuesday it'll just be that. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 The Tuesday Show has been scheduled for a while. It’ll just be the usual platitudes from the dwarf cunt. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 minute ago, milne_afc said: The Tuesday Show has been scheduled for a while. It’ll just be the usual platitudes from the dwarf cunt. Warwick Davis? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: Warwick Davis? He’s a midget, isn’t he? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Dad said: A small person Like a bundle of foreskin Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 25 minutes ago, milne_afc said: He’s a midget, isn’t he? bloody hormones Link to comment
Fridge Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Warwick Davis? Fucks happened to him? He’s nae doing Tenable anymore - granted it may have been recorded three years ago. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Probably clinically vulnerable Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said: Probably clinically vulnerable Thought children were safe? Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Fridge said: Fucks happened to him? Kidnapped by peados then sold to the circus when they discovered he’s a 50yr old mannie. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Have a look at the size of his feet next time you see him. Absolute flippers. Link to comment
NEM Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 29 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Have a look at the size of his feet next time you see him. Absolute flippers. Is he related to the McSorlie twins? ? Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 ?? mind at! Same size of feet as Shaq. Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 23 minutes ago, NEM said: Is he related to the McSorlie twins? ? I'd forgotten about them ? Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 23 hours ago, The Buzzard said: I saw Anas Sarwar saying that on BBC this morning. Wasn't aware of it and not seen any correspondence so I'm guessing it's probably being done through her usual statements. I'm guessing some other restrictions might be lifted earlier than planned. With an election coming up there's no doubt at all she'll come bearing gifts. Link to comment
daytripping Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 What date can I meet another household inside? Link to comment
jamiesd Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 3 minutes ago, daytripping said: What date can I meet another household inside? Anytime Asda is open 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 10 hours ago, daytripping said: What date can I meet another household inside? "It's still far too early for members from different households to meet up with one and other inside their homes. However, I would encourage you to join your local church, synagogue or mosque as it is perfectly safe to meet members from other households in these establishments." (Copyright of Nicola Leitch and Jason Sturgeon, 2021). Makes perfect sense?. Surely now is the time to finally deploy these lads to rid us of this deadly whateveritis once and for all and let us have our liberty back again......... Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Looking forward to having to take 17 lateral flow tests to get to the fitba later this year! 1 Link to comment
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