Coronavirus

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Eugenefani said:

Would you take one? To protect the vulnerable and because they work and are the way out this pandemic?

Would I have a chip planted inside me for things I can easy access on my phone? 
 

No, no I wouldn't. 

[Eugenefani]

3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Would I have a chip planted inside me for things I can easy access on my phone? 
 

No, no I wouldn't. 

I remember when people said that about the vaccine until they were told they couldn’t go to the football, travel, pub etc. What I’m trying to say is it’s frightening how quickly these things escalate and how many people comply willingly just cause Abdy else is. (Nothing personal) . 

[Eugenefani]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Very convenient that these so called ‘syringes’ are being used to inject the vaccine into people . 
 

Syringe?  You dinosaur, haven’t you heard about the needle free Covid vaccine under trial?

[Studebaker-90]

9 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I might get my bank card and driving licence tattooed to my foreheed 

Get a new one when your cards expire. 

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, Eugenefani said:

I remember when people said that about the vaccine until they were told they couldn’t go to the football, travel, pub etc. What I’m trying to say is it’s frightening how quickly these things escalate and how many people comply willingly just cause Abdy else is. (Nothing personal) . 

Ok but people have taken/still take vaccines, it's not an unprecedented idea. Most folk have taken jabs in their life. 
 

6,000 people in Sweden got a chip implant and you're comparing it to millions of people worldwide getting a vaccine during a global pandemic. 
 

Have you ever seen Tropic Thunder?

[Guest]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

Jack Blacks “plan” to get into Framing Dwagons camp was the funniest bit - probably the last comedy I enjoyed 

Quality film

[Howard Marks]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

Aye

Well that is bat shit crazy. Defies logic.

[cheesepipes]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Jack Blacks “plan” to get into Framing Dwagons camp was the funniest bit - probably the last comedy I enjoyed 

"im a lead farmer mutherfukka" during that scene is my favourite bit.

[Eugenefani]

23 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Ok but people have taken/still take vaccines, it's not an unprecedented idea. Most folk have taken jabs in their life. 
 

6,000 people in Sweden got a chip implant and you're comparing it to millions of people worldwide getting a vaccine during a global pandemic. 
 

Have you ever seen Tropic Thunder?

Im not comparing i’m emphasising how rapidly a far fetched notion becomes reality. 

[Guest]

Robert Downey JR steals the show. A fantastic performance. 

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Eugenefani said:

Im not comparing i’m emphasising how rapidly a far fetched notion becomes reality. 

And my point was that taking a vaccine to gain access to something/somewhere or even taking one at all, was never a far fetched notion. 
 

 

[Eugenefani]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

And my point was that taking a vaccine to gain access to something/somewhere or even taking one at all, was never a far fetched notion. 
 

 

It was, people were shot down for claiming that was going to come. Now it’s normal 

[Quagmire]

2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

And my point was that taking a vaccine to gain access to something/somewhere or even taking one at all, was never a far fetched notion. 
 

 

He’s generally speaking shite like but having to get a vaccine to get into pubs, supermarkets, fitba etc was laughed at initially.

Manboobs was probably the first to tell us it would happen. 

[Ramandu]

1 minute ago, Quagmire said:

He’s generally speaking shite like but having to get a vaccine to get into pubs, supermarkets, fitba etc was laughed at initially.

Manboobs was probably the first to tell us it would happen. 

I remember having a conversation with a covid sceptic about this, naively assuring them it wouldn't happen, because the government promised it wouldn't.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, jamiesd said:

I think Omicron is on a few days leave but working the weekend onwards.

I think Omicron should be renamed Omnicon. 

Definitely a more apt name for it.

[dazzy_deff]

12 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

He’s generally speaking shite like but having to get a vaccine to get into pubs, supermarkets, fitba etc was laughed at initially.

Manboobs was probably the first to tell us it would happen. 

POTY

[sheepcrooky]

Fuck this shit, I’m away to the pub tonight. 
 

The new mild variant is on its pre-Xmas break so I will be fine standing at the bar I believe 

[Reed or deed]

48 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

All the way down my arm 

Passports too 

I’m getting my bank card no, passport details, driving licence no.s, paypal password, address, ni number and all my internet passwords tattoed on my knob.

 

[Studebaker-90]

That Gillian Evans of NHS Grampian is a right ugly sour face bitch. Bet she’s an absolute cunt to work for. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Ok but people have taken/still take vaccines, it's not an unprecedented idea. Most folk have taken jabs in their life. 
 

6,000 people in Sweden got a chip implant and you're comparing it to millions of people worldwide getting a vaccine during a global pandemic. 
 

Have you ever seen Tropic Thunder?

I am sure @BrianFaePerth has. He stays a boot in the arse away from it. 

[Howard Marks]

7 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

That Gillian Evans of NHS Grampian is a right ugly sour face bitch. Bet she’s an absolute cunt to work for. 

She's loving it. The longer this goes on for, the more money she'll get in the long run.

"How I saved the country from a mild Cold," by Gillian Bitchface Bitchtwat Evans.

[Reed or deed]

13 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

That Gillian Evans of NHS Grampian is a right ugly sour face bitch. Bet she’s an absolute cunt to work for. 

She needs to keep an eye on that wood burning stove she’s got in her wood shed.

Risky.

 

[Zeus]

Aye she looks pretty comfy WFH in her converted office with wood burning stove, telling everyone to stay safe and protect the NHS right enough 

[Reed or deed]

Why’s anybidy maerrit ti her?

@gillian evans

[The Cockney Don]

Boozer near me has been very quiet for the past week.

Usually very busy and frequented by the middle classes everyday paying over the odds.

They must all have it, it's rampant down here.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

He’s generally speaking shite like but having to get a vaccine to get into pubs, supermarkets, fitba etc was laughed at initially.

Manboobs was probably the first to tell us it would happen. 

What have you done. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

23 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Who's that other boney, skeletal looking one? Cannot stick her at all.  " Eat some carbs you skinny bint!"

Jean (with an extra 'e') Freeman?

Another horrible dyke. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

19 minutes ago, The Cockney Don said:

Boozer near me has been very quiet for the past week.

Usually very busy and frequented by the middle classes everyday paying over the odds.

They must all have it, it's rampant down here.

Probably staying away from it if your avatar has anything to do with it, Cockney min. 

[Studebaker-90]

51 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Who's that other boney, skeletal looking one? Cannot stick her at all.  " Eat some carbs you skinny bint!"

The blonde American sounding one? 

[Studebaker-90]

Patronising cow. She belongs on the panel of loose women. Taart.