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[Studebaker-90]

The only man truly ITK on the hat.

Table service is a pain in the arse, guessing that means clubs will have to shut? 

[The Buzzard]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Cheers Buzz, some man. 

Didn't seem anything too dramatic in the statement. Lot of detail about booster rollout towards end of statement. 

[The Buzzard]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

The only man truly ITK on the hat.

Table service is a pain in the arse, guessing that means clubs will have to shut? 

That's my understanding of what she'll say about pubs, I could be wrong though. 
No specific mention about clubs. I dare say we'll maybe get questions once she sits down and folk asking more specific detailed questions about clubs etc. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

The only man truly ITK on the hat.

Table service is a pain in the arse, 

A pain in the arse for the pubs to staff and put in place but as a punter, I quite like it. 

[minijc]

7 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

The only man truly ITK on the hat.

Table service is a pain in the arse, guessing that means clubs will have to shut? 

Upsetting

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, minijc said:

Upsetting

Didn’t take long to smoke you out 

[Studebaker-90]

6 minutes ago, Parklife said:

A pain in the arse for the pubs to staff and put in place but as a punter, I quite like it. 

Aye I’m not arsed about it. Unless it reverts back to the madness of being shouted at if you spoke to another table. 

[minijc]

16 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Didn’t take long to smoke you out 

Darn I dived right in, just means I'll keep my latest ITK info to myself for a while longer.

[Fridge]

Outstanding political pish, Nicola saying we are not getting any funding from the UK and then just at the end said she had just received a note saying that we are getting an additional 200m - hmm

But we’re nae getting locked down so I’ll take it

[dazzy_deff]

31 minutes ago, Parklife said:

A pain in the arse for the pubs to staff and put in place but as a punter, I quite like it. 

As a man who sits at the bar, I absolutely fuckin hate it. 

[The Buzzard]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Outstanding political pish, Nicola saying we are not getting any funding from the UK and then just at the end said she had just received a note saying that we are getting an additional 200m - hmm

But we’re nae getting locked down so I’ll take it

Didn't see it live, Frigo, but from what I read the cash is being found from the Scottish Government coffers rather than the UK Gov, and it being 100m rather than 200m. 
Maybe things changed right before she stood up so I could be wrong. 
 

Agree that it's good boozers not being closed. 

[Parklife]

3 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

Didn't see it live, Frigo, but from what I read the cash is being found from the Scottish Government coffers rather than the UK Gov, and it being 100m rather than 200m. 
Maybe things changed right before she stood up so I could be wrong. 
 

Agree that it's good boozers not being closed. 

Nah, I think you're right. She definitely said the Scottish government had funded £100m worth of money for industries impacted. 

Edit: 

Looks like the UK Government have said they will be providing additional funding also. Not sure how much though. 

[The Buzzard]

Just now, Parklife said:

Nah, I think you're right. She definitely said the Scottish government had funded £100m worth of money for industries impacted. 

Recap seems to indicate that there is more coming from UK but think it's to cover booster rollout and not just hospitality sector. She must have got a note as Fridge said. 

[Zeus]

Back to WFH then I guess, ah no. 

FWIW I think table service kills the atmosphere of a bar.... 

 

Additional Funding that we'll all be paying for for yeas to come be it through cuts or tax rises. Terrific. 

[Henry]

17 minutes ago, Zeus said:

FWIW I think table service kills the atmosphere of a bar.... 

Course it does.

Was in Gellions and the Market Bar in Inverness there at the weekend, great fun with not a mask in sight.

Table service kills any decent pub. 

[cheesepipes]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

 

FWIW I think table service kills the atmosphere of a bar.... 

Certainly makes brushing your genitals on younger womens bottoms much more challenging. 

[cheesepipes]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

And shoving needles into them (that’s quietened down a bit lately) 

Almost like it never happened. 

 

 

[jamiesd]

 

[manboobs109]

39 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

And shoving needles into them (that’s quietened down a bit lately) 

That's a point actually, what a load of fucking garbage that all was.

[cheesepipes]

2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

That's a point actually, what a load of fucking garbage that all was.

Guess who backed them all up to the hilt. 

 

[Poodler]

20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

That's a point actually, what a load of fucking garbage that all was.

They still appear in A and E every weekend as ?spiked now instead of ‘intoxicated’ 

 

 

[maryhilldon]

52 minutes ago, jamiesd said:

 

John McGinn?

[Redforever86]

Santa will be getting cancelled for coming doon the chimney and raping them in their sleep next. 

[Studebaker-90]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Santa will be getting cancelled for coming doon the chimney and raping them in their sleep next. 

My costume worked, they’ll think it was him all along. 

[jamiesd]

1 hour ago, maryhilldon said:

John McGinn?

Turnbull

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Cases again not rising today. All propaganda 

2 folk in hospital with Omicron in Scotland. Back under the bed everyone.

[Henry]

14 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

2 folk in hospital with Omicron in Scotland. Back under the bed everyone.

Well worth the economic cost

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Going to war is very much like making love to a beautiful woman

How the fuck would you know?

[Guest milne_afc]

Explicitly child victims!?! On account of their non existent NI contributions?

Good one Saj

[Poodler]

16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

“Sajid Javid, the health secretary, opened the debate by attempting to press on his own MPs the “grave threat” of Omicron. The new strain, he said, could “overwhelm the NHS” and mean that child victims of car crashes are left untreated”

What a strange comment, this isn’t Pakistan, Javid, GO HOME if you want kids dying in the street