Coronavirus

[Parklife]

SPFL should clearly be suspending the season and bringing the planned winter break forward.  

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

19 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Covid19 is a respiratory tract infection ie mouth, nasopharynx, trachea, larynx and lungs. It especially infects the lower respiratory tract where there are more ACE2 receptors for it to bind to which the common cold generally doesn't.

So no it cannot be passed on through sexual intercourse.

There MIGHT be a small theoretical chance of passing it on if a woman infected with covid gives you a blowjob and then you find another woman to give you a blowjob within an hour and don't wash your pecker in between. But I'd imagine this risk is close to being infinitessimally small

Thanks for the clarity min. I naively thought you could have caught it from sexual intercourse or oral sex, especially if the person you were fornicating with was carrying unknown-at-the-time, asymptomatic symptoms of the dreaded virus. 

So I take it, if you are a swinger you have more chance of catching it.

It's a very clever virus more intelligent and contagious than rubella.

 

[NEM]

12 minutes ago, The Buzzard said:

No change to Christmas plans. 
From 27 Dec to end of 1st week in Jan limit contacts. Stay home as much as possible is the message. 
From 26th There will be changes. Outdoor events are a maximum of 500 with physical distancing so football is fucked. 
Big Hogmanay events scrapped 

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[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

 

One question though; can you catch the virus through sexual intercourse or other forms of sexual activity? Never heard any medical "expert", like Dr. Jarvis, discuss this possibility on TV, etc. 

 

3 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Thanks for the clarity min. I naively thought you could have caught it from sexual intercourse or oral sex, especially if the person you were fornicating with was carrying unknown-at-the-time, asymptomatic symptoms of the dreaded virus. 

So I take it, if you are a swinger you have more chance of catching it.

It's a very clever virus more intelligent and contagious than rubella.

 

Do you just want to tell everyone that you got a ride on Saturday and are trying to be subtle? ?

[Zeus]

Canna believe we're nae getting to the orc game. 

5200 new cases, less than yesterday, hospital and ICU numbers down as well.

YOU CANNOT GO TO THE FOOTBALL! 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

26 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

MAD is the last person eh thought would be concerned about catching the covids through sex

Fuck off. My non-existent sex life has fuck all to do with you?. 

Maybe you can recommend a body spray, EDT, or aftershave that can help to attract the ladies? Eau De Naturale, perhaps??

I've once tried Contact 18 from the Viz but that doesn't work.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Do you just want to tell everyone that you got a ride on Saturday and are trying to be subtle? ?

A ride in a taxi was the only ride I got on Saturday, Parky min?.

[dazzy_deff]

She's a fuckin joke. 

[manboobs109]

"Up to" £6k for business. They're having a laugh with that.

[DelMonte]

Hope she dies of a horrible crippling illness. Genuinely fucking detest her. 

[NEM]

Just now, DelMonte said:

Hope she dies of a horrible crippling illness. Genuinely fucking detest her. 

Be quite ironic if Covid claimed the boot (and highly amusing)

[Howard Marks]

The restrictions no one needed, wanted or asked for.

Well that's the vaccine campaign scuppered. Well done you bitch.

[DelMonte]

2 minutes ago, NEM said:

Be quite ironic if Covid claimed the boot (and highly amusing)

Be funny but it’s next to impossible with Omicron. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, DelMonte said:

Hope she dies of a horrible crippling illness. Genuinely fucking detest her. 

Necrotising Fasciitis or Beriberi would be preferable options. 

[Zeus]

Just now, DelMonte said:

Be funny but it’s next to impossible with Omicron. 

They don't have enough data yet mind. 

Despite all of South Africa screaming its milder 

Joke

[The Buzzard]

24 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Any word on household mixing? 

Same. 3 households still. 

[Durrant Dived]

6 minutes ago, DelMonte said:

Hope she dies of a horrible crippling illness. Genuinely fucking detest her. 

Even though the next person in charge would be making the same decisions? 

[Durrant Dived]

Just now, Studebaker-90 said:

Advice though not actual rules? 

Cancel your hogmanay bash. Joking you only have 2 mates. 

[DelMonte]

Just now, Durrant Dived said:

Even though the next person in charge would be making the same decisions? 

Yeah. It appears you have to be a disconnected weirdo to be a politician. Total scumbags. World is fucked.

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, The Buzzard said:

Same. 3 households still. 

Advice though not actual rules? 

[Studebaker-90]

4 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Necrotising Fasciitis or Beriberi would be preferable options. 

What about toxoplasmosis. RIP Tommy. 

[NEM]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

To recap,you’re safer greeting someone with a blowjob than a handshake ?

 

3 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Advice though not actual rules

 

[Guest]

A bit of a kick in the nuts, this.

 

Toying with peoples lives here. When does it stop, genuinely? Vaccination campaign has been successful, people are getting boosters, we know it's going to be around indefinitely, so what do we do? Do we just keep going in and out of partial lockdowns/restrictions? 
 

How does that work from an economic standpoint long term? 
 

It's the punters that'll pay the price, as always. 
 

A fucking joke. 

[Studebaker-90]

8 minutes ago, Durrant Dived said:

Cancel your hogmanay bash. Joking you only have 2 mates. 

You’re a right troll 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

What about toxoplasmosis. RIP Tommy. 

I would settle for that. Breathing in the fumes from her girlfriend's dirty genitalia would help.

#GodBlessTommy

[Woolenrouge]

Can they not just postpone all three pre-break games and play them after new year, and at least have a chance of normal crowds by the time the new dates come around?

[The Buzzard]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Does that mean the Dundee game is closed doors ?

Unless one of the 500 permitted under the rules, yeah!

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Woolenrouge said:

Can they not just postpone all three pre-break games and play them after new year, and at least have a chance of normal crowds by the time the new dates come around?

That would be smart

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

A bit of a kick in the nuts, this.

 

Toying with peoples lives here. When does it stop, genuinely? Vaccination campaign has been successful, people are getting boosters, we know it's going to be around indefinitely, so what do we do? Do we just keep going in and out of partial lockdowns/restrictions? 
 

How does that work from an economic standpoint long term? 
 

It's the punters that'll pay the price, as always. 
 

A fucking joke. 

As soon as we let them do the first "lockdown" we were fucked.

It was fucking obvious this was going to happen.

[The Buzzard]

14 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Boozers staying open? 

Yeah. Will be table service, distancing and I assume masks on when away for a piss/line/shit.