Coronavirus

[Zeus 1,565]

6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Did notice that when I was there for the opening Scotland match in June. 
 

You in charge of the hiring? Certainly a theme. 

Who's in charge? Fridge or the devil 

[Bluto10 1,781]

7 minutes ago, Roberto said:

AB still work at Dutcher?

what about JP?

[Bad_Mobby 4,741]

BA? 

[The Cockney Don 706]

5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

what about JP?

John Parrott ?

[The Cockney Don 706]

6 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

I know Twitter is jam packed full of dramatic fucking attention seekers..... That blond bint fae Aberdeen being one of the worst (she put out a belter of an attention-seeking post a couple of days ago) but there are still grown fully healthy adults getting thoughts and prayers from other healthy adults over getting this cough, even being a contact gets messages of support as if you were going in for open heart surgery. 

It makes you want to go to Syria and blow up infidels and pump Shemima. 

 

Loved her in Play School.

[Redforever86 1,786]

5 hours ago, Dom Sullivan said:

Correct. 
 

Snochers and pyochers are part of living in this part of the world. 
 

A drink of hot water and a good hoch up works wonders

 

I’ve been bringing up shite when subjected to a strong light glows in the dark.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog 300]

41 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

72 though. Good innings

......For any of the English cricket team jist inoo down under.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog 300]

14 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

BA? 

He's doing alright....

[Studebaker-90 1,051]

43 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

BA? 

Already been done 

Edited January 4 by Studebaker-90

[Ohjimmyjimmy 894]

Can we get a twitter or Instagram link to this hoor so we can get a swatch instead of all the secret squirrel shite.

[dazzy_deff 1,135]

3 hours ago, Fridge said:

Full of hot barmaids with nae socks I’m afraid

With no socks and converse trainers 

 

I’m just watching 

Are you the baldy bloke that was looking affa exciteable the other day? Only one in the place making sure tables weren't together inside?

 

[Fridge 399]

2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Are you the baldy bloke that was looking affa exciteable the other day? Only one in the place making sure tables weren't together inside?

 

No

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

2 hours ago, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Can we get a twitter or Instagram link to this hoor so we can get a swatch instead of all the secret squirrel shite.

^^^^ this

[Jocky Balboa 491]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

72 though. Good innings, pretty close to average life expectancy for men.

The plastic surgery probably killed them. They look like their faces were about to melt.

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

1 hour ago, Jocky Balboa said:

The plastic surgery probably killed them. They look like their faces were about to melt.

The one on the right looks like a Bo Selecta 'Hoff'.

[Captain Caveman 925]

11 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Aye, couple of days ago was a belter, cant be assed digging it out but it was a thinly veiled "i might do something daft" 

Clearly wasn't getting enough sympathy. 

A pile of desperate men then scramble over themselves to get in a message of support. "i dont know you but im here to chat anytime you want" 

Yes divorced 55 year old man, im sure you are. 

Annoying muppet, best just blocking her and her ilk

[Crashnyploshnit 178]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

72 though. Good innings, pretty close to average life expectancy for men.

That plastic surgery they had certainly didn’t make them look better. They look like the elephant man.

Edited January 5 by Crashnyploshnit
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[maryhilldon 1,815]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The one on the right looks like a Bo Selecta 'Hoff'.

[Fridge 399]

What the fuck is going on here 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59876583

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

7 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck is going on here 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59876583

Why the fuck would it be recorded? Almost as if she’s trying to make a point . 

[manboobs109 3,046]

Fuck knows Fridge

[Parklife 1,215]

59 minutes ago, Fridge said:

What the fuck is going on here 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-59876583

Ledge alert. 

[The Buzzard 185]

From midnight tonight - isolation can be ended after 7 days as long as you have no fever and record two negative lateral flow tests two days in a row. That's for positive cases. 

For close contacts, and you are fully vaccinated, you won't be required to self isolate but you need to do a lateral flow test every day for 7 days. 

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

1 minute ago, The Buzzard said:

From midnight tonight - isolation can be ended after 7 days as long as you have no fever and record two negative lateral flow tests two days in a row. That's for positive cases. 

For close contacts, and you are fully vaccinated, you won't be required to self isolate but you need to do a lateral flow test every day for 7 days. 

Does fully vaccinated mean the booster as well ? 

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

2 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

From midnight tonight - isolation can be ended after 7 days as long as you have no fever and record two negative lateral flow tests two days in a row. That's for positive cases. 

For close contacts, and you are fully vaccinated, you won't be required to self isolate but you need to do a lateral flow test every day for 7 days. 

It’s almost as if they’ve realised that folk are skiving off work because a family member has the virus. 
What a complete load of fucking shite.

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

Here @The Buzzard say one of my family gets a positive PCR and is fucked with Covids does that mean I can still go to work so long as I do a LFT?

[The Buzzard 185]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Does fully vaccinated mean the booster as well ? 

Yeah. 
 

No further restrictions being added abd with a view to deciding where we are at come 17 January. 
 

General sense I got was that they know they can't curtail omicron much more and it needs to be a case of definitely living with it now - she says it's unlikely to be the last variant. 

[The Buzzard 185]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here @The Buzzard say one of my family gets a positive PCR and is fucked with Covids does that mean I can still go to work so long as I do a LFT?

I think they are moving towards LFTs being  a definitive result now. Rather than getting a positive LFT then sending for a PCR to confirm you treat the LFT as gospel. Negative = crack on. Positive = isolate. 

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

2 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

I think they are moving towards LFTs being  a definitive result now. Rather than getting a positive LFT then sending for a PCR to confirm you treat the LFT as gospel. Negative = crack on. Positive = isolate. 

Which begs the question why did we need a PCR in the first place ? Cheers for the replies Buzz btw

[Sooper-hanz 2,351]

I’ll tell you where this is going . ‘Do a lateral flow but if you have no symptoms ,crack on‘. This will result in no cunt doing any tests whatsoever.