Annoying Tv Adverts

[Guest milne_afc]

AC Yule two three double oh double oh

[The Boofon]

56 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

I'm not sure the 13 year old or 90 year old * female - I'm old fashioned, transgenders bleeding from their things isn't something I  have come to terms with yet - are "burds".

* Let's not fucking go there pedantic Boof, I don't want to think about old wifies menstruating and I have no idea when or even if they stop so for you, 60 year olds ok? Bri will know what I'm saying. 

Not something I'd wish to discuss or poke at to be honest.

The Over 50's funeral plan adverts on Quest are annoying as fuck. Targeting the wrong audience. Usually on during Wheeler Dealers or Salvage Hunters.

[chief_wiggum]

The one featuring "Junedad"when she stops the auld guys peeking at his neighbours with  his binoculars, and the follow up to the love story when he tries to offload his swedes on her......or was it parsnips?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Surprised nobody's named the broken beer bottle on the beach one yet.  Recurrent nightmares.

[chief_wiggum]

Injury lawyers 4 u adverts......toddlers  with badly superimposed mouths made to look like they are talking as if they were adults.

[The Cockney Don]

5 minutes ago, chief_wiggum said:

Injury lawyers 4 u adverts......toddlers  with badly superimposed mouths made to look like they are talking as if they were adults.

Adults talking like little kids one i can't stand, i think it's Haribo.

[styrofoamplates]

 

[Studebaker-90]

“You’re so money supermarket” gets on my tits as well. 

[For Fecks Sake]

FFS!

[For Fecks Sake]

 

[For Fecks Sake]

And another that has stuck with me

 

[For Fecks Sake]

Not quite a public information advert but it should have been!

 

[Joe pike]

Tesco says there is no naughty list this year.

Saved Xmas for many on here.

[muttonhumper]

This pish.

Fucks up my Crime Investigation and Investigation Discovery watching of an afternoon.

Produced by witless fucks for the benefit of witless fucks.

5 star rated though!

Fuck off.

And a multitude of similar pish strewn through daytime advertising. Mongs.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0g1ny_GX7sA

[Simply Red]

‘We spik your language’ factory direct bathrooms frae Inverurie does my box in and all the Nationwide ads make me want to  kill whoever's responsible.  

 

[Joe pike]

1 minute ago, Simply Red said:

‘We spik your language’ factory direct bathrooms frae Inverurie does my box in and all the Nationwide ads make me want to  kill whoever's responsible.  

 

That Nationwide ads were gringe worthy .Probably the worst.

[muttonhumper]

12 minutes ago, Joe pike said:

That Nationwide ads were gringe worthy .Probably the worst.

All those bank adverts at the start of this covid clusterfuck.

"We're here for you"

"Don't worry, well take care of you"

"We're here to see you through this"

And such other, hollow, manipulative, hoodwinking tripe.

Just FUCK OFF.

And die. Very fucking slowly, and in absolutely intolerable and infinite agony.

Cunts.

 

[YorkDon]

3 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

All those bank adverts at the start of this covid clusterfuck.

"We're here for you"

"Don't worry, well take care of you"

"We're here to see you through this"

And such other, hollow, manipulative, hoodwinking tripe.

Just FUCK OFF.

And die. Very fucking slowly, and in absolutely intolerable and infinite agony.

Cunts.

 

They repossess your house or something mutton?

[YorkDon]

The ads with Phil Schofield’s face superimposed onto someone doing yoga or keepy-ups.

[WesthillWanderersFC]

ALL adverts. 
Always hated them, if I watch something “live” and an ad comes on, I channel hope for a few minutes, or obviously fast forward if I’m watching something recorded.

Special mention though to any adverts with Christmas type jingles just now. 
Fucking annoying 
 

[NEM]

37 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

All those bank adverts at the start of this covid clusterfuck.

