Scotland

[Fridge]

45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

It's simple sport based mainly on luck. A complete beginner could turn up at a course and if he hits the ball straight enough could beat a guy that's been playing for years. Once that ball is in the air it's in the lap of the Gods.   Boring as fuck as well.

Nae  sure you’re on the wind up here Hanz. I am absolutely pish at golf but it’s nae likely I’m to get lucky and win the Masters?

[Studebaker-90]

Elite golfers are now athletes, especially the younger lads coming through. Much the same as rugby players exploding in size over the last 30 years. 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Nonsense. It might have been true in the 80's and 90's but totally invalid for the modern era. Golf has changed. Dramatically. You don't see Pringle jumpers and alcohol consumption amongst the best practitioners has reduced by 94.7%. Woosnam, Darren and Sam did more than half the units right enough, especially when young Ree Restrood (Jap TV) joined them. 

96.8% of statistics are made up ?

[Fridge]

6 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

96.8% of statistics are made up ?

9 out 10 folk enjoy gang rape. 

[Redforever86]

55 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Please refrain from mentioning the rugger buggery egg-chasing shite. It's a "sport" that some of us are trying to marginalise, a pursuit favoured by certain demographics and attitudes and an unhealthy degree of homosexuality built within it, another pursuit we don't think deserves the first class status it has enjoyed for too long. 

For once I agree. 

[Laichomoray]

2 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Loved Over My Shoulder

Prefer Vosene

[Fridge]

15 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Sigh. It's better if you stick to what you're bad at instead of offering opinion.

The rugger bugger is a faggot, whether he knows it or not, whether he's in the closet in complete denial or whether he's brave enough to peek through the closet door.

They only play it because they were shite at fitba.

100% RS. The  grammar FP’s club does my nut. Pretentious fucks.

Within two seconds who are are you and what do you do. 
 

Well I’m only here for business and I’ll buy you a pint nae bother. Couldn’t give a flying about prestige. It is a total wankfest in there.

[For Fecks Sake]

14 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

WTF?

Do you think I just make shit up?

Like the mutants do?

Will you apologise after I produce the specific study that shows that alcohol consumption between 2019 and 1989 reduced by 94.6% on the European Tour?

Would you even recognise the inconsistency?

Yes, please share the study so it can be ratified by one and all.

[Ke1t]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Good shampoo. 

Brilliant Killer Whale. 

[For Fecks Sake]

Are you going to share the study or not?

Or were you speaking the usual pish when you stated "Will you apologise after I produce the specific study..."

I suspect it's you who does not understand.

[For Fecks Sake]

8 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You're not the brightest. Let's start again.

1. are you saying I made it up?

2. did you see the inconsistency?

Don't try and wriggle out of this with your usual bluster.

You were the one who said "Will you apologise after I produce the specific study..." so I am asking that you back up your words and share the study.

Or were you speaking your usual pish ?

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

?

1. do you think I made it up?

2. did you notice the inconsistency?

You will remember Limmy's yes or no. A belter. A topper in fact.

 

How about you ANSWER THE QUESTION as you love to say!

Either share the report or apologise to everyone for trying to look important and knowledgeable.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

?

you've done it again haven't you?

Exposed as the lying fud we know you are!

Try and twist it as much as you want but you have been caught by your own attempt to look superior and you fucking hate the fact ?

Now go slither off to your Findon hovel ya radge ?

[For Fecks Sake]

Show us the study or SHUT THE FUCK UP. Oh hold on you are now admitting that you were "only having a laugh" aye right oh ya fud ?

or

"Waffle waffle Weegie, waffle waffle Coward, waffle waffle Dayts, waffle waffle you don't understand, waffle waffle golf, waffle waffle grammar, wafflet waffle answer the question (but don't expect me to) waffle waffle I'm the big man"

?????

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Imagine how stupid you need to be to think such a study exists?

You need to get out more mate. And tell that butternut bitch to get back in the kitchen and produce man food. 

Raging ?

Caught by your own lies and now trying the old "I was only having a laughing" routine ?

Pathetic and you know it.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, rocket_scientist said:

What was the lie again?

Night night you lying radge faced cunt ?

[Arabian Knight]

ayewiz majind hanz scootin aboot oan a wee electric wheelchair oan lease fae mobility solutions north ayrshire brench..hink ez disabled likes

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Your own words. Your own words. You stupid wee cunt. 

Your own words.

But but but he was only having a laugh ?

[The Cockney Don]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your own words. Your own words. You stupid wee cunt. 

Your own words.

Love The Bee Gees 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Boyzone.

[For Fecks Sake]

10 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You're the thickest cunt on here. Thurso never did well at school either but he's a good cunt, he's comfortable in his own skin and he has good football knowledge. His writing skills aren't great but so what? He's a good cunt.

You're so stupid you got into an argument you never wanted. Not only are your critical thinking and observational skills so weak, you can't even control your own trajectory, being led like a bairn to the slaughter, like the lamb to the sweetie shop. 

Perhaps but I am not a liar as you have been exposed to be ?

[For Fecks Sake]

Yawn, here we go round and round and round twisting your words.

Just admit that you were caught out trying to be a smart arsed cunt and basically Hibsed it!

No amount of "answer me this" bollocks will detract from the fact that you were caught bang to rights trying to be a jumped up cunt to another poster in an attempt to look all superior.

You lied, you got called out, you shat it and now you are scrambling trying to repair the damage!

Radge faced cunt that you are ?

 

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

What was the lie?

You.

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

You are reduced, my weegie friend, reduced. You need this place. Don't fuck it up by giving opportunities for your soul to be further exposed. 

Do you speak this much absolute shite in real life, or just on the Internet after you've made a total cunt of yourself? 

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

?

You said I was lying.

About what, you can't say.

You need to get out from that fucking bitch cunt wife of yours mate, she's peckered your pecker off you butternut beaut. 

Is that it, is that all you have got ?

Liar and a bore (we all knew the latter already).

[Parklife]

Slagging women who are not here to defend themselves again. What a fucking loser. ?

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Slagging women who are not here to defend themselves again. What a fucking loser. ?

That's his modus operandi when he has nothing else to say - he just resorts to slagging off family members.

Which ironically he gets all angry about when others do it to him ?

[For Fecks Sake]

3 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Any cunt who agrees to be with you - if anyone actually exists, which I doubt, the drizzling wanker that you admit to being - is one sad cunt. Her decision not to want kids though, a strong force of nature for the vast majority of women is understandable in her case. Get stoned punklife. Try music too. It's not working. The craft wankery is feeding your sickness. Good night all x x x

Is that you lying again or having a laugh ?

It's just so difficult to know with you RS.

[Parklife]

11 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Any cunt who agrees to be with you - if anyone actually exists, which I doubt, the drizzling wanker that you admit to being - is one sad cunt. Her decision not to want kids though, a strong force of nature for the vast majority of women is understandable in her case. Get stoned punklife. Try music too. It's not working. The craft wankery is feeding your sickness. Good night all x x x

Same nonsense as always. Another slagging of a woman who can't defend themselves. Do you blindside hook Mrs RS? 

good try with the "good night" chat, you can slope off after utterly embarrassing yourself and pretend you went to bed. 

What a total fanny of a man ?

[Parklife]

???

I cant recall such a meltdown previously 

[Bebo]

The last few pages are probably some of the most off-the-rails stuff I've read on The Hat, and that's saying something.

Jesus, how do people get so angry?