daytripping Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Down to 3 cases in Aberdeen yesterday, 1 in Aberdeenshire. That's lower than before things opened up more, makes you wonder why businesses weren't allowed to open sooner. Clearly makes no difference when you're already at low numbers. Fuck knows what's happening in Moray, bloody teuchters. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Is there loads of slaughterhouses and shit up there? Seem to get loads in those places Link to comment
shut up meg Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Yer man , Soops . 1st vaccine this morning . Nae bother . Give it 24 hours, I had the jab at 6pm and slept like a log. Felt great the next day and but woke up the 2nd night at 2am with a high temperature and my arm felt like I'd been kicked by a horse. The high temperature only lasted a day although the arm was sore for a few days. Link to comment
thedandydon Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 4 minutes ago, shut up meg said: Give it 24 hours, I had the jab at 6pm and slept like a log. Felt great the next day and but woke up the 2nd night at 2am with a high temperature and my arm felt like I'd been kicked by a horse. The high temperature only lasted a day although the arm was sore for a few days. Aye, had much the same side effects. Took about a day but had the fever and aching muscles for a couple days after and sore arm for another day or two. The wife had her 2nd on the same day and reported nowt but a sore arm. Link to comment
Dons79 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Cheers , chaps ?? Same felt like crap the next day sore arm and pretty fatigued. After a couple of days, no problems, apparently you either get it a bit shit the first one or the second but never both. Second one will be a breeze Link to comment
Poodler Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Missed my 2nd vaccine dose today. They’d moved it forward from the initial date Perth, WA are coming out of their mini lockdown - gatherings at home to be no more than 100 people!! fa’s holding parties like at! Link to comment
Lencarl Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Severe cases of COVID-19 are 2.5 times more likely in men with male-pattern baldness than those retaining a full head of hair, researchers have warned. Male-pattern baldness — or 'androgenetic alopecia' — is a common, genetically-determined form of hair loss that affects around 50 per cent of men aged over 50. It commonly presents as a thinning of the hair in the temporal areas of the scalp before advancing to affect the crown as well. There you have it. Potato heads are at most risk. Probably applies to 90% of posters on here. Link to comment
Zeus Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Pushing door to door testing on Moray. Hope the teuchters tell them to poke it. 1 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 hours ago, thedandydon said: Aye, had much the same side effects. Took about a day but had the fever and aching muscles for a couple days after and sore arm for another day or two. The wife had her 2nd on the same day and reported nowt but a sore arm. Same symptoms here except my shoulder is still in pain after 3 weeks, not even the jab side. Probably just a strange coincidence and not connected to the vaccine. Finally bit the bullet and have the doctors tomorrow, not been in years. 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 3 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Is there loads of slaughterhouses and shit up there? Seem to get loads in those places Hector Dick's farm is a famous slaughterhouse up that way. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 44 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Hector Dick's farm is a famous slaughterhouse up that way. Watch it. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Watch it. Sorry min. I don't wish to offend anyone or any soul, especially the pigs of Mr Dick. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Sorry min. I don't wish to offend anyone or any soul, especially the pigs of Mr Dick. She's still alive. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: She's still alive. Aye, I wouldn't be surprised if she is after all regardless of my tongue-in-cheek humour, Don. Always sceptical when there hasn't been a body found in a case of murder or manslaughter and this case isn't different. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 5 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Aye, I wouldn't be surprised if she is after all regardless of my tongue-in-cheek humour, Don. Always sceptical when there hasn't been a body found in a case of murder or manslaughter and this case isn't different. Probably got sick of him and the kids and fucked off to London. Then got killed by a black man. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Probably got sick of him and the kids and fucked off to London. Then got killed by a black man. After he raped her. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 8 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Aye, I wouldn't be surprised if she is after all regardless of my tongue-in-cheek humour, Don. Always sceptical when there hasn't been a body found in a case of murder or manslaughter and this case isn't different. She was worth a dunt too. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 Just now, Don Fonte said: After he raped her. Before* 1 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: She was worth a dunt too. She was a bonnie lassie alright. Nice form?. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: When's bukkake allowed? Between 8pm and 3am Monday to Friday. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted May 6, 2021 Share Posted May 6, 2021 12 minutes ago, Redforever86 said: Probably got sick of him and the kids and fucked off to London. Then got killed by a black man. Could've been a white man or an inbetweener?. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 12 hours ago, Poodler said: Missed my 2nd vaccine dose today. They’d moved it forward from the initial date Perth, WA are coming out of their mini lockdown - gatherings at home to be no more than 100 people!! fa’s holding parties like at! The dear leader, peace be upon him, has said we can go about our business almost like normal. Only 45,000 allowed at the footy though. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted May 7, 2021 Share Posted May 7, 2021 16 hours ago, thedandydon said: Aye, had much the same side effects. Took about a day but had the fever and aching muscles for a couple days after and sore arm for another day or two. The wife had her 2nd on the same day and reported nowt but a sore arm. Got my jag on Monday and had absolutely no issues after apart from a dull ache in the arm where they injected me. Moderna was what I got. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 5/5/2021 at 6:56 AM, Dons79 said: https://youtu.be/3lvUCAHRa6I always expected the islands to be something like this. Can you confirm henry?.?? Lerwick summer fete Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 5/7/2021 at 6:18 AM, Sooper-hanz said: Almost 24 hours later I’m still fine . Bit of tenderness but nothing else . I am quite a tough cunt though . You think you could batter an ostrich? Link to comment
Fridge Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: An emu would be easier Wait till Rod is fixing his aerial and then cheap shot him with a pink windmill of punches. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Im not sure. Id imagine they have sharp talons and have a great kick. I wouldn't like to try tbh. I think ostriches are the line between whether you're handy in a fight or not. The wings, and beak, and giant, clawed feet are definitely a concern, but if you can get in close and get a hold of its neck then I think you're going to win that fight. Once you have it on the ground you can choke it or crush it's fucking bird skull. Once you've death with an ostrich you can probably handle yourself in fight with another human or even animals that are considered to be more fierce. Maybe even one of the smaller primates... immensely strong, and excessively brutal in a fight. One popular way to deal with an ostrich is to batter the fuck out of it with a big stick. That's what the experts recommend. But personally I feel like you might as well shoot it from 30 yards if you're going to use weapons. All scenarios I envisage are weaponless encounters, where you have to develop effective strategies rather than just wade in with a baseball bat. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: An ostrich will tear you to pieces with those fucking feet. Maybe if you walk up to it dressed like a fucking tourist, a pair of skinny jeans, a cotton t-shirt, and flip flops... and probably one of those metrosexual hairdos that flop over your eyes, obscuring your vision. Wear stout boots, a heavy pair of chainsaw cargos, and a good, tactical vest, and you don't have to worry about shit like ostrich claws. Smarten up or you're going to get battered by a duck, you soft bastard. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 17 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Maybe if you walk up to it dressed like a fucking tourist, a pair of skinny jeans, a cotton t-shirt, and flip flops... and probably one of those metrosexual hairdos that flop over your eyes, obscuring your vision. Wear stout boots, a heavy pair of chainsaw cargos, and a good, tactical vest, and you don't have to worry about shit like ostrich claws. Smarten up or you're going to get battered by a duck, you soft bastard. no, no. never. ever, ever, ever. ever, wear cargos. ever. Link to comment
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