Beachend Bootboy Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: We had a Plymouth Brethren family down the road from us. What an odd bunch they were. My brothers first wife's folks were fisher Brethren. Fuckin weird inna'. Nae drink, nae telly. He got merried in that hall in Vikky/Crombie road. The Brethren a' fucked of aifter the meal at the Royal Darroch and my dad hid ti hire a separate bit o the hotel for the dance because they (her folks) widna' allow drink to be consumed in the bit o' the hotel they had payed for. I got completely arseholed and made a right cunt o' mesel. Hey ho. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said: No idea if I'm missing a joke here or not but I have no idea what the mum's name was. The car from book/film Christine was a Plymouth. So, it was a play on that in the style of the popular theme on here where we say we love things that sound similar to the theme or words used in a post. IOW not a joke and if I had my time over I probably wouldn’t have said it. But, we live and learn don’t we. Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: The Plymouth mob aren’t allowed to eat with other folk. The woman can’t get their hair cut either nor wear make up. I've a mate in Plymouth. Funnily enough he's known as Plymouth Skinhead. He canna' cut his hair neither. Bald as a coot? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, Roberto said: Are scud magazines still a thing? Buy a few at a time, leave them lying about in bushes etc. Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager. As good a collectin' birds eggs. Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14. Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager. As good a collectin' birds eggs. Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14. Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho. Did involve you wanting into a jacket over a jazz mag on South Deeside Road by any chance? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 minutes ago, Fridge said: Did involve you wanting into a jacket over a jazz mag on South Deeside Road by any chance? ? Hmmmmm, kinda. It was what happened half an hour after that was the funny bit. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager. As good a collectin' birds eggs. Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14. Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho. Fucking cant wait to hear all about that. Sure it will be really, really interesting. ? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 9 minutes ago, Reed or deed said: Fucking cant wait to hear all about that. Sure it will be really, really interesting. ? You won't. Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Get the story told Flashing to some old wifie on South Deeside Road? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Fridge said: Get the story told Flashing to some old wifie on South Deeside Road? I think I was spied on one time havin' a chug near the Shakkin' Briggie. Link to comment
elephantstone78 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Even as a young chap I always preferred the publications dedicated to older women. 'Fabulous at 50' " Older and Bolder" Most if not all of those women are now dead. A sobering thought. Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: We had a Plymouth Brethren family down the road from us. What an odd bunch they were. The fucks that? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 5 hours ago, CCB III said: Got me Started wanking at 11 Pulled my first pint at 16 Then I stopped pulling my cock and pints and joined the Royal Navy When did you lose your (hetrosexual) virginity Consi min? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said: I think I was spied on one time havin' a chug near the Shakkin' Briggie. Calm doon Louis CK. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 hours ago, Don Fonte said: When did you lose your (hetrosexual) virginity Consi min? I was actually 17. Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 19 minutes ago, CCB III said: I was actually 17. Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....? LOL. Link to comment
CCB III Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....? LOL. I was felt up Assaulted, would be the term Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 Fuck sake. You're hardly Bad Boy Bubby are you. Man up BEOTCH !! Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 30 minutes ago, CCB III said: I was felt up Assaulted, would be the term She punched you as well? Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Bad Boy Bubby That’s my Mrs’ fav film ? Link to comment
Guest Grays Babylon 1875 Posted August 5, 2022 Share Posted August 5, 2022 2 minutes ago, milne_afc said: That’s my Mrs’ fav film ? Makes sense. Ald Hindley beast. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: 30 years of decomposing would not render them pleasurable to mine eye. You've spoken about hanging about the necropolis, as a hobby, in the past ? Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 8 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said: Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager. As good a collectin' birds eggs. Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14. Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho. Doesn’t also involve a cheese wire does it? Link to comment
Beachend Bootboy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 6 hours ago, Poodler said: Doesn’t also involve a cheese wire does it? No. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 That’s not Twitter. twat. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said: That’s not Twitter. twat. What is it? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 LinkedIn naturally. That’s were all the ladies from ABZ with shaven havens put their summer hols pics Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 Saw that humblebrag earlier, what a fucking tool. A “wealth manager” which basically involves gambling with other peoples money, making less money for them than if they just put it all into a FTSE100 tracker. If I recall correctly, he is a failed Audi salesman - which in Aberdeen is just fucking astonishing. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 6, 2022 Share Posted August 6, 2022 He aberdonian is he? Haha ace Link to comment
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