AFChat Awards 2020

[manboobs109]

Weedgie mutants

[daytripping]

I want to change my top poster award to Moobs....soz bluto, u know i luv u.

Just think he deserves it, clearly been a tough year for him but he doesn't hide, just keeps going. Great all round guy. 

[daytripping]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I wouldn't call it a nightmare as such - as I'm standing watching a couple of geeks pull out a Bunty comic on the front middle of the bar (at the Grill/ Masada/ Bridge) and start giggling and suppressing themselves alternately -  but it's definitely otherworldly.

AKA Your living room.

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, daytripping said:

I want to change my top poster award to Moobs....soz bluto, u know i luv u.

Just think he deserves it, clearly been a tough year for him but he doesn't hide, just keeps going. Great all round guy. 

You've done the right thing here. Beautiful words from a beautiful man. 

[Don Fonte]

On 12/1/2020 at 8:48 AM, Henry said:

 

Best Poster: AK

Funniest Poster: Cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: eh Boof

Best Thread: Namesake Hybrid

Best Rivalry: The Rockmonster v The Mutants

Best Comeback: RS

Biggest Gluepot: FFS

Best Tipster: Dad

Biggest Crine: MT

Best Newcomer: Roberto

and a special for 2020 - Covidiot of the year: Moobzoid 

 

 

[manboobs109]

We're all voting for me as top poster this year DF son, play the white man. 

[manboobs109]

I want that nomination etched on my gravestone

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

Best Poster:  Rocket Scientist 

Funniest Poster: Rocket Scientist 

Lifetime Achievement Award: Bebo 

Best Thread: Pet Hates

Best Rivalry:  Arabian Knight v. Arabian Knight

Best Comeback: The Buzzard

Biggest Gluepot: Henry

Best Tipster: Studebaker90

Biggest Cringe: Don Fonte

Best Newcomer: Dad

Covidiot of the year: Parklife

[BrianFaePerth]

Dad? That old cunt has been around for years. He just disappears every so often when the dibble close in on him

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

16 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Dad? That old cunt has been around for years. He just disappears every so often when the dibble close in on him

Old Dibble looks happy at his work. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thats about as random as it gets. ?

Each candidate was subject to a due diligent process of analysis, elimination, and nomination?.

[Henry]

On 12/6/2020 at 9:20 AM, manboobs109 said:

We're all voting for me as top poster this year DF son, play the white man. 

[alscotoz]

On 12/1/2020 at 7:48 PM, Henry said:

 

Best Poster: bad mobby

Funniest Poster: bad mobby

Lifetime Achievement Award: henry

Best Thread: namesake hybrid

Best Rivalry: rs vs mutants

Best Comeback: rs

Biggest Gluepot: jocky

Best Tipster: ?

Biggest Cringe: foot rubs for men

Best Newcomer: fridge

and a special for 2020 - Covidiot of the year: manboobs

 

 

[caledonia]

Best Poster: parklife

Funniest Poster: cheesepipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Bluto

Best Thread: namesake hybrid

Best Rivalry: bloots/ak

Best Comeback: Barbour jacket

Biggest Gluepot: clydeside

Best Tipster: don fonte

Biggest Cringe: foot massage thread

Best Newcomer: joe pike

- Covidiot of the year: manboobs

[For Fecks Sake]

Best Poster: Parklife (sticks to his principals)

Funniest Poster: Bad_Mobby (king of the one liners)

Lifetime Achievement Award: alscotoz

Best Thread: In the News

Best Rivalry: Rocket Scientist V's anyone who engages with him

Best Comeback: Rocket Scientist (lets be honest the place would be way quieter without him)

Biggest Gluepot: Shooftahmooftah - just ban the cunt

Best Tipster: No one!

Biggest Cringe: Wester Hailes Skins

Best Newcomer: Laichomoray

Covidiot of the year: Manboobs

[Sonoftherock]

Best Poster: The Prince of Bucksburn. Don’t agree with his politics, or his admiration for Bluto10, but we all have our faults. As others have mentioned we all owe him a debt of gratitude for his service to the club and city.

