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1 hour ago, Ten Caat said:

No can't say  I have. 

The 2 worst fungating tumours I saw were actually both in men. One with a "cauliflower" growing out of his anus, after an unsuccessful rectal resection about a year previous.

The absolute worst I saw was a poor 60 something bloke with a colostomy and urostomy. However the abdominal tumours he was suffering had metastasized to virtually every organ that hadn't already been removed and caused his abdo suture line to burst wide open...too wide to suture even temporarily.. Faecal fluid plus whatever else was being produced in his abdo cavity just poured out constantly.

Was admitted for terminal care, syringe driver was 1200mg diamorph/24hrs........no one i nursed before or after got anywhere close to that figure and he was still in agony...100mg breakthrough IM doses. We were told he'd be with us a few days at most. Poor cunt survived nearly 7 weeks. all we could do was pack the abdo wound lightly and pile on 4 dressing pads to absorb the fluid...needed changed 2 hourly. Not one nurse managed to avoid vomiting due to the smell at least once. And we didn't let first year students attend to him on the advice of the college.

My old man was covered in horrible big blisters in the weeks leading up to him passing away, nothing on that chap. That's when the NHS really do earn their coin, do great work.

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2 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

No can't say  I have. 

The 2 worst fungating tumours I saw were actually both in men. One with a "cauliflower" growing out of his anus, after an unsuccessful rectal resection about a year previous.

The absolute worst I saw was a poor 60 something bloke with a colostomy and urostomy. However the abdominal tumours he was suffering had metastasized to virtually every organ that hadn't already been removed and caused his abdo suture line to burst wide open...too wide to suture even temporarily.. Faecal fluid plus whatever else was being produced in his abdo cavity just poured out constantly.

Was admitted for terminal care, syringe driver was 1200mg diamorph/24hrs........no one i nursed before or after got anywhere close to that figure and he was still in agony...100mg breakthrough IM doses. We were told he'd be with us a few days at most. Poor cunt survived nearly 7 weeks. all we could do was pack the abdo wound lightly and pile on 4 dressing pads to absorb the fluid...needed changed 2 hourly. Not one nurse managed to avoid vomiting due to the smell at least once. And we didn't let first year students attend to him on the advice of the college.

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35 minutes ago, Poodler said:

What was the bets folk had on about drinking again ?

I've got a few bets on, not specifically about drinking though. Looking good for 3 but 2 look sure fire losers.

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6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I've got a few bets on, not specifically about drinking though. Looking good for 3 but 2 look sure fire losers.

Which ones are fecked you reckon?

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4 minutes ago, jamiesd said:

Which ones are fecked you reckon?

I bet Geoff Tipps the games at Hampden in the Euros wouldn't have any fans, or go ahead there and Henry that the vaccines would be declared useless by 15th July. Crazy chat that one but only £20.

My bets that we'd still have restrictions in some form on 15th July with Soops, Studebaker-90 and Don Fonte look like they're in the bag though.

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2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I bet Geoff Tipps the games at Hampden in the Euros wouldn't have any fans, or go ahead there and Henry that the vaccines would be declared useless by 15th July. Crazy chat that one but only £20.

My bets that we'd still have restrictions in some form on 15th July with Soops, Studebaker-90 and Don Fonte look like they're in the bag though.

What the fuck did we bet again?

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Here we go, 17th of may. All the youngers wont have their jabs. I haven't had mine and I'm in my 40s. Its lining up for another super spreader.

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3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

I bet Geoff Tipps the games at Hampden in the Euros wouldn't have any fans, or go ahead there and Henry that the vaccines would be declared useless by 15th July. Crazy chat that one but only £20.

My bets that we'd still have restrictions in some form on 15th July with Soops, Studebaker-90 and Don Fonte look like they're in the bag though.

Your money is mine Moobster.

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1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What the fuck did we bet again?

You said there would be no restrictions in Scotland on 15th July

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1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

Your money is mine Moobster.

Is it fuck. Level 0 and the money is mine.

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6 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Is it fuck. Level 0 and the money is mine.

I know. I'll keep deluding myself to the last minute though.

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6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I know. I'll keep deluding myself to the last minute though.

I can taste sweet, sweet victory already

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13 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I can taste sweet, sweet victory already

I'll just welch on the bet.

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10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I'll just welch on the bet.

And I'll never cast it up if you do

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7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

And I'll never cast it up if you do

You know that's not my character. Full payment will be made if needed. (In 10 pence pieces)

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41 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You know that's not my character. Full payment will be made if needed. (In 10 pence pieces)

Or a scrap in a pub car park?

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Just now, Fridge said:

Or a scrap in a pub car park?

If the bbc doesn't cover it, Sky will. 

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20 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Or a scrap in a pub car park?

Wouldn't want to hurt Moobs. He's a'rite.

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3 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

You said there would be no restrictions in Scotland on 15th July

ah no  Early cashout offer?  A tenner and a reach-around?

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I wonder if Glasgow will remain in Level Three along with Moray 🤔

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Just now, Henry said:

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I wonder if Glasgow will remain in Level Three along with Moray 🤔

Ha ha don't hold your breath

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India's Covid variant is now dominant in four local authorities in England and its rapid spread could jeopardise plans to ease lockdown, experts fear. Boris Johnson said in a statement to Parliament today that the variant was 'of increasing concern', warning that a strain that could slip past vaccines would have 'potential to cause even greater suffering than we endured in January'. 

 

 

Slip past vaccines.

Whatever that means.

 

 

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35 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Worked for me. 

Never knew Davie Truscott posted on here. 

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6 hours ago, Henry said:

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I wonder if Glasgow will remain in Level Three along with Moray 🤔

Cases shouldn’t matter with all the vulnerable being vaccinated. The hospitalisations should be the only indicator now.

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1 hour ago, tutankamun said:

Cases shouldn’t matter with all the vulnerable being vaccinated. The hospitalisations should be the only indicator now.

Agreed, and I wonder if that’s the way they’ll do to avoid leaving Glasgow behind.

just going by the way one doctor was talking on Radio Scotland 

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8 hours ago, The Cockney Don said:

Having my second jab next Tuesday, 11 weeks after my first.

hopefilly 50ml o domestos

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1 hour ago, Henry said:

 

just going by the way one doctor was talking on Radio Scotland 

Assume it wasn't Jason Leitch on the radio then?

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