Dream fights - The Hat Version

[Fridge]

My tactics would just be to hide, let Daytz windmill everyone and then take him out with a pool cue.

[Poodler]

From a distance I would like to throw something heavy and dangerous at Betty Swallicks and hope for a catastrophic collision. 
 

If he didn't go down I'd probably hide behind some bigger folk and deny it was me. But I'd strike again

[Bluto10]

I’d pull back for two seconds then go forward and punch

#boom

 

[Betty Swallicks]

26 minutes ago, Poodler said:

From a distance I would like to throw something heavy and dangerous at Betty Swallicks and hope for a catastrophic collision. 
 

If he didn't go down I'd probably hide behind some bigger folk and deny it was me. But I'd strike again

I very much doubt you could throw something heavy any sort of distance so it would be the hiding (either behind folk or by me) scenario for you Nurse Mitty.

 

[Bluto10]

25 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Your foreskin? 

I’m just watching

[Betty Swallicks]

3 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

He could drop it on your head from great height. 

He specified throw...... plus I'm doubtful he'd be unable to lift anything heavy...... or aim.

 

 

[Jocky Balboa]

Your superior intellect is unfortunately wasted on here, Rocket. God forbid you ever crack a joke at a celebrity or politician's expense, highlight the shortcomings of a few third-rate fishermen, or put some mealy-mouthed teuchter in their place... but the same types will happily debate such gargantuan intellectual topics such as the colour of their shit or who is the top dog for relieving themselves over themselves whilst inebriated. 

[muttonhumper]

6 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said:

The Bridge of Don Country Club. However don't let the name fool you......

 

6 hours ago, shut up meg said:

https://www.google.com/maps/place/Bridge+of+Don+Country+Club/@57.1933549,-2.1090692,15z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0xd410dd1dc9d5331!8m2!3d57.1933549!4d-2.1090692

It's very exclusive, the owners of the CC also owns Gleneagles Hotel and The Dorchester.

 

That's a fair car park.

I have been there once.

To play against them at snooker.

Must have been a cup game as they were always in lower league than us. ?

[Poodler]

2 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

He specified throw...... plus I'm doubtful he'd be unable to lift anything heavy...... or aim.

 

 

I carry this weighty ego+music knowledge combo about every day, old man 

[Henry]

1 hour ago, Jocky Balboa said:

God forbid you ever crack a joke at a celebrity or politician's expense

“Krankie McMerkel” does not count as a joke m8

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Betty Swallicks said:

 plus I'm doubtful he'd be unable to lift anything heavy...... or aim.

 

 

So you think he could lift something heavy? 

[The Boofon]

14 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

So you think he could lift something heavy? 

Haha. 

 

Fuck sake Betty.

[Studebaker-90]

16 hours ago, Henry said:

“Krankie McMerkel” does not count as a joke m8

That reminds me, hat awards biggest cringe. 

[Tommy]

On 11/30/2020 at 10:03 PM, Sooper-hanz said:

Pease tell me you're not serious  ?  University Challenge ?? Brilliant captains???  

Well you were. Loved your intro ‘Sooper-hanz reading the beano. ?

[Jocky Balboa]

On 12/1/2020 at 4:32 PM, Henry said:

“Krankie McMerkel” does not count as a joke m8

Your avatar is apt, I bet you suck as hard as any Electrolux, like a golf ball through a hose pipe. Faggot.

[Henry]

Certainly do matey ?

love a bit of “faeces frolicking” as you so hilariously say. 

 

[Quagmire]

29 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Na.

Fuck you.

How dare you. 

How dare you. 

All the peace and love shite goes right out the window when Grays is back on the grog. From Renton to Begbie after his first Heineken. 

[maryhilldon]

47 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

All the peace and love shite goes right out the window when Grays is back on the grog. From Renton to Begbie after his first Heineken. 

Can't handle his ale.  A real Jekyll and Hyde.