Coronavirus

[cheesepipes]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I'll have had it without noticing. Probably got it just now too. 

 

Its a real bloody menace. 

The tickly cough is just brutally persistent for up to 48 hours in some isolated cases. 

The clever among us would have invested heavily in Covonia shares. 

[cheesepipes]

5 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Shipman only killed mancs. I would say that's very God like.

Pumping old cronies full of smack probably gave them an amazing farewell party. 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Easy way to avoid the Covids, just don’t get tested. Trumpoid was right.

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Shipman is my favourite serial killer. I won't have a bad word said about the man.

Anders Brevik a close 2nd.

I take my serial killers and admiration of them very seriously.

They don’t hold a gun or knife to the legend of Ted Bundy. A proper serial killers serial killer.

[BrianFaePerth]

18 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Aye but a sheeple choice.

No chance. Ted was a mans man. Would have been a welcome addition to the hat. Can’t say the same or Harold or Anders.

[Parklife]

50 minutes ago, Roberto said:

You think that's due to the vaccine?

Just because I'm hard as fuck tbh. 

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

No chance. Ted was a mans man. Would have been a welcome addition to the hat. Can’t say the same or Harold or Anders.

Or you. 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

 

We are going to look back in 20 years and everyone together will laugh at some of the rules we had put in place. 

I've been doing that for the past 2 years. Yes, because I'm hard.

*I'm not.

[cheesepipes]

3 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

No chance. Ted was a mans man. Would have been a welcome addition to the hat. Can’t say the same or Harold or Anders.

Anders was a man of principle. 

Hes not remotely sorry. Likely proud of his achievements. 

Not sure id file him under Serial Killer just a gent out on a murderous rampage for the day. 

[Studebaker-90]

4 hours ago, Roberto said:

Shipman is my favourite serial killer. I won't have a bad word said about the man.

Anders Brevik a close 2nd.

I take my serial killers and admiration of them very seriously.

Peter Tobin 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

You did ,I forgot, thanks. ?   I actually got some PMs from folk wishing me well, some from unexpected posters. One even offered to come over and suck my big Covid infected dick and then do the hoovering. 

Don Fonte?

[The Cockney Don]

One in Ten have got it up there.

Love UB40.

[Don Fonte]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Don Fonte?

You bored again whilst your walrus of a wife splashes about in the pool Brizo?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Roberto said:

He's no Des like. Broch legend.

Correct min.

Dennis firmly put Strichen and Fraserburgh on the map and thanks to him, the tourism industry and local economy is booming up oor way.

Tobin hardly put Glasgow, Falkirk, Bathgate, Brighton or Dover on the map as he window shopped for his victims in a few places. A bit of a nomad old Pete and ultimately he got careless.

Not in the same league as Dennis. A master tactician who's only failure was moving from Cricklewood to Muswell Hill. Should have stayed put but hindsight is wonderful.

[BrianFaePerth]

Thought you’d be jealous someone moving in on your man like that

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I'd have rolled the bodies up in carpet.

Then smoked the evidence.

[tutankamun]

2nd booster (4th jab) for Biden

Covid theatre continues…

 

[maryhilldon]

Not sure he knows what day of the week it is.

[Geoff_Tipps]

6 hours ago, tutankamun said:

2nd booster (4th jab) for Biden

Covid theatre continues…

 

First comment on thread in 5 days and it's hardly a surprise it's from you.

You're absolutely obsessed, it's not good for your mental health.

Just let it go.

[NEM]

4 hours ago, Roberto said:

I think Biden is the biggest laugh in US presidential history. I actually feel sorry for the dude a bit now, he is clearly unwell.

It’s a stutter!! ?

[Redforever86]

5 hours ago, Roberto said:

I think Biden is the biggest laugh in US presidential history. I actually feel sorry for the dude a bit now, he is clearly unwell.

Worse than Trump. At least with Trump you knew where you stood. 

 

Biden will accidentally launch a nuke when he picks up the wrong remote control trying to change the telly across to countdown after his afternoon nap. 

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Worse than Trump. At least with Trump you knew where you stood. 

 

Biden will accidentally launch a nuke when he picks up the wrong remote control trying to change the telly across to countdown after his afternoon nap. 

He doesn’t watch Countdown. 
 

@Sooper-hanz

[tutankamun]

12 hours ago, Geoff_Tipps said:

First comment on thread in 5 days and it's hardly a surprise it's from you.

You're absolutely obsessed, it's not good for your mental health.

Just let it go.

Appreciate your concern but I’ll let it go when they do

[Crashnyploshnit]

I am not vaccinated ? or boosted, never worn a mask?, and I don’t social distance ?.
Shouldn’t I be dead by now? ⚰️

[Zeus]

The pandemic is over 

[Don Fonte]

24 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

I am not vaccinated ? or boosted, never worn a mask?, and I don’t social distance ?.
Shouldn’t I be dead by now? ⚰️

Chance would be a fine thing.

[Betty Swallicks]

29 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

I am not vaccinated ? or boosted, never worn a mask?, and I don’t social distance ?.
Shouldn’t I be dead by now? ⚰️

Even though folk wish you did.

[Crashnyploshnit]

11 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Even though folk wish you did.

Thanks. I do feel the luv on here.

[Henry]

13 hours ago, Crashnyploshnit said:

I am not vaccinated ? or boosted, never worn a mask?, and I don’t social distance ?.
Shouldn’t I be dead by now? ⚰️

[alscotoz]

2 hours ago, Henry said:

https://youtu.be/BtDhMScCkcQ