Coronavirus

[tutankamun]

48 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

That jab has worked well for me most years.

Not getting the flu jab has worked out for me every year 

[tutankamun]

49 minutes ago, JakieBastard said:

Like you can only be in one camp or another. There is no room to be both highly suspicious of the motives of big pharma and governments yet decide on balance that to protect those around you and the extremely small risk involved - getting a vaccine (in addition to the countless others already received in our lifetimes) is worth going ahead with.

So you're highly suspicious of big pharma and governments yet trust them anyway based on a lie that big pharma and governments told you?

[Beachend Bootboy]

Flu jabs.  Lolzzzz.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That's what a question is.

No it's not.  Don't be fuckin obtuse.

Anyhow I'm not gonna argue semantics of grammatical nuances with you.

I've given you the information you sought.

[tutankamun]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You'll probably get one when you're getting on a bit in years though? ( assuming your quite young just now)

doubt it. 

all the young cunts at my work get it just because the work pays for it. they usually end up getting the flu 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Question .A form of words addressed to a person in order to elicit information or evoke a response; interrogative sentence.

Apology accepted. 

Like I said.  Not gonna argue such pish.

I never apologise.  It's a sign of weakness.

 

[elephantstone78]

32 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Like I said.  Not gonna argue such pish.

I never apologise.  It's a sign of weakness.

 

Sorry?

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

Sorry?

Weaklin'?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ok, you're driving into a car park to attend a wedding, you drive passed the bride and go through a puddle which covers her dress in mud. You don't apologise?

I laugh like fuck because it was deliberate.

[Guest milne_afc]

5 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I laugh like fuck because it was deliberate.

What a fuckin rotter. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

What a fuckin rotter. 

I've been called worse ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See that's just nonsense. Of course you'd apologise. 

Think what you like. It's fuck all to me.

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You'd get an absolute kicking in such a scenario

Maybe, probably.  Still funny as fuck tho. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Maybe, probably.  Still funny as fuck tho. 

....and bearin' in mind I'd be in a car and unlikely to stop.

[zeroisgod76]

3 hours ago, Poodler said:

They’ve got the last laugh 

How exactly did they get the last laugh? Personally i'll always laugh at grown men who cry like babies because they are petfrified of a little jab.

[Guest milne_afc]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

....and bearin' in mind I'd be in a car and unlikely to stop.

Your wife wouldn’t let you off with such cruelty. I bet you’re nae as lippy to her.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

You should ask her. She knows her place.

What’s her name? I’ll pop round the morn.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Your wife wouldn’t let you off with such cruelty. I bet you’re nae as lippy to her.

You should ask her. She knows her place.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

What’s her name? I’ll pop round the morn.

Mrs Beachend Bootboy of course.

We celebrate our 30th weddin' anniversary this year so I must be doin' somethin' right.  Good strong shackles help mind??

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, zeroisgod76 said:

 Personally i'll always laugh at grown men who cry like babies because they are petfrified of a little jab.

Don't come in the Pub and start your shite. In fact, get out, you're barred.

[zeroisgod76]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

Don't come in the Pub and start your shite. In fact, get out, you're barred.

You can't handle the truth!!

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cars have brakes though and youre unlikely to be doing 90mph in a car park. 

20mph is probs enough to get away from the bayin' crowd.  Decent splash at that speed too.  

[Simply Red]

2 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Like I said.  Not gonna argue such pish.

I never apologise.  It's a sign of weakness.

 

Its a sign of a spoilt wee mummys boy, arsehole who’s never grown up.

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Its a sign of a spoilt wee mummys boy, arsehole who’s never grown up.

Check the fuckin' shape o' you min. Lolzzzzerz.

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Check the fuckin' shape o' you min. Lolzzzzerz.

100% True tho innit.

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

100% True tho innit.

?

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Don't come in the Pub and start your shite. In fact, get out, you're barred.

?

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

orders egg & chips

Euphemism for Spanish cock n balls

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Bet she goes to Spain and orders egg & chips

Crawl back under yer stone yeh pathetically unfunny spunkstain.

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

Euphemism for Spanish cock n balls

Unlike your boyfriend, my wife remains faithful.  Even after all these years.  Oh yeah!!!!