Coronavirus

[Ke1t]

16 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

cheer up lads, it’s xmas time

There's no need to be afraid.

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I've been coughing like fuck since Christmas eve and had a negative LFT every day. 

A timely reminder that while still serious for some there arestill other winter respirory viruses out there other than omicron.  

A mixture of cocodomol and covonia had been keeping it at bay. 

Strangely that's twice now in the last 2 months I've had a hoora cough - never usually suffer with them. 

 

Walked off the original variant before it was even fashionable to have it.

This Omichromy version will be a piece of piss.

Positive mental attitude is all it takes to beat most things.... Covid, Bears, Nuclear Blasts, Vampires.... all prey on the weak.

[maryhilldon]

35 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

Strangely that's twice now in the last 2 months I've had a hoora cough 

 

Same, snottery nose as well for about 2 weeks now. Can't shake it off, but it doesn't get any worse either. Annoying.

[Redforever86]

39 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Same, snottery nose as well for about 2 weeks now. Can't shake it off, but it doesn't get any worse either. Annoying.

Like wise, two different shite we colds. Runny nose, slightly sore throat, wee bit of a sore head sometimes. 
 

Normally walk this shit off in 24 hours with a hot cup of ginger and honey tea and a wank.

Fucking stuck in the house just now as going to visit grand parents the morn and don’t want to catch it in the pub. 

[chief_wiggum]

Nothing to do with the rights or wrongs of stopping party's etc, more about me as a foggie moaning about the yoot of today ? Some dolly dimple quine on the news, typical air headed fuckwit with the fake face asked what her plans were for New Year.... " so having like a couple of like people over like 30 or 40, but now like, it will be more like 10 or so" ....since when is a couple 40?

[Zeus]

Who cares if it's 10 or 40?

Let them get on with it. Nae breaking any rules 

[Parklife]

You boys all still doing this? Must be draining as fuck. 

 

[Zeus]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cystic Fibrosis 

Good fortune teller. 

Ah no. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You boys all still doing this? Must be draining as fuck. 

 

Doing what Parky?

[Parklife]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Doing what Parky?

Saying the exact same things they've said for 18 months. Not been an original point on this thread in about 6 months. 

It must be draining to keep saying the same shit over and over and over and over. (Especially when it's mostly absolute shite.) Dunno how folk can be arsed. 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Saying the exact same things they've said for 18 months. Not been an original point on this thread in about 6 months. 

It must be draining to keep saying the same shit over and over and over and over. (Especially when it's mostly absolute shite.) Dunno how folk can be arsed. 

We were talking about having a stubborn cold recently, have people been saying that over and over for 18 months? Not sure they have.

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Hope you’re not including my ever helpful ICU stat in that parky

What are the scores on the doors just now?

[Redforever86]

49 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

What are the scores on the doors just now?

Loved shooting stars. 

[Ke1t]

19 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Covid causalty number 3?

Moobs, Mini and now Consi chucked it.

They'll be no use to you lot when the Russians are tearing over....

Just checked the nearest target to my bunker...45 minutes by car. Small airbase... likely to get hit by something small, if at all.... no  Megatrons wasted on it, I wouldn't think. Got my dry food and water purification up to date, seed bank at the ready, new wife identified (Asian bird who works at the Post Office) for repopulating the earth. A race of Samurai Vikings.... terrific.

Also did a check on Aberdeen.

Handy tip... in the event of a nuclear attack don't be in Aberdeen.

Kintore's quite nice.

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Love Alec Baldwin

And that’s crufts 

[manboobs109]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Saying the exact same things they've said for 18 months. Not been an original point on this thread in about 6 months. 

It must be draining to keep saying the same shit over and over and over and over. (Especially when it's mostly absolute shite.) Dunno how folk can be arsed. 

And yet you keep chipping in giving your opinion.

If you hadn't posted on here for 6 months you'd maybe have a point.

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

And yet you keep chipping in giving your opinion.

If you hadn't posted on here for 6 months you'd maybe have a point.

I've not given my opinion is ages, MB. I do see you desperate to draw me in to yet another dull argument on it though. 

I shall not be partaking. 

Hope you're having a magical festive period. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I've not given my opinion is ages, MB. I do see you desperate to draw me in to yet another dull argument on it though. 

I shall not be partaking. 

Hope you're having a magical festive period. 

I'm not trying to draw you into anything, just pointing out you're talking pish as usual

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I'm not trying to draw you into anything, just pointing out you're talking pish as usual

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Parklife said:

Saying the exact same things they've said for 18 months. Not been an original point on this thread in about 6 months. 

It must be draining to keep saying the same shit over and over and over and over. (Especially when it's mostly absolute shite.) Dunno how folk can be arsed. 

It's draining to live the same experience with this shit over and over and over, so let folk have a whinge if they want. 
 

There hasn't been an original thought on this website, ever. 
 

Steer clear of the Covid thread because it was always be full of folk moaning about the farce we're currently enduring. 
 

That's my advice, chief. 

[manboobs109]

That might have been unfair actually

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Eh can’t be the only one to notice studleys missus got it at the same time as DF. #JustSayin

[Ke1t]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

It's gonna happen some time.

Fail to prepare, then prepare to fail.

Nice mountain spring not so far away and got enough jaca fruit and others hanging from the jungle trees here to survive for quite some time.

Until the decades long nuclear winter stops them ripening. 

After that I'm more than happy to hunt, kill and eat dogs.

Southern hemisphere should be fine... no-ones nuking South America or Africa.

Northern hemisphere... I'm the only Northerner on this board who's surviving past the first 4 minutes. The rest of them are dead.

I shall weep for them as I shag my new Asian wife and hunt the two headed mutant bears.

 

 

[Studebaker-90]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh can’t be the only one to notice studleys missus got it at the same time as DF. #JustSayin

He looks like he’s had a pot noodle and a wank. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

He looks like he’s had a pot noodle and a wank. 

More likely they’ve sucked the same covid positive cock

[Crashnyploshnit]

If you actually believe in mandatory "booster shots" and vaccine passports to travel or go to a restaurant, your mind has been enslaved. 

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

If you actually believe in mandatory "booster shots" and vaccine passports to travel or go to a restaurant, your mind has been enslaved. 

Likewise if you believe you'll go to prison for rape and murder of women, men or children.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59814032

What a load of psychological and manipulative dross.

What relevance has the lead picture in the article got to do with the "killer" virus? Are the BBC trying to infer that handling broccoli in a supermarket setting is the main cause of catching the virus??

[Guest milne_afc]

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[Zeus]

Drakeford has cancelled Parkrun in Wales!!!!!!!!