The all new Clothes thread

[Redforever86 1,596]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m in the market for boots as well 

Isn’t one enough? 

 

 

 

 

 

SHES A FAT REVOLTING CUNT I SEIS

[Pash 307]

13 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Maybe be better to ask his shoe size you dopey midget poof. 

He's about 6ft 6 so likely a few shoe sizes bigger than you.  Probably an 11 or 12.

I'm 6ft 1 and a size 9.  

Also a keen hiker - just saying likes.

Is he fuck. 

Surely that's not typical?

I am 5'9" with size 9 feet, average average I thought.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

9 minutes ago, Pash said:

Surely that's not typical?

I am 5'9" with size 9 feet, average average I thought.

They did a study at Suffolk University and found that 6'1 and size 9 was the ideal requirement for an adult male.  

Men with these dimensions also found to have the biggest cocks.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

17 minutes ago, Pash said:

Surely that's not typical?

I am 5'9" with size 9 feet, average average I thought.

I know a guy who is a few inches shorter than me and is a size 14.  You could sail down a river in one of his shoes.

Has normal size hands ( I think) and a fucking massive heid.

One of my mates nicknamed him Feet, and it stuck. 

I don't have his number in my phone any more but he used to be stored as FEET. 

@manboobs109

Edited October 1, 2021 by Grays Babylon 1875

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

You might be 6ft (1” lol)@Grays Babylon 1875

but you shat it and cycled away from that wee poof at the beach 

Some “man” you are

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

You might be 6ft (1” lol)@Grays Babylon 1875

but you shat it and cycled away from that wee poof at the beach 

Some “man” you are

I know.

He was about 60 an all. 

[manboobs109 2,727]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I know a guy who is a few inches shorter than me and is a size 14.  You could sail down a river in one of his shoes.

Has normal size hands ( I think) and a fucking massive heid.

One of my mates nicknamed him Feet, and it stuck. 

I don't have his number in my phone any more but he used to be stored as FEET. 

@manboobs109

Sasquatch

[Don Fonte 1,286]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Sasquatch

We fucking get it Moobs, you shagged a bird from Neighbours. Stop going on about it.

[Poodler 2,997]

There’s absolutely no way that moobs is 6’6. The way he havers, that’s not the havers of a tall man. I’ll donate £66 worth of baked beans to a homeless charity if he is 6’6 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

9 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There’s absolutely no way that moobs is 6’6. The way he havers, that’s not the havers of a tall man. I’ll donate £66 worth of baked beans to a homeless charity if he is 6’6 

I can't verify it cos I've never measured him, cos that would be FUCKING WEIRD,  but he's a head taller than me and I'm a sexy 6ft 1..

Saw a photo of him recently standing beside darts hero Andy Fordham and he dwarfed that cunt.  Other mate next to him and they looked like Russian dolls.

Unless he's shrunk.  

Has he shrunk? 

[Don Fonte 1,286]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I can't verify it cos I've never measured him, cos that would be FUCKING WEIRD,  but he's a head taller than me and I'm a sexy 6ft 1..

Saw a photo of him recently standing beside darts hero Andy Fordham and he dwarfed that cunt.  Other mate next to him and they looked like Russian dolls.

Unless he's shrunk.  

Has he shrunk? 

You're not 6'1 you fucking weirdo.

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

37 minutes ago, Poodler said:

There’s absolutely no way that moobs is 6’6. The way he havers, that’s not the havers of a tall man. I’ll donate £66 worth of baked beans to a homeless charity if he is 6’6 

6’6” wide, maybe (the fat cunt) 

[Bad_Mobby 4,308]

16 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You're not 6'1 you fucking weirdo.

In heelz

[Don Fonte 1,286]

Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Let's guess hat posters sizes;

 

I'll start with one I know to be true. 
 

Consi : 6'0

 

@Don Fonte 5'8 

@Bad_Mobby 5'7 IMO 

@Betty Swallicks 5'3

Not even close sunshine. You'll see next time I check in on chopper day.

[Don Fonte 1,286]

3 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Aye you're probs shorter 

Your eyes are surprisingly bulging for someone 6'1. Must look taller when you get off your seat.

[Bluto10 1,658]

15 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Let's guess hat posters sizes;

 

I'll start with one I know to be true. 
 

Consi : 6'0

 

@Don Fonte 5'8 

@Bad_Mobby 5'7 IMO 

@Betty Swallicks 5'3

[Don Fonte 1,286]

6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I was bulging them on purpose, short arse. 
 

Just a silly pic. Let it go. 
 

 

Im taller than you chubs. Especially when I'm leaning over handing you my passport.

[Betty Swallicks 681]

23 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Let's guess hat posters sizes;

 

I'll start with one I know to be true. 
 

Consi : 6'0

 

@Don Fonte 5'8 

@Bad_Mobby 5'7 IMO 

@Betty Swallicks 5'3

 and a half. 

Anyhoo, renting that flat? 

[manboobs109 2,727]

1 hour ago, Poodler said:

There’s absolutely no way that moobs is 6’6. The way he havers, that’s not the havers of a tall man. I’ll donate £66 worth of baked beans to a homeless charity if he is 6’6 

I'm actually a wee bit taller than that. 6'8 in my Euro Hikers.

[milne_afc 1,756]

1 minute ago, Betty Swallicks said:

Anyhoo

Bender bingo

[Don Fonte 1,286]

4 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Hahaha chubs. 
 

Come away.

 

All that wine going to your gunt!

We'll see when I check out in a couple weeks.

Terrific.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

53 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You're not 6'1 you fucking weirdo.

Used to be when I had hair and it was all spiked up. 

[Don Fonte 1,286]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Used to be when I had hair and it was all spiked up. 

Just borrow some hair from your bird's chin.

[Betty Swallicks 681]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Bender bingo

Anyhoo!? Bent!?

Well I never!

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

23 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Just borrow some hair from your bird's chin.

Will use your Mums back instead.

[Sooper-hanz 1,898]

"Gentlemen,no fighting in the war room!"

 

NTF

[Don Fonte 1,286]

24 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Will use your Mums back instead.

Enjoy drying my saliva from it.

Poof.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,004]

Bottom botherer. 

[Don Fonte 1,286]

17 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Bottom botherer. 

Potty mouth.

[Ke1t 4,163]

1 hour ago, Dad said:

Getting to be a right belligerent wee arsehole these days Don; has a lassie got to you or summat?

 

Could this be...the one?

Great song by The Sisters of Mercy.