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[Fridge]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

What about a hot burd with small pert tits charged with manslaughter?

Yes

[sigh]

3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

 

Disabled badges are the biggest hassle of the job. People get so arsey if they have one, park somewhere stupid, then get a ticket. 

There's a permit area near the hospital that you get cunts parking in to save paying in the hospital car park then give you the sob stories about mum being in intensive care etc. "How can you sleep at night" the full histrionics. 

The mad thing is if they walked an extra 2 minutes there's free parking all over the place. 

I do laugh when you drive into a car park, all the spaces nearest where you want to go (hospital/shop/gym/park etc) are all full yet those just a wee minutes walk are all empty - folk are just inherently lazy 

[Dad]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Park in the car park instead of the residents only zone then.

Aye I know son - I'm just being a cunt ✌️

[BrianFaePerth]

20 minutes ago, sigh said:

I do laugh when you drive into a car park, all the spaces nearest where you want to go (hospital/shop/gym/park etc) are all full yet those just a wee minutes walk are all empty - folk are just inherently lazy 

The cunts that annoy me are those that reverse into a tight spot taking 10 attempts when, as you say, there’s tons of empty spaces just feet away.

[Fridge]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The cunts that annoy me are those that reverse into a tight spot taking 10 attempts when, as you say, there’s tons of empty spaces just feet away.

I  was once walking home (even worse I’d had a couple of pints) and some random bird asked me if I could park her car for her. Being the gentleman I am I did but ffs. If you can’t park you shouldn’t be on the road. 

[BrianFaePerth]

28 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I  was once walking home (even worse I’d had a couple of pints) and some random bird asked me if I could park her car for her. Being the gentleman I am I did but ffs. If you can’t park you shouldn’t be on the road. 

Did you give her a seeing to in her back seat?

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Did you give her a seeing to in her back seat?

No, but she actually was worth one.

Probably why I did it as opposed to tell her to fuck off.

 

[BrianFaePerth]

10 minutes ago, Fridge said:

No, but she actually was worth one.

Probably why I did it as opposed to tell her to fuck off.

 

Missed opportunity. A thank you wasn’t enough for your efforts 

[milne_afc]

8 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

 

Disabled badges are the biggest hassle of the job. People get so arsey if they have one, park somewhere stupid, then get a ticket. 

There's a permit area near the hospital that you get cunts parking in to save paying in the hospital car park then give you the sob stories about mum being in intensive care etc. "How can you sleep at night" the full histrionics. 

The mad thing is if they walked an extra 2 minutes there's free parking all over the place. 

 

[manboobs109]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

 

Jokes on you, I don't do the car parks they are private. 

[Don Fonte]

11 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

 

Disabled badges are the biggest hassle of the job. People get so arsey if they have one, park somewhere stupid, then get a ticket. 

There's a permit area near the hospital that you get cunts parking in to save paying in the hospital car park then give you the sob stories about mum being in intensive care etc. "How can you sleep at night" the full histrionics. 

The mad thing is if they walked an extra 2 minutes there's free parking all over the place. 

The 'man of the people' has changed.

[Dad]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

The 'man of the people' has changed.

He's always been a bastard

[manboobs109]

9 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

The 'man of the people' has changed.

Needs must. Being a "man of the people" doesn't butter any parsnips.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“And that m’Lord is the case for the defence…,”

It would have been another cracker for my Solicitor, but I just thought it’s reverse parking it’s nae brain surgery.
However I was breaking the law in a car that I was uninsured for and over the limit. Fuck knows what the consequences would have been if I pranged some car.

[Don Fonte]

9 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Needs must. Being a "man of the people" doesn't butter any parsnips.

You get a bonus and/or get targeted on the number of tickets you issue?

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, Fridge said:

It would have been another cracker for my Solicitor, but I just thought it’s reverse parking it’s nae brain surgery.
However I was breaking the law in a car that I was uninsured for and over the limit. Fuck knows what the consequences would have been if I pranged some car.

Pretty obvious Fridgeo.  You'd be done for drink driving and lose your licence.

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A ban for DUI probably. 

Who said I have a license?

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No one but you’d still get a ban irrespective of whether you do or not. 

No I didn’t?

[Fridge]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You’ve went off on one. Bring it back. 

What you on about?

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

You get a bonus and/or get targeted on the number of tickets you issue?

No not at all. They are quite chilled about tickets thank fuck. You aren't meant to walk past an offence but you can give a verbal warning(cannae park there pal) if you want. 

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A ban for DUI probably. 

 

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

A ban for DUI probably. 

I hope @Fridgeenjoyed his holiday in the USA.

 

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

No not at all. They are quite chilled about tickets thank fuck. You aren't meant to walk past an offence but you can give a verbal warning(cannae park there pal) if you want. 

You use the verbal warning much?

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

You use the verbal warning much?

Daily to dicks in Aberdeen. 

[Fridge]

Just now, Fridge said:

Daily to dicks in Aberdeen. 

I realise I have set myself up here.

[tutankamun]

Do not question authority and their ‘experts’. You have been warned.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65989350

[RedArmyFakshun]

1 hour ago, tutankamun said:

Do not question authority and their ‘experts’. You have been warned.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65989350

the fucking cunts treat us like pricks

[tutankamun]

5 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

the fucking cunts treat us like pricks

The news focussing on the ‘attack’ on Witty by 2 guys. An attack he was not injured in, it should be empathised.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-59746659.amp

The boy vaping in court 😂 singing ‘West Ham til I die’ upon sentencing. Clearly fake news 🙄

[RedArmyFakshun]

10 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

The news focussing on the ‘attack’

aye it fair takes me back to the G8 at Gleneagles 2005

for a week, there was insurrection brewing on scottish streets

it was growing, it was real, and it came out of the schemes

suddenly 7-7 bombings in london and it all ended immediately

 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

aye it fair takes me back to the G8 at Gleneagles 2005

for a week, there was insurrection brewing on scottish streets

Aye? Can't remember that at all.

[jamiesd]

57 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Aye? Can't remember that at all.

Yeah riots.