Coronavirus

[RedArmyFakshun]

Queen's already broon breid

Charlie and Camilla are prepping the workflow

Will they announce it on 22/2/22 ?

Don't forget -

Prince Philip deid at 9am on April 9, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99

[Redforever86]

2 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Queen's already broon breid

Charlie and Camilla are prepping the workflow

Will they announce it on 22/2/22 ?

Don't forget -

Prince Philip deid at 9am on April 9, the 99th day of the year, at the age of 99

Aye and you shagged Diana last Christmas.

[RedArmyFakshun]

18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Aye and you shagged Diana last Christmas.

I ken this must be highbrow occult symbolism

but you're an adept way above my humble rank

[RedArmyFakshun]

Ken you spotted this already, Redforever86

The queen R.I.P reveal was my 666th post, on page 1111 of the thread

Make of it what you will... i'm pished on Tripel Karmeliet

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

Be aright 

The queen will come good 

[RedArmyFakshun]

@Bad_mobby

They're gonna come clean about the aliens later this year, mark my words..

https://coronacircus.com/2022/02/11/season-of-sacrifice/

 

[sheepcrooky]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

NRT 

Give it to me in a sentence or short paragraph 

RAF is on the bevvy. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

This year, heads will roll

 

 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

This year, heads will roll

 

 

Lol. You're a funny human. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Lol. You're a funny human. 

Thank parkie.. that means a lot.  I'm in paradise now

just remember:  every time you wear the muzzle, a kitten dies

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

every time you wear the muzzle

??

 

[RedArmyFakshun]

Ian Brown's birthday today

The prophet lives... the prophet lives, y'all

 

[Ten Caat]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

The queen will come good 

Rampant rabbit by Royal Appointment?

[RedArmyFakshun]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

After eating a cone with a flake in it. 

MAKE MINE A 99

 

[RedArmyFakshun]

LIGHT YEARS AHEAD

[RedArmyFakshun]

DAS IST RICHTIG

 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Ian Brown's birthday today

The prophet lives... the prophet lives, y'all

 

Ian Brown went a bitty mad in lockdown didn’t he? 
 

grew oot his Tony Blair and started cutting about with Asian weaponry 

[RedArmyFakshun]

2 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Cutting about with Asian weaponry 

Fit.. like you're no, likes ?

Better get yersel tooled up,  min

THE CULLING IS COMING

 

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

Ian Brown went a bitty mad in lockdown didn’t he? 

No. Everyone else did.

Ian kept it real as usual.

Queen gets Covid. Please. It’s all theatre. Tired of this shit.

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Fit.. like you're no, likes ?

Better get yersel tooled up,  min

THE CULLING IS COMING

 

So what you thinking?, hunger type games where we are all split into districts and square go that way?, or Everyman for themselves purge type activity?, time to get the old Jolly Roger cook book sought out.?

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, RedArmyFakshun said:

Fit.. like you're no, likes ?

Better get yersel tooled up,  min

THE CULLING IS COMING

 

It’s better than Portsoy anyway 

[Studebaker-90]

19 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

After eating a cone with a flake in it. 

With luft balloons 

[Zeus]

The pandemic has ended 

[Studebaker-90]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Youre older than I thought  ?

Both in our 30’s is the fact 

[Zeus]

Missing taste and smell will come good

[RedArmyFakshun]

So its 22/2/22 

The Queen has invaded Ukraine, and Russia has died of Covid

The prophesy has been fulfilled !

[The Buzzard]

From 28 Feb - Covid vaccine status for certain venues and events coming to an end. Although the app will still be operational should businesses choose to use it on a voluntary basis. 
 

From 21 March - assuming all remains as is, wearing of face coverings in certain indoor settings will be guidance rather a requirement. They will continue to recommend we wear them in shops and public transport though!

Same date - end of legal requirement to retain customer contact details. 
 

[The Buzzard]

They hope to keep testing free of charge up here. 
They also want people to continue to self-isolate if they test positive unlike in England. Support payments for those that do will still be available. Isolation duration (GBN) will be kept under review. 

[Poodler]

The only hatter IN THE KNOW

[tutankamun]

10 hours ago, The Buzzard said:

They hope to keep testing free of charge up here. 

‘Free’ ?

I know morons who test every time they leave the house, regardless whether they are ill or not.

Why should the tax payer continue to subsidise these hypochondriac bed wetters?

In fact, those of us who haven’t tested / isolated / vaccinated throughout this whole circus should be entitled to a refund / tax rebate… 

Edit: No furlough either!