Coronavirus

[Fridge]

He can get fucked if he thinks I am getting an aids test, would ruin my sex career

That and the fact it will probably turn out I have covid and highland gout

[Zeus]

The pandemic is over 

[Parklife]

I take an HIV test daily before going to work. 

Can't be too careful. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

42 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I take an HIV test daily before going to work. 

Can't be too careful. 

That sounds like a high risk gig

i trust you charge extra for bareback

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

That sounds like a high risk gig

i trust you charge extra for bareback

Fat chicks need love too. 

But they gotta pay! 

[Poodler]

15 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Prince Harry says every single one of us has a ‘duty’ to get an HIV test

https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/10/prince-harry-says-every-single-one-of-us-has-duty-to-get-an-hiv-test-16080934/

Why now? 
 

because big pharma know how easy it is now to get a vaccine pumped oot (costing governments about 100x the manufacturing costs. 
 

flog it for Africa with some of the main humanitarian aid countries buying it (that’ll be us) and hey ho, some more tax payer wonga for some Jews 

 

still victims though 

[manboobs109]

There was an advert on the radio yesterday telling you to go for an HIV test?

Very strange. Didn't say who was paying for the advert either, usually they say if it's a government thing.

[jamiesd]

It's national hiv week or month or something.  Got to cash in while you can

[The Boofon]

4 minutes ago, jamiesd said:

It's national hiv week or month or something.  Got to cash in while you can

Do we need to send cards or anything?

 

Seems a bit crass having it around the same time as Valentine's day. 

[manboobs109]

3 minutes ago, The Boofon said:

Do we need to send cards or anything?

 

Seems a bit crass having it around the same time as Valentine's day. 

The Brazilian posties will be busy

[redone]

18 hours ago, Zeus said:

The pandemic is over 

Hun 

[Zeus]

4 hours ago, redone said:

Hun 

Fit / eh?

[The Boofon]

16 hours ago, Zeus said:

Fit / eh?

Famine is over song Zeus. Keep up at the back FFS

[Zeus]

Dinna get involved in that shite. Leave that pair of fucking arseholes to it. 

 

The pandemic is over 

[Fridge]

That’s the second person I know who has had their  booster and ended up in their bed for a few days. Is it a higher dosage or something, strange as they were fine for their first two?

[BrianFaePerth]

16 minutes ago, Fridge said:

That’s the second person I know who has had their  booster and ended up in their bed for a few days. Is it a higher dosage or something, strange as they were fine for their first two?

Build up of bad aids

[chief_wiggum]

17 minutes ago, Fridge said:

That’s the second person I know who has had their  booster and ended up in their bed for a few days. Is it a higher dosage or something, strange as they were fine for their first two?

Is he a poof?

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Is he a poof?

One of them possibly but he’s nae told me

The other one is a lassie so I doubt it

[RedArmyFakshun]

In addition to the Welsh, thats Northern Ireland getting rid of the vax pass on 1st March, so I expect Sturgeon will be reluctantly obliged to follow suit this week.

There's clearly a global agreement for removing restrictions on 1st March, even the Candians are at it now, in Ottowa.

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, Fridge said:

That’s the second person I know who has had their  booster and ended up in their bed for a few days. Is it a higher dosage or something, strange as they were fine for their first two?

Its a completely different inoculation

In Scotland it's mostly been AZ or Moderna that's been used. Pfizer has been used but in far fewer numbers and only in certain locations.

2 of one of them for the initial inoculations and then the other one for the 3rd

[Don Fonte]

2 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Its a completely different inoculation

In Scotland it's mostly been AZ or Moderna that's been used. Pfizer has been used but in far fewer numbers and only in certain locations.

2 of one of them for the initial inoculations and then the other one for the 3rd

Pfizer for both mine so far.

[chief_wiggum]

3 Pfizer full dozes and a Moderna booster, no side effects for any of them, I'd have just walked them off anyway cause I'm nae a poof or a snowflake/attention seeker ?

[dazzy_deff]

4 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

In addition to the Welsh, thats Northern Ireland getting rid of the vax pass on 1st March, so I expect Sturgeon will be reluctantly obliged to follow suit this week.

There's clearly a global agreement for removing restrictions on 1st March, even the Candians are at it now, in Ottowa.

Meanwhile in Scotland sturgeon will try and reintroduce the ban on music in the bar or volume on the fitba.

[Parklife]

3 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

In Scotland it's mostly been AZ or Moderna that's been used. Pfizer has been used but in far fewer numbers and only in certain locations.

You sure? 

[Ten Caat]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

You sure? 

Cant argue with that....I knew there was one which was very limited in its use.....obv got Az and Pfizer mixed up

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, Ten Caat said:

Cant argue with that....I knew there was one which was very limited in its use.....obv got Az and Pfizer mixed up

? 

I only checked because everyone in my family who'd had the booster got Pfizer. 

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Captain Caveman said:

Covid is over, big Pharm will try and use the media with new scare stories but its like flu now

The media have moved onto anti semitism and the Russkies. COVID is so last year.

[jamiesd]

Hopefully the troops social distance or we could have a serious outbreak in the Ukraine and the surrounding areas

[chief_wiggum]

1 hour ago, jamiesd said:

Hopefully the troops social distance or we could have a serious outbreak in the Ukraine and the surrounding areas

Masks must be worn during street or trench war and bayonet extensions fixed to maintain social distancing rules!

[Poodler]

10 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

The media have moved onto anti semitism and the Russkies. COVID is so last year.

HIV has vaccine potential allegedly, that’ll be making a big come back