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[cheesepipes]

50 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

I had a few of these once, am I now top drinker around here?

The reason lots of kids are little poofs these days is they aint hammering the Top Decks after school. 

Solid 0.2% alcohol. 

[Parklife]

Hungover after your mad night @Bluto10? 

[Henry]

That's #cringeoftheyear sorted for the Hat awards. 

[Bluto10]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Hungover after your mad night @Bluto10? 

why would I be hungover?

nah. Up and at ‘em early doors. as per usual

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Teenage boy stuff, this. 
 

I drank more than you! How much did you drink? Yous would be shite on a night out. 

[Don Fonte]

13 hours ago, Bluto10 said:

you’d be on your back after that much

 

12 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

After 8 bottles of beer?

My mum could manage that Bluts.

Your mum certainly handles being on her back with ease on a regular basis min.

[Don Fonte]

Just did a shite and it stunk of booze, think you could get drunk off the fumes alone.

Terrific.

Might hit the battle cruiser shortly.

[Bluto10]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

 

Your mum certainly handles being on her back with ease on a regular basis min.

What’s his name?

 

haha

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You might have just shat out your liver 

Potentially. I did have over 8 beers yesterday.

[Studebaker-90]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Potentially. I did have over 8 beers yesterday.

Yeah he drinks 

[Guest milne_afc]

Quiet morning from the current POTY and Sunday Drinking Champ.

[Bluto10]

6 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Quiet morning from the current POTY and Sunday Drinking Champ.

just finished the breakfast service 

 

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Quiet morning from the current POTY and Sunday Drinking Champ.

He'll be off the drink again. Fucking big homo.

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

Quiet morning from the current POTY and Sunday Drinking Champ.

I had a wee nosey. Busy morning.

[Bluto10]

aye I’m sure his apology is in the post

[manboobs109]

20 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You were nasty to Bluts. Pm me your address so we can have a boxing match over another man. 

If you read it over he brought it all on himself.

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

aye I’m sure his apology is in the post

You're such a sensitive wee soul. 

[Fridge]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You were nasty to Bluts. Pm me your address so we can have a boxing match over shagging another man. 

Fuck sake min

[Bluto10]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You're such a sensitive wee soul. 

eh?

[Bluto10]

15 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

If you read it over he brought it all on himself.

you were drunk (& lashing out at everyone)

 

i merely stated I had 8 beers (ended up having 10)
 

then you waded in and encouraged parky to make #SlyDigs and start a #PileyOn

[Don Fonte]

46 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I had a wee nosey. Busy morning.

AKA - rough and in the doghouse.

The wife will be ordering you to stay off the booze again.

El

Oh

El

[manboobs109]

29 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

you were drunk (& lashing out at everyone)

 

i merely stated I had 8 beers (ended up having 10)
 

then you waded in and encouraged parky to make #SlyDigs and start a #PileyOn

Hardly Bluts. You were giving it the big 'un about drinking the most on here then admitted you'd only had 8 beers over the course of 7 hours. You were rightly given a ripping for it.

 

[manboobs109]

29 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

AKA - rough and in the doghouse.

The wife will be ordering you to stay off the booze again.

El

Oh

El

Us self employed wealth creators can't lie in our wanking chariots all day son. Need to be up and at em.

Actually felt alright today I'd had shitloads to eat I reckon that helped.

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Us self employed wealth creators can't lie in our wanking chariots all day son. Need to be up and at em.

Actually felt alright today I'd had shitloads to eat I reckon that helped.

What you get to eat?

I got a deliveroo McDonald's before I got back on it. Double sausage egg mcmuffin meal with added bacon. Fucking terrific. (Hardly touched the fucker but the thought was there)

[Don Fonte]

39 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

you were drunk (& lashing out at everyone)

 

i merely stated I had 8 beers (ended up having 10)
 

then you waded in and encouraged parky to make #SlyDigs and start a #PileyOn

8 beers 

Bloody loser.

[Bluto10]

10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Hardly Bluts. You were giving it the big 'un about drinking the most on here then admitted you'd only had 8 beers over the course of 7 hours. You were rightly given a ripping for it.

 

I’m just pullin yer leg min.

 

And it was 10 beers ?

[manboobs109]

50 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What you get to eat?

I got a deliveroo McDonald's before I got back on it. Double sausage egg mcmuffin meal with added bacon. Fucking terrific. (Hardly touched the fucker but the thought was there)

Was yesterday I was munching. Think the lining on the guts eased the potential hangover.

[Don Fonte]

10 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Was yesterday I was munching. Think the lining on the guts eased the potential hangover.

Poof.

[Studebaker-90]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Was yesterday I was munching. Think the lining on the guts eased the potential hangover.

Cheating then

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Cheating then

Big time. Learnt my lesson fae skipping tea on Friday.