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2 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

When did you lose your (hetrosexual) virginity Consi min?

I was actually 17. 
 

Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz

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19 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I was actually 17. 
 

Bit late, maybe, didn't have any #skillz

Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....?

LOL. 

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3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Didn't you tell some story about getting raped by a 27 year old woman when you was 15 at T In The Park....?

LOL. 

I was felt up 

 

Assaulted, would be the term 

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30 minutes ago, CCB III said:

I was felt up 

 

Assaulted, would be the term 

She punched you as well?

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16 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Bad Boy Bubby

That’s my Mrs’ fav film 😳

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6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

30 years of decomposing would not render them pleasurable to mine eye. 

You've spoken about hanging about the necropolis, as a hobby, in the past 🤔

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8 hours ago, Beachend Bootboy said:

Great fun huntin' em as a young teenager.  As good a collectin' birds eggs.

Got a funny story about scud mags oot the south Deeside road, a wank and a Harrington jacket when I was 14.  Canna' be arsed typin' it right now tho.

Doesn’t also involve a cheese wire does it? 

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LinkedIn naturally. That’s were all the ladies from ABZ with shaven havens put their summer hols pics

Edited by BrianFaePerth

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11 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

That’s not Twitter.

twat.

^ That you, Bri? 
 

What a knobhead you are, if so 

Edited by Bad_Mobby

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Saw that humblebrag earlier, what a fucking tool.

A “wealth manager” which basically involves gambling with other peoples money, making less money for them than if they just put it all into a FTSE100 tracker.

If I recall correctly, he is a failed Audi salesman - which in Aberdeen is just fucking astonishing.

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19 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

I'd probably pump him and I'm not even that gay. 

 

Hope you’re referring to the show-off in the picture gaylord

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7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Hope you’re referring to the show-off in the picture gaylord

Obvs dick breath. 

28 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Here's a video of some kids battering a snake to save their dog. I think it was @Ke1t who said recently that nobody over the age of 12 has any business dying from a constrictor snake. I was a bit skeptical about that, but am convinced now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/_figensezgin/status/1555671168463638528?cxt=HHwWgMC8-e6r7ZYrAAAA

 

Bloody terrific that. 

Poor wee doggy.

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9 minutes ago, CCB III said:

Best vid on the internet, truly.

Violence.  LOL. 

The porridge wog managed a decent heider and kept his bins on.  Fair play likes. 

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Just now, Beachend Bootboy said:

A much favoured method.

I get the impression you enjoyed a good dust-up back in your younger days BB. Take any decent scalps, or just go around leathering weedy little dweebs?

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4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

I get the impression you enjoyed a good dust-up back in your younger days BB. Take any decent scalps, or just go around leathering weedy little dweebs?

Had a good few rucks.  Was a stupid cunt wi a drink in like.  Didna' give a fuck back then. Big, small, outnumbered, gave it and took it.  Never claimed to be a hardo like.  Jist did fit I did.  Never really thought too much aboot it.

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