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[Beachend Bootboy]

10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We had a Plymouth Brethren family down the road from us. What an odd bunch they were. 

My brothers first wife's folks were fisher Brethren.  Fuckin weird inna'.  Nae drink, nae telly.  He got merried in that hall in Vikky/Crombie road. 

The Brethren a' fucked of aifter the meal at the Royal Darroch and my dad hid ti hire a separate bit o the hotel for the dance because they (her folks) widna' allow drink to be consumed in the bit o' the hotel they had payed for.  I got completely arseholed and made a right cunt o' mesel.  Hey ho.

[elephantstone78]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

No idea if I'm missing a joke here or not but I have no idea what the mum's name was.

The car from book/film Christine was a Plymouth. So, it was a play on that in the style of the popular theme on here where we say we love things that sound similar to the theme or words used in a post. 
 

IOW not a joke and if I had my time over I probably wouldn’t have said it. But, we live and learn don’t we. 

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The Plymouth mob aren’t allowed to eat with other folk. The woman can’t get their hair cut either nor wear make up. 
 

I've a mate in Plymouth.  Funnily enough he's known as Plymouth Skinhead. He canna' cut his hair neither.  Bald as a coot?

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Are scud magazines still a thing?

Buy a few at a time, leave them lying about in bushes etc.

Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager.  As good a collectin' birds eggs.

Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14.  Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho.

[Fridge]

3 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager.  As good a collectin' birds eggs.

Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14.  Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho.

Did involve you wanting into a jacket over a jazz mag on South Deeside Road by any chance?

[Beachend Bootboy]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Did involve you wanting into a jacket over a jazz mag on South Deeside Road by any chance?

?

Hmmmmm, kinda.  It was what happened half an hour after that was the funny bit.

[Reed or deed]

16 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager.  As good a collectin' birds eggs.

Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14.  Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho.

Fucking cant wait to hear all about that.

Sure it will be really, really interesting. ?

[Beachend Bootboy]

9 minutes ago, Reed or deed said:

Fucking cant wait to hear all about that.

Sure it will be really, really interesting. ?

You won't.

[Fridge]

Get the story told

Flashing to some old wifie on South Deeside Road?

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 hour ago, Fridge said:

Get the story told

Flashing to some old wifie on South Deeside Road?

I think I was spied on one time havin' a chug near the Shakkin' Briggie.

[elephantstone78]

22 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Even as a young chap I always preferred the publications dedicated to older women. 'Fabulous at 50' " Older and Bolder"

Most if not all of those women are now dead. 
A sobering thought. 

[Betty Swallicks]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

We had a Plymouth Brethren family down the road from us. What an odd bunch they were. 

The fucks that?

[Don Fonte]

5 hours ago, CCB III said:

Got me 

 

Started wanking at 11

 

 

Pulled my first pint at 16

 

Then I stopped pulling my cock and pints and joined the Royal Navy 

When did you lose your (hetrosexual) virginity Consi min?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

1 hour ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I think I was spied on one time havin' a chug near the Shakkin' Briggie.

Calm doon Louis CK. 

[CCB III]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

When did you lose your (hetrosexual) virginity Consi min?

I was actually 17. 
 

Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

19 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I was actually 17. 
 

Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz

Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....?

LOL. 

[CCB III]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....?

LOL. 

I was felt up 

 

Assaulted, would be the term 

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

Fuck sake. 

You're hardly Bad Boy Bubby are you. 

Man up BEOTCH !! 

[manboobs109]

30 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I was felt up 

 

Assaulted, would be the term 

She punched you as well?

[Guest milne_afc]

16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Bad Boy Bubby

That’s my Mrs’ fav film ?

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

That’s my Mrs’ fav film ?

Makes sense. 

Ald Hindley beast. 

[maryhilldon]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

30 years of decomposing would not render them pleasurable to mine eye. 

You've spoken about hanging about the necropolis, as a hobby, in the past ?

[Poodler]

8 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager.  As good a collectin' birds eggs.

Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14.  Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho.

Doesn’t also involve a cheese wire does it? 

[Beachend Bootboy]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Doesn’t also involve a cheese wire does it? 

No.

[Guest milne_afc]

[BrianFaePerth]

That’s not Twitter.

twat.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

That’s not Twitter.

twat.

What is it?

[BrianFaePerth]

LinkedIn naturally. That’s were all the ladies from ABZ with shaven havens put their summer hols pics

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Saw that humblebrag earlier, what a fucking tool.

A “wealth manager” which basically involves gambling with other peoples money, making less money for them than if they just put it all into a FTSE100 tracker.

If I recall correctly, he is a failed Audi salesman - which in Aberdeen is just fucking astonishing.

[Poodler]

He aberdonian is he? Haha ace