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[Parklife]

51 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I actually quite enjoyed that

Yeah. It's very good. 

[Redforever86]

Seems like she's trying too hard with the horrendous weegie/fife accent or whatever the fuck it is. 

5.5/10

[Parklife]

Mental how we've been so successfully colonised that Scottish folk think we should speak like English folk 

[Guest milne_afc]

I know poetry and that’s shite.

[Redforever86]

Just now, Bad_Mobby said:

She’s no Charles Murray (Alfords finest) 

Gin I wis gawd. Is the greatest poem of all time. 

[Redforever86]

28 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Mental how we've been so successfully colonised that Scottish folk think we should speak like English folk 

I'd rather she just spoke how she does day to day, doesn't seem very personal when putting on an accent and using words she wouldn't use to talk to me or you in a pub at work etc. 

It also annoys me modern(ish) weegie words being classed as Scots. I know language involves and changes and I'm wrong, but it disgusts me to be associated with that in anyway. 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I'd rather she just spoke how she does day to day, doesn't seem very personal when putting on an accent and using words she wouldn't use to talk to me or you in a pub at work etc. 
 

Why do you think she's putting on an accent and why do you think she wouldn't use those words? 

 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Why do you think she's putting on an accent and why do you think she wouldn't use those words? 

 

Because I listened to some of her other videos on twitter and she has a very bland accent. Fair enough she could use those words but based on the evidence I've seen I'd suggest not. 

[manboobs109]

20 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I know poetry and that’s shite.

I think you're wrong, would you like a fight?

[Parklife]

29 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She’s trying to ( unsuccessfully) do it in the style of Burns.It’s cliched pap. 

?????

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, milne_afc said:

I know poetry and that’s shite.

Give us a poem 

[Parklife]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

She also speaks in at least 3 accents in that awful clip. Doesn't come across as authentic.

Quite the comment from the least authentic poster on the hat. 

[cheesepipes]

Man hating tripe. 

 

UTA. 

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Man hating tripe. 

 

UTA. 

Haven't watched it but I agree wholeheartedly

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, Parklife said:

Mental how we've been so successfully colonised that Scottish folk think we should speak like English folk 

Which English folk? Scousers? Geordies? Can you narrow it down?

[maryhilldon]

10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I do good impressions of both 

Fook off soft la.

[Ke1t]

Parky's the conscience of this board that you lot don't deserve,

A man of principles and compassion. Of high moral standing, and the courage to face the derision of lesser mortals.

He's a modern day Tomas de Torquemada.

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Ke1t said:

Parky's the conscience of this board that you lot don't deserve,

A man of principles and compassion. Of high moral standing, and the courage to face the derision of lesser mortals.

He's a modern day Tomas de Torquemada.

He hates himself because he's Scottish and white though. Must be hard for him.

[cheesepipes]

15 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Parky's the conscience of this board that you lot don't deserve,

A man of principles and compassion. Of high moral standing, and the courage to face the derision of lesser mortals.

He's a modern day Tomas de Torquemada.

We definitely dont fucking deserve him. 

 

[Ke1t]

8 hours ago, Parklife said:

 

It probably sounded good in her head.

 

[Ramandu]

38 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

He's a modern day Tomas de Torquemada.

He hates Jews?

[Parklife]

 

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

He's talking shite again. 'Cans Wednesday' for Parkie.

Nope. Just had an effervescent multi-vitamin actually.You're really butthurt about getting called out as an arse-kisser to the ladz and attempted bully, aren't you? 

Im sorry if pointing out how much a bawbag you were being upset you. 

32 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Parky's the conscience of this board that you lot don't deserve,

A man of principles and compassion. Of high moral standing, and the courage to face the derision of lesser mortals.

He's a modern day Tomas de Torquemada.

It was all going well until the last line. 

Ah no. 

29 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

He hates himself because he's Scottish and white though. Must be hard for him.

Very proud of who I am and where I come from. Bizarre comment from you. Trying too hard to let the anger and insults out MHD. Go be nice to a stranger, it'll make you feel a bit less hateful. 

Any comment on the poem? Did you like it? 

[Parklife]

22 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

We definitely dont fucking deserve him. 

 

You'd have fuck aw to post about if I wasn't here. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Parklife said:

 

Trying too hard to let the anger and insults out MHD. Go be nice to a stranger, it'll make you feel a bit less hateful. 

Haha. That's your paste and post response to me. CHOMP 

[cheesepipes]

21 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You'd have fuck aw to post about if I wasn't here. 

We all managed just fine before you minced along telling us how wrong we all are. 

[BrianFaePerth]

 

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Tomas de Torquemada.

My wee loon loves him. Better when Ringo did the voiceover tho.

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Simply Red said:

 Better when Ringo did the voiceover though.

Great chameleon.

[Parklife]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I asked Consi this directly and he confirmed you were talking shite. The boy gives as good as he gets, likes a wind up and fair play to him for that. 

You being his online mummy was embarrassing for the lad. 

Yeah, we all saw the massive cringe that was you asking him if you were bullying him. There was only ever one thing he was going to say there, he's not one to try and play the victim. 

It was clear as day though. You jumping on his every post, all in an attempt to appeal to the ladz.

Just made (and still makes) you look sad. 

[The Boofon]

37 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You can’t see that the massive cringe was you trying to suck his penis and him having to forcefully remove it. You’ve made a real cunt of yourself recently. 
 

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