Coronavirus

[Studebaker-90]

On 3/15/2022 at 10:04 PM, Poodler said:

No one loves doves 

@ebbe

[Don Fonte]

3 hours ago, Roberto said:

Do you know who the cheese wire killer is?

@tup 

[Fridge]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fridge's theory is full of holes.

Incorrect. It wasn’t a mouse.

[Parklife]

13 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Everybody knew that min, Parky is just a fucking cock.

Thankfully, I don't give a flying fuck what a fat, ignorant wank like you thinks. 

 

[alscotoz]

15 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No one gives a fuck ,pal. Crack on. 

?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 3/16/2022 at 8:35 AM, cheesepipes said:

Thanks. 

Just remember you're talking to the 10 time funniest poster. 

Have a bit of R E S P E C T.

Love Aretha Franklin.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 3/15/2022 at 8:19 PM, Zeus said:

The pandemic is over

Love Judith Durham (and The Seekers).

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

Thankfully, I don't give a flying fuck what a fat, ignorant wank like you thinks. 

 

Playing the man not the ball there Parky

[Parklife]

31 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Playing the man not the ball there Parky

Responding in kind, son. 

[maryhilldon]

On 3/16/2022 at 4:57 PM, Schapenneuker said:

I didn't mean to cause any problems lads and lassies, so I'm quite happy to re-word my post. 

There is of course no 'absolute guarantee' of anything. The phrase 'night follows day' has no guarantees because simply nobody knows what any point in the future may or may not bring. 

If I may, I'll retract the '100% guarantee' phrase (which I used as slightly tongue in cheek dramatism anyway), and replace it with... 'precedent suggests that come a rise of cases in the autumn/winter, the very first recourse of the Scottish government may well be to re-introduce masks/social distancing/ and impose restrictions on hospitality and sports events'. 

I hope everyone/most is/are happy with that..

 

 

Be sure to pull Parky up for any turn of phrase or throw away comments that aren't technically 100% accurate in future. 

[jamiesd]

13 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Be sure to pull Parky up for any turn of phrase or throw away comments that aren't technically 100% accurate in future. 

Is there a job description for this busy role?

[Parklife]

18 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Be sure to pull Parky up for any turn of phrase or throw away comments that aren't technically 100% accurate in future. 

That shit happens to me all the time, so it'll just be another day on the hat pour moi. 

[Zeus]

The covid is over 

[Giblets]

14 hours ago, Parklife said:

Thankfully, I don't give a flying fuck what a fat, ignorant wank like you thinks. 

 

I agree with the fat, ignorant wank

[manboobs109]

12 hours ago, Parklife said:

Responding in kind, son. 

I'm not your son, son.

[RedArmyFakshun]

16 hours ago, Zeus said:

The covid is over 

Masada will come good

[Zeus]

Covid19 is over. 

[cheesepipes]

Getting strong covid symptoms is for people with nut allergies, thyroid problems and a penchant for penis up your bumhole. 

[Zeus]

Don't mock the nut allergy!

[cheesepipes]

3 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Don't mock the nut allergy!

Ok since you're a nice man. 

 

Replace with lactose intolerant saps. 

[BrianFaePerth]

36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Bit of a cough. Fuck all really. 

Give it time

[BrianFaePerth]

Come to think of it are you one of those cretins who coughs or sneezes and are immediately sticking a rat in your gob or nose or wherever the fuck it goes to check if you’ve got the covids?

Pathetic

[Fridge]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I have to get regularly tested for my job, Brizo. 

But you must see it is ridiculous Hanzoid. When  is it going to end?

Everyone has to take a test before they get into work.

 

[The Cockney Don]

Covid case figures are quite high up there, the islands seemed to have been like it for a while.

Whats gone wrong ?

[RedArmyFakshun]

22 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Can carpets catch covid?

insert vax joke here

[Studebaker-90]

Still get a look of revulsion for not wearing a mask when I stand up to go for a piss when in a pub/restaurant. Happened before Covid 19 too tbf. 

[BrianFaePerth]

27 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Still get a look of revulsion for not wearing a mask when I stand up to go for a piss when in a pub/restaurant. Happened before Covid 19 too tbf. 

Try going in to the lavvy first

[Parklife]

6 hours ago, Dad said:

Say into, you stinking robot bastard

Good stage name for Bri. 

[tutankamun]

Oh dear. Nadal suffering chest pains and breathing problems. Hope it’s nothing serious.

 “When I’m breathing, when I’m moving, it’s like a needle all the time inside. I get dizzy a little bit because it’s painful. It’s a kind of pain that limits me a lot. It’s not only about pain, I don’t feel very well because it affects my breathing.”

https://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/20007632.rafael-nadal-breathing-problems-indian-wells-defeat-taylor-fritz/

[jamiesd]

It will be a torn muscle or a rogue Bit of fried bread giving him heartburn.