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[Don Fonte]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

Definitely not.

Why not?

[Beachend Bootboy]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The leader of the SCOTTISH NATIONAL PARTY doesn't want an independent Scotland?    Heard it all now. 

You've been duped.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

Why not?

Disgustin' specimen.  Loathsome creature.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Fussy cunt 

I do have some standards.  She's too busy fuckin' the country to consider fuckin' me anyhow.  She is doin' a very good job of it too.

[Beachend Bootboy]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Nae bad legs and titties  

I’d do her from behind 

I'd do her wi a baseball bat. ?

[Don Fonte]

14 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Disgustin' specimen.  Loathsome creature.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, Don Fonte said:

?

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

UTA? 

Then ower the heid.  Facial cum shot inna Ashwood stylee.

[BrianFaePerth]

14 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I do have some standards.  She's too busy fuckin' the country to consider fuckin' me anyhow.  She is doin' a very good job of it too.

If you showed some muff you’d get her attention 

[Beachend Bootboy]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

If you showed some muff you’d get her attention 

This is what is rumoured. 

[Guest milne_afc]

glad this made the cut for SoL. Absolutely wonderful.

[Zeus]

Ffs. 

Another...

 

[Ke1t]

7 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Coming at it from a different angle 

They like that, the ladies. 

[Ke1t]

[Beachend Bootboy]

27 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

  I’ve met her. She’s tiny. 

I've met the Queen (God save her?).  She's really tiny.

[Beachend Bootboy]

Just now, milne_afc said:

No time for the little parasite. Did she say anything to you?

Aye, she asked me if I was busy.

[Guest milne_afc]

1 minute ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

I've met the Queen (God save her?).  She's really tiny.

No time for the little parasite. Did she say anything to you?

[Guest milne_afc]

Aye that Zara looked worth a bumming and tit spunking when she posed for Vettriano. All the royals are blessed with lovely big jugs.

[Guest milne_afc]

4 minutes ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Aye, she asked me if I was busy.

She’s probably an informant for the revenue

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

Aye that Zara looked worth a bumming and tit spunking when she posed for Vettriano. All the royals are blessed with lovely big jugs.

Like the unsweaty Andrew.

[Beachend Bootboy]

1 minute ago, milne_afc said:

She’s probably an informant for the revenue

I replied 'no comment' of course.  Force of habit.

[Studebaker-90]

4 hours ago, Ke1t said:

They like that, the ladies. 

Sometimes

[maryhilldon]

3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Princess Annie would have got it up her fanny (and UTA) 

Damn straight. 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Hated black and yellow 

[Beachend Bootboy]

7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Did you tell her about your camper van with awning and she said “ Great. I’ve got castles to choose from”

Didn't have a Motorhome back then.  It was a long time ago.

[Ke1t]

I thought she had her tits out. 

But she didn't. ?

 

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

I thought she had her tits out. 

But she didn't. ?

 

What a filthy, filthy woman. ?

[Ke1t]

10 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What a filthy, filthy woman. ?

She's a dorty, dorty hoor.

"I'm now on TikTok"

Be better if you were on Kelt'sCock, you slut. 

You fucking slut. 

 

 

[Beachend Bootboy]

14 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

What a filthy, filthy woman. ?

Dirty, rubber faced auld slag.

Fuckin' right I would.

[Ke1t]

15 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Hated black and yellow 

Loved Poker Face.