maryhilldon Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Pull your teeth out to save on toothpaste. 1 Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 30, 2020 Author Share Posted October 30, 2020 5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Move to India How much is a English in India? 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Trade in your car for a mini scooter Link to comment
NEM Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 minute ago, daytripping said: How much is a English in India? Full or half? Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 30, 2020 Author Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: Or.... Class!! lol Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Eat your child (double whammy) Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 12 minutes ago, Parklife said: Save on purchasing pens by going to Argos/the bookies and stealing loads of them. Wrong .....not in WHO... Youve to ask for one? Manky cunts... Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Get yourself a guitar and just make shit up all day Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Hide yir bairns under the bed, phone the cops/sun, whole neighbourhood out looking for them. Worried nation looking on. Big whip round. Pocket the whip round and move to Delft for :coolbeerS Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Make your own candles and never use your house lights Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 57 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Ignore your council tax bills. I owe them about 10k. This.....x?...especially more so now.?.....first fucking DD...id cancel...if it was ever sat up in the first place...fucking muppets paying that shite? Link to comment
G31DON Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 You can travel on the trains for free just now if you get on and off at a station without proper barriers as there are no ticket conductors. I've been all over the place for nothing, saved a fortune. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Steal pumpkins from folks doors and make pumpkin soup Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 If you feel then house is cold, stand outside for 20 minutes, before heading back in. Sorted. House will feel nice and warm. 1 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: When out for a meal, order the cheapest meal on the menu for yourself and only a side dish for your partner (or just some bread for you both)! What's going "out for a meal"? Link to comment
redone Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Move your fridge outside and switch it off on cold days. Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Save on toilet paper by showering after a shit. Link to comment
redone Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Instead of wasting money on flowers, soft toys and football tops and scarves , just killi someone and then re-visit the scene of the crime a week or so later 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 1 minute ago, redone said: Instead of wasting money on flowers, soft toys and football tops and scarves , just killi someone and then re-visit the scene of the crime a week or so later Think this needs more analysis. Why would you revisit the scene of the crime? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, Parklife said: Save on toilet paper by showering after a shit. Save on hot water and shower gel and only wash under one armpit and shit in the shower ?...BLM...??...??? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 15 minutes ago, Parklife said: Save on toilet paper by showering after a shit. Or just hold it in. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Move into a large 24hr supermarket. Eat and drink whatever you fancy, really quickly to avoid capture. Sleep behind the giant multipacks of bog rolls. Toilets onsite. Free wifi. Watch the tvs/listen to the radio. Free car parking. Link to comment
redstrummer Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 2 hours ago, daytripping said: With today being the last pay day for a lot of folk as furlough ends I think it would be good of us as a community to give any money saving tips you may have, I pay a fortune in Sky bills so if there was an alternative reliable solution for that it would save me money. If I wasn't working i'd just bin it so not just that, things that would help people on here save money. I got the idea after my daughter cut my hair last night in the kitchen, number 2 all over, £12 saved!! It all adds up, only started doing that in lockdown but like the skinhead look, goes braw with my yellow fred perry polo and braces. I'll kick off with shampoo and shower gel, when you finish the bottles open up the top and put in some shower water, quick swill around you'll get another 2 or 3 uses out of them, might seem a minor saving but as Tesco say...Every little helps. What's your best ideas to save money that can benefit us all? get a grip min , why not save all the slivers of bars of soap to make a new one Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 54 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Or set the house on fire and enjoy the warmth for a couple of hours Or he could pee himself. That would keep him warm for a bit. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 Save money on bus fares by getting a hudgie. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 11 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Save money on bus fares by getting a hudgie. Not as funny now he's on the straight and narrow. Link to comment
DD1903 Posted October 30, 2020 Share Posted October 30, 2020 53 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Or set himself on fire Set himself on fire. When that gets too burny, pish himself. No longer in fire, but still warm. Sorted. Link to comment
daytripping Posted October 31, 2020 Author Share Posted October 31, 2020 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Minesweep Used to do it at Jamies nightclub down the beach in my youth, had a ledge right round the dancefloor, dregs of my pint left I'd casually sit it down, turn to have a jovial laugh with a mate and pick up the near full one next to my empty, was foolproof, never did get caught but could have explained it away as an honest mistake, left pissed after spending a couple of quid. I'd usually end up thrown down the stairs from the bouncers and banned for a couple weeks anyway so never had the chance to leave pissed many times but when it worked it worked. Best of times. Can still picture Wham tunes, birds with big perms and stilettos to this day. 80's were the best. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 2 hours ago, redone said: Instead of wasting money on flowers, soft toys and football tops and scarves , just killi someone and then re-visit the scene of the crime a week or so later Loved Glasvegas...@sh?..(theres a horse i back called that.. rich GLA wunks.....name horses after bands...tracks...) Pschchocandyesque...well almost..? Anyone been in Polmont?? Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 31, 2020 Share Posted October 31, 2020 30 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Made me chuckle too start a private company and donate a sizeable sum to the Tory party. Wait a moment. Then you'll be rich Link to comment
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