Coronavirus

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

To be fair to the guy (?) he(?) looks pretty comfy there in his massive cheer. 

Got his pish pad underneath him so he doesn't have to get up to go to the bog except, maybe, if he needs a shite.  Doesn't have to wear clothes, because no danger of anyone seeing his cock. Big hole in his stomach for the diabeeteez meds. 

Man's living his best life. 

Interesting take on it.

He seems quite happy being a grotesquely plump specimen after all of the help he has had here in the UK. Tried the US after marrying a bird from there but came back after discovering he would have to pay for any medical treatment he wanted, albeit after she seen the light and dumped him. 

[sheepcrooky]

1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Interesting take on it.

He seems quite happy being a grotesquely plump specimen after all of the help he has had here in the UK. Tried the US after marrying a bird from there but came back after discovering he would have to pay for any medical treatment he wanted, albeit after she seen the light and dumped him. 

Some cunt married that ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

17 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I wonder what his favourite food is

What’s that’s bit where his cock should be? 

Where his cock should be is reminiscent of Buster Gonad's genitalia.?

I would say his favourite food would be a lovely fatty 25lb block of Cookeen, laced with copious amounts of demerara sugar. 

He's got to maintain his strength and weight after all, the poor fat fuck?.

[Guest milne_afc]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I wonder what his favourite food is

Cheese, nuts and DuvelS

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Some cunt married that ?

Aye he got married to a lassie called Rebecca Mountain?. Lasted about 5 years by all accounts.

[sheepcrooky]

3 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Comfort eating, self-indulgence, self-pity?

Why has he got a massive black dildo on the shelf above his head ?

[Ke1t]

1 minute ago, sheepcrooky said:

Why has he got a massive black dildo on the shelf above his head ?

Presume he uses it as a toothpick.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, sheepcrooky said:

Why has he got a massive black dildo on the shelf above his head ?

Ha ha. To pleasure himself in between the two saggy pouches of fat that hangs down from his pelvis I would say min. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

The Shamen

??. 

I bet you a 10p Colin Angus couldn't move that man mountain. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Age-standardised mortality rates for COVID-19 deaths shown in Table 15

Age-standardised mortality rates are a gross manipulation, unless they are given for all-cause mortality data.

That's the only way to get round the problem of deciding on people who had covid but would have died anyway - or people who may well have died from adverse vaccine reactions - as they are not listed as "vaccinated" until 3 weeks after their jab.

The table 15 data does not differentiate between people who were admitted specifically for covid or were admitted to hospital for other reasons, and picked up a positive covid test while dying in the ward.

We need to look at the raw non-manipulated data, and/or review ASMR for all-cause mortality.

The raw data for November shows that most deaths are in the double vaccinated group, as you would expect.

[RedArmyFakshun]

They are even trying to manipulate the table 15 data to insist that anyone having the booster is ten times as unlikely to be hospitalised, compared to the double vaccinated.

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19802330.double-jabbed-10-times-likely-hospitalised-covid-people-given-boosters/

Its a farce.  The ONS is quite clear that ASMR should not be used to deduce vaccine effectiveness.

[NEM]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/protection-against-omicron-wanes-10-weeks-after-booster-jab-experts-warn/ar-AAS5YIL
 

10 weeks ?

[Zeus]

Handy news for Pfizer/Moderna ?

[Howard Marks]

24 minutes ago, NEM said:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/protection-against-omicron-wanes-10-weeks-after-booster-jab-experts-warn/ar-AAS5YIL
 

10 weeks ?

Wait, I though Omicon wasn't even a thing 10 weeks ago. How could these guys possibly know?!

[RedArmyFakshun]

Command is given, we must obey, and quite forget old Christmas day:
Kill a thousand men, or a Town regain, we will give thanks and praise amain.
The wine pot shall clinke, we will feast and drinke.
And then strange motions will abound.
Yet let's be content, and the times lament, you see the world turn'd upside down.

[Studebaker-90]

4 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Command is given, we must obey, and quite forget old Christmas day:
Kill a thousand men, or a Town regain, we will give thanks and praise amain.
The wine pot shall clinke, we will feast and drinke.
And then strange motions will abound.
Yet let's be content, and the times lament, you see the world turn'd upside down.

[RedArmyFakshun]

5 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

As we approach xmas day

please refrain from shit poetry

From Macduff to St Cyrus

we’re all sick of yer thoughts on the virus

lol aye that's a verse well made

[Howard Marks]

Nicola Sturgeon

Is having a party

Arrest me

[RedArmyFakshun]

An outstanding haiku there, Mr Marks

[Howard Marks]

22 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

26,000 cases of omnicron in SA and no deaths

 

following the science though

And all this science

I don't understand

It's just my job five days a week. 

[Misers Hill]

27 minutes ago, Howard Marks said:

And all this science

I don't understand

It's just my job five days a week. 

Loved Thomas Dolby?

[tutankamun]

3 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Nicola Sturgeon

Is having a party

Arrest me

 

[BrianFaePerth]

The covids has arrived in WA. Some Frenchman came here from Brissy one hour before WA closed the border with Queensland and he subsequently became ill

So ill in fact he attended 4 heaving nightclubs on Saturday night and just about every other place in town with hordes of people.

Several people, having spent their week going about their business all over town now have the dreaded covids. 

On the plus side we might open up ahead of 5 Feb and the dear leader’s Christmas is ruined. 

[Geoff_Tipps]

Straya

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[Studebaker-90]

I’m glad you’re keeping us abreast with the ever changing situation. Finger on the pulse. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

12 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

The covids has arrived in WA. Some Frenchman came here from Brissy one hour before WA closed the border with Queensland and he subsequently became ill

So ill in fact he attended 4 heaving nightclubs on Saturday night and just about every other place in town with hordes of people.

Several people, having spent their week going about their business all over town now have the dreaded covids. 

On the plus side we might open up ahead of 5 Feb and the dear leader’s Christmas is ruined. 

Has Barnaby Joyce been locked up on his return to Oz (Love Auf Weidersehen Pet)?

[Howard Marks]

Nightclubs able to open tomorrow yet only 500 at Pittodrie. This government are a fucking joke. Pretty certain Sturgeon is trolling us. Bitch.

[Redforever86]

Cheer up its Christmas. 
 

 

[Somefriendly]

2 hours ago, Howard Marks said:

Nightclubs able to open tomorrow yet only 500 at Pittodrie. This government are a fucking joke. Pretty certain Sturgeon is trolling us. Bitch.

She's vermin

[Don Fonte]

20 minutes ago, Somefriendly said:

She's vermin

She's bloody sexy is what she is.