shut up meg Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 @Dad I've seen better looking trainers in the centre aisle at Lidl's. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 11 minutes ago, Dad said: A bunch of shit shoe wearing bastards ^ Fine - I'll look nice for the admiring lassies, whilst you selfish pricks cut about looking like pizzazz-less fashion vacuums Dinnae say I didnae try and help They’ll be saying “What’s that old paedo looking cunt with the dodgy shoes looking at” more like… Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 54 minutes ago, Dad said: A bunch of shit shoe wearing bastards ^ Fine - I'll look nice for the admiring lassies, whilst you selfish pricks cut about looking like pizzazz-less fashion vacuums Dinnae say I didnae try and help Why not just buy a simple pair of Adidas gazelles? Inoffensive, won't look like a pervert, comfy Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 Get yourself a pair of these, old yin https://www.nike.com/gb/t/sb-force-58-skate-shoe-FJqFrT/CZ2959-001?nikegos=true&cp=euns_AD_PI_F3D_CMP_UK_BAU_XCT_SHOP_REV_U_CZ2959-001&cp=47658763634_search_||10628703748|110516030568||m|EN|cssproducts|453317343104_GEOZ&ds_rl=1252249&gbraid=0AAAAADq9vlOEqE5bGVQydfNSTodtM-lnY&gbraid=0AAAAADq9vlOEqE5bGVQydfNSTodtM-lnY&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6J-SBhCrARIsAH0yMZg2yV-GLGmEBHXGne0v0Sc-ncscpoSQ1YH7gubjMf9Alsl6k8YPTvMaAj2XEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 2, 2022 Share Posted April 2, 2022 50 minutes ago, Dad said: Here - nice enough son sure ? I picked up these hard to find bastards in the US of A there back in Feb: I love them very much indeed - and comfortable by fuck: hoo mama Surely you have to be darker than Jimmy Calderwood after a tanning session to wear those? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 2, 2022 Author Share Posted April 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Dad said: I have those types of things Zeus son - these are a specific task -type shoe (out working in the yard with my top off and all that - steady on lassies ✌️) Whilst I'm out and about I've a few choices depending on which outfit I'm utilising - fairly standard stuff. Thats the thing with yous arseholes - see the facts yous want to suit the disgusting quip - lazy stuff in the main. And no even a thank you for the terrific fodder I've supplied (as usual I might add; this thread ripples with Dads energy). Old Dad shuffles to the park, sits gently down on his favourite bench, and casually tosses large handfuls of birdseed for the frenzied pidgies. By the time it's all done, there's a dollop of shite here and there staining the shoes and trousers - but at least they're fed. No thanks required ? But it’s your own shite in this instance. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 21 hours ago, Dad said: I never stare son - I'm the fucking staree ? Aye cos they can't believe the trainers you're wearing 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Speaking of shite footwear, saw a photo yesterday of Kalvin Phillips of Leeds Utd wearing these crackers 1 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 Has he stolen Blutos clothes? They’re 10 sizes too big Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 ^Kalvin Philips with the better footwear there imo Link to comment
shut up meg Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 2 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Has he stolen Blutos clothes? They’re 10 sizes too big He bought those clothes when he was clinically fed up and gorging on Toblerone. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 7 hours ago, Dad said: The only thing they cannae believe, is the price I paid - which we'll casually discuss along with how I get my abs like that etc Chatting to lassies is easy when you're a hot cunt Aye... 'you paid how much?! More than a 5er?!' Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 3, 2022 Share Posted April 3, 2022 tbh honest I’ve seen worse clothes on here than that boy kalvins outfit, some fuckin horrendous stuff folk on here wear and I include my own in that Link to comment
Ramandu Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Is he wearing a pair of dungarees over his jeans? Link to comment
DD1903 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 5 hours ago, Dad said: I tell you DD son - it's a funny world these days. Back in my younger days, quite rightly I was chastised for going full beige - and quite rightly. These days an outfit like that'll earn you a rusty trombone probably (cards played right etc) The youngsters these days are a strange lot. Walking about in half mast breeks, with no socks. That was an instant bout of relentless bullying when I was at school that said…they’d still not wear those trainers… Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 On 4/3/2022 at 11:17 AM, King Street Loon said: Speaking of shite footwear, saw a photo yesterday of Kalvin Phillips of Leeds Utd wearing these crackers WTF! Is he wearing suede handbags on his feet? I've seen it all now Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Bet they cost over a grand. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 Kint I had seen Kalvin Phillips sheen afore. 1 Link to comment
perthshirered Posted April 4, 2022 Share Posted April 4, 2022 4 hours ago, DD1903 said: The youngsters these days are a strange lot. Walking about in half mast breeks, with no socks. That was an instant bout of relentless bullying when I was at school that said…they’d still not wear those trainers… Even worse are those minks that go out the house in grey baggy joggers. Have these cunts not got mirrors in their house? Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 Umbro Highlands Swim Shorts 6.99 from m&m direct Terrific ? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted April 5, 2022 Share Posted April 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Zeus said: Umbro Highlands Swim Shorts 6.99 from m&m direct Terrific ? Thank fuck I won't be reading your holiday attire once your in your mid 50s ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 I thought Zeus was retired. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 46 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: I thought Zeus was retarded It’s just his haircut that makes him seem that way Link to comment
Parklife Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 11 hours ago, Zeus said: Umbro Highlands Swim Shorts 6.99 from m&m direct Terrific ? Top work, Zeus. 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 Will do me fine in the villa this summer Link to comment
redstrummer Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 13 hours ago, Zeus said: Umbro Highlands Swim Shorts 6.99 from m&m direct Terrific ? Nice , did you get the Scotland one white with the purple / red flash ? Link to comment
redstrummer Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 10 minutes ago, Zeus said: Aye the very pair.... Just purchased a pair and the tartan ones too just need a holiday now 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 6, 2022 Share Posted April 6, 2022 haha, I’ve still got that strip bit of an acquired taste Link to comment
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