"We're here for you"

"Don't worry, well take care of you"

"We're here to see you through this"

And such other, hollow, manipulative, hoodwinking tripe.

Just FUCK OFF.

And die. Very fucking slowly, and in absolutely intolerable and infinite agony.

Cunts.

 

You a building society fan? ?

[muttonhumper]

41 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

They repossess your house or something mutton?

 

7 minutes ago, NEM said:

You a building society fan? ?

 

Ha ha, nit.

Just the adverts I'm spikking aboot.

Having said that, did deal with the Nationwide for some, what one would think to be, completely routine undertakings.

Unfortunately, we had the most supreme example of an imbecile as a contact.

Barely believable how fucking stupid this split-arsed mutant was.

Incredible stuff.

The day of our redemption was most pleasing.

[Fridge]

Do they actually work though? How much cost to say you are the best detergent as opposed to another brand, it doesn’t influence me at all.
 

Complete waste of cash.

[maryhilldon]

Charity adverts on daytime telly.  Actually saw one the other day looking for donations to help them find stray kittens.  Do they have a crack team of cat finders scouring the streets across the country?  Are the donations just petrol money? 

[Fridge]

Get that to an extent but if I go for a tin of beans I just go for Hienz. I wouldn’t go for some other brand because of some Gaylord doing acrobatics and singing some bean song.

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

Why Heinz though Frigo son? Whats so great about those cunts?

Exactly this. Down to brand recognition and brand reputation Friggo old son.

Heinz got you thinking that way through advertising.

[Fridge]

Fuck knows I’m a creature of habit I suppose.

[muttonhumper]

10 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Banks and the "financial services industry" is one of the worst sectors of society.

Almost every "wealth manager" or "private banker" who I deal with - almost always English and 25-30 different ones p.a. - are complete wankers. Their particular wankerdom manifests in wanting their arses wiped and each of these types cost me an extra 10/15 minutes of my life before having to tell them the same thing; did you read what I sent you? Horrible cunts. They can't trust anyone because they don't trust themselves. Entitled arseholes. I don't even talk to them until I've got their money in my bank.

Absolutely.
Complete fucking cunts.

I've had to make 2 x large withdrawals from the bank I had been with, the TSB, since I was 16, in the last 2 years.

Both times, I've had to go through the 3rd degree of infuriating bullshit, passed from pillar to post, then made to feel like a criminal for withdrawing my OWN money from these fucker's banks.

It's like, it's my fucking money, fucking give me it.

 

Well sir, what do you need the money for?

Well, you fucking halfwit, it's none of your fucking business. ITS MY FUCKING MONEY!!!

But we need to know... FUCK OFF

So you have to go through the fucking sham process of, oh i'm awa to travel, and er, I'm buying a car.

We can transfer the money for you.

What kind of car are you buying?

FUCK OFF!!!

 

Pricks.

Fucking not everyone conforms to what you think a person should do with regards to using your bank.

Absolute fucking cretins.

 

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, muttonhumper said:

Absolutely.
Complete fucking cunts.

I've had to make 2 x large withdrawals from the bank I had been with, the TSB, since I was 16, in the last 2 years.

Both times, I've had to go through the 3rd degree of infuriating bullshit, passed from pillar to post, then made to feel like a criminal for withdrawing my OWN money from these fucker's banks.

It's like, it's my fucking money, fucking give me it.

 

Well sir, what do you need the money for?

Well, you fucking halfwit, it's none of your fucking business. ITS MY FUCKING MONEY!!!

But we need to know... FUCK OFF

So you have to go through the fucking sham process of, oh i'm awa to travel, and er, I'm buying a car.

We can transfer the money for you.

What kind of car are you buying?

FUCK OFF!!!

 

Pricks.

Fucking not everyone conforms to what you think a person should do with regards to using your bank.

Absolute fucking cretins.

 

What were you going to use it for?

[muttonhumper]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

What were you going to use it for?

?

Drugs and hookers.