Coronavirus

[manboobs109]

The official decision on level 3 is Tuesday it'll just be that.

[Guest milne_afc]

The Tuesday Show has been scheduled for a while. It’ll just be the usual platitudes from the dwarf cunt.

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

The Tuesday Show has been scheduled for a while. It’ll just be the usual platitudes from the dwarf cunt.

Warwick Davis? 

[Guest milne_afc]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

Warwick Davis? 

He’s a midget, isn’t he?

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

A small person 

Like a bundle of foreskin 

[Studebaker-90]

25 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

He’s a midget, isn’t he?

 

bloody hormones 

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Warwick Davis? 

Fucks happened to him? He’s nae doing Tenable anymore - granted it may have been recorded three years ago.

[Studebaker-90]

Probably clinically vulnerable 

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Probably clinically vulnerable 

Thought children were safe?

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

Fucks happened to him? 

Kidnapped by peados then sold to the circus when they discovered he’s a 50yr old mannie. 

 

[Studebaker-90]

Have a look at the size of his feet next time you see him. Absolute flippers.

[NEM]

29 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Have a look at the size of his feet next time you see him. Absolute flippers.

Is he related to the McSorlie twins? ?

[Studebaker-90]

?? mind at! Same size of feet as Shaq. 

[Parklife]

23 minutes ago, NEM said:

Is he related to the McSorlie twins? ?

I'd forgotten about them ?

[daytripping]

23 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

I saw Anas Sarwar saying that on BBC this morning. Wasn't aware of it and not seen any correspondence so I'm guessing it's probably being done through her usual statements. 

I'm guessing some other restrictions might be lifted earlier than planned. 

With an election coming up there's no doubt at all she'll come bearing gifts.

[daytripping]

What date can I meet another household inside?

[jamiesd]

3 minutes ago, daytripping said:

What date can I meet another household inside?

Anytime Asda is open

[dervish]

Beautifully put. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 hours ago, daytripping said:

What date can I meet another household inside?

"It's still far too early for members from different households to meet up with one and other inside their homes. However, I would encourage you to join your local church, synagogue or mosque as it is perfectly safe to meet members from other households in these establishments." (Copyright of Nicola Leitch and Jason Sturgeon, 2021).

Makes perfect sense?.

Surely now is the time to finally deploy these lads to rid us of this deadly whateveritis once and for all and let us have our liberty back again.........

 

[Zeus]

Looking forward to having to take 17 lateral flow tests to get to the fitba later this year! 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Why is the vaccine rollout in Scotland delayed? 

Just checked again just now to see when approximately I will receive my first and second jabs and it keeps getting closer to Christmas each time I check. 

I know also from observation it is not being administered in relation to when you were born as folk younger than me who are not defined as locksmiths have received their first jab already. 

[NEM]

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Looking forward to having to take 17 lateral flow tests to get to the fitba later this year! 

You'll need to take 50 to get 1 accurate result ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You must be very young MAD if it's saying December       Edit   even for 18 year olds the predictor returns a result of July

I am 42 min. Originally it was the first week of April, now it is the second week of May (for the first jab). The second one is now due by the second week of August having originally been scheduled for the start of July?.

Both governments have been perennially patting themselves on the back for the alleged successful rollout of the vaccination program and it really boils my shite to continually hear this when it is fucking propaganda?. 

[Parklife]

Their plans were both massively ambitious. They were shooting for the stars. 

They're doing great on the vaccine front IMO. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

May is not really Christmas though is it? You could be getting your first jab in 3 weeks. 

I was being facetious, young Hanz?. I never actually said it would be Christmas, just saying that the rescheduled estimated date of my first jab is closer to Christmas that the originally intended date of vaccination.

[jamiesd]

The yellow card stats are not that great re adverse affects so i will take my chances with Covid19 until the trials finish in 2023 and its been improved.

[chief_wiggum]

Talked about it on the news this morning on BBC2 , showed Denmark rolling out a basic one for certain things with a more detailed one being worked on.

[Parklife]

13 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I haven't heard much comments about 'vaccine passport' these days.

I can only presume that it's dying a death and there will be no more on it cause it was a farce and ridiculous to try and even implement it.

Israel have one in place but I think very few places are using it. As infection rates remain low there, I doubt there will be much change from that. 

The test for them might come if virus prevalence rises and they want to keep everything open while still stopping spread. 

[chief_wiggum]

40 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I am 42 min. Originally it was the first week of April, now it is the second week of May (for the first jab). The second one is now due by the second week of August having originally been scheduled for the start of July?.

Both governments have been perennially patting themselves on the back for the alleged successful rollout of the vaccination program and it really boils my shite to continually hear this when it is fucking propaganda?. 

The predictor said I would get my second Jab in May, I got my second Pfizer yesterday, 3 weeks early.

[daytripping]

25 minutes ago, jamiesd said:

The yellow card stats are not that great re adverse affects so i will take my chances with Covid19 until the trials finish in 2023 and its been improved.

The side effects of the vaccine are pretty brutal, I had major muscle and joint pain. Lesser man would have struggled but I walked it off, just a warning for any pansies out there.