Thread O Twitter

[CCB III 693]

2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

When did you lose your (hetrosexual) virginity Consi min?

I was actually 17. 
 

Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

19 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I was actually 17. 
 

Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz

Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....?

LOL. 

[CCB III 693]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....?

LOL. 

I was felt up 

 

Assaulted, would be the term 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

Fuck sake. 

You're hardly Bad Boy Bubby are you. 

Man up BEOTCH !! 

[manboobs109 3,046]

30 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I was felt up 

 

Assaulted, would be the term 

She punched you as well?

[milne_afc 2,170]

16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Bad Boy Bubby

That’s my Mrs’ fav film

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

2 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

That’s my Mrs’ fav film

Makes sense. 

Ald Hindley beast. 

[maryhilldon 1,810]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

30 years of decomposing would not render them pleasurable to mine eye. 

You've spoken about hanging about the necropolis, as a hobby, in the past

[Poodler 3,341]

8 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager.  As good a collectin' birds eggs.

Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14.  Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho.

Doesn’t also involve a cheese wire does it? 

[Beachend Bootboy 371]

6 hours ago, Poodler said:

Doesn’t also involve a cheese wire does it? 

No.

[milne_afc 2,170]

[BrianFaePerth 2,674]

That’s not Twitter.

twat.

[Bad_Mobby 4,739]

^ WTFIT?

[milne_afc 2,170]

1 minute ago, BrianFaePerth said:

That’s not Twitter.

twat.

What is it?

[BrianFaePerth 2,674]

LinkedIn naturally. That’s were all the ladies from ABZ with shaven havens put their summer hols pics

Edited August 6 by BrianFaePerth

[Bad_Mobby 4,739]

11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

That’s not Twitter.

twat.

^ That you, Bri? 
 

What a knobhead you are, if so 

Edited August 6 by Bad_Mobby

[Ohjimmyjimmy 894]

Saw that humblebrag earlier, what a fucking tool.

A “wealth manager” which basically involves gambling with other peoples money, making less money for them than if they just put it all into a FTSE100 tracker.

If I recall correctly, he is a failed Audi salesman - which in Aberdeen is just fucking astonishing.

[Poodler 3,341]

He aberdonian is he? Haha ace 

[Sooper-hanz 2,348]

4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

He aberdonian is he? Haha ace 

Yes. Not Brizo( as you know)

[maryhilldon 1,810]

Brizo wouldn't go to Spain,  too chilly.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

I'd probably pump him and I'm not even that gay. 

 

[BrianFaePerth 2,674]

19 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I'd probably pump him and I'm not even that gay. 

 

Hope you’re referring to the show-off in the picture gaylord

[Ramandu 336]

Here's a video of some kids battering a snake to save their dog. I think it was @Ke1t who said recently that nobody over the age of 12 has any business dying from a constrictor snake. I was a bit skeptical about that, but am convinced now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_figensezgin/status/1555671168463638528?cxt=HHwWgMC8-e6r7ZYrAAAA

 

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Hope you’re referring to the show-off in the picture gaylord

Obvs dick breath. 

28 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Here's a video of some kids battering a snake to save their dog. I think it was @Ke1t who said recently that nobody over the age of 12 has any business dying from a constrictor snake. I was a bit skeptical about that, but am convinced now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_figensezgin/status/1555671168463638528?cxt=HHwWgMC8-e6r7ZYrAAAA

 

Bloody terrific that. 

Poor wee doggy.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

 

[CCB III 693]

Best vid on the internet, truly.

[Grays Babylon 1875 1,243]

9 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Best vid on the internet, truly.

Violence.  LOL. 

The porridge wog managed a decent heider and kept his bins on.  Fair play likes. 

[Beachend Bootboy 371]

A much favoured method.

[milne_afc 2,170]

Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

A much favoured method.

I get the impression you enjoyed a good dust-up back in your younger days BB. Take any decent scalps, or just go around leathering weedy little dweebs?

[Beachend Bootboy 371]

4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I get the impression you enjoyed a good dust-up back in your younger days BB. Take any decent scalps, or just go around leathering weedy little dweebs?

Had a good few rucks.  Was a stupid cunt wi a drink in like.  Didna' give a fuck back then. Big, small, outnumbered, gave it and took it.  Never claimed to be a hardo like.  Jist did fit I did.  Never really thought too much aboot it.