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[BrianFaePerth]

Rumpus would want to make sweet love to her brother 

[Parklife]

 

[maryhilldon]

10 hours ago, Parklife said:

 

Bravo. She's pretty funny for a burd. 

[CCB III]

On 9/14/2022 at 2:34 PM, Parklife said:

 

Great vid. 
 

Don't think any constitution is corruption proof, though. 
 

America call it 'lobbying'

[Ramandu]

Millions of crocs in Brazil. Anywhere near you @Grays