Funniest Poster: ‘pipes

Lifetime Achievement Award: Need to see a list of previous winners before I nominate.

Best Thread: The reserves and youth team.

Best Rivalry: Rocket Scientist V's The Mutants. What is this? The seventh or eighth instalment of this attritional battle? If there was justice in the world, the Rocket would triumph and reign supreme... however this is AFC hat and as they have always done in previous years, the Mutants will eventually defeat Rocket... and I think even Rocket knows this! However, I salute his indefatigability for fronting up once more.

Best Comeback: Rocket Scientist. No contest.

Biggest Gluepot: Clydesdale sheep at a canter by several lengths from Bluto10.

Best Tipster: MiniJC (allegedly)

Biggest Cringe: Wester Hailes Skins. 

Best Newcomer: Matt Armstrong’s Dog

Covidiot of the year: Parklife

[Henry]

Captain Caveman reckoned the following have won the lifetime award as of last year:

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

[Sonoftherock]

1 minute ago, Henry said:

Captain Caveman reckoned the following have won the lifetime award as of last year:

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Pretty sure @Tommy has won before? If not, he can have my vote.

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Henry said:

Captain Caveman reckoned the following have won the lifetime award as of last year:

Roberto

Stoney

Dynamo

Boofon

Harcus

Kelt

MT

Bluto

Cunts to a man

[For Fecks Sake]

6 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Cunts to a man

Do I detect a sniff of, dare I say it,  jealousy?!?

[BrianFaePerth]

4 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Do I detect a sniff of, dare I say it,  jealousy?!?

Eh don’t think so. 

[For Fecks Sake]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Eh don’t think so. 

Unfortunately there are some things in life that money just cannot buy!

[Henry]

11 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Do I detect a sniff of, dare I say it,  jealousy?!?

No that's just Brian.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

Why unfortunately? What a fucked up thing to think let alone say. 

Welcome back RS min, missed your overall angry man attitude from yesterday ?

[For Fecks Sake]

5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Where's the anger?

Its only words. Accurate ones. Given that you got so confused distinguishing between a question and a statement of fact, it shouldn't be surprising that your use of "unfortunately" and the context in which you deployed it sailed right over your head. That pretend education you say you got seems more unlikely by the day. There are 10 and 12 year olds with better critical thinking capacities than you.

How would you have structured my sentence then RS - always willing to learn from others.  Also take this to the Spiken shite forum and lets not pollute the Awards one eh.

[Poodler]

Best poster - Milne_afc. Short sharp infrequent quips, always funny. 
 

lifetime - Bri. Seriously.

[BrianFaePerth]

Love you poodles xxx

[Bluto10]

On 12/6/2020 at 12:04 AM, daytripping said:

I want to change my top poster award to Moobs....soz bluto, u know i luv u.

Just think he deserves it, clearly been a tough year for him but he doesn't hide, just keeps going. Great all round guy. 

just cause I’m a nice guy

he can have 49% of it.

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

We know that some of the mutants have expressed discomfort at AK's raping of you and describing it as weird but way more sinister is dayts sucking your cock.

Surely you would agree?

You must surely take the AK stuff in the spirit intended - with some degree of truth in it, it has to be said - but where the fuck did dayts fixation on you come from? Doesn't that make you uncomfortable?

I’m surprised you haven’t noticed AKs modus operandi of fabricate-repeat-believe.

mutant behavior is it not?

im not bothered what he thinks, that’s why I ignore him. 
 

as for dayts he’s just havin a laff. Conversed with him on here for years and enjoy reading his musings and fishings. I think he’s a good lad 

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Bluto10 said:

I’m surprised you haven’t noticed AKs modus operandi of fabricate-repeat-believe.

 

Plenty of that in this place. AK has been previously shown up for the loser he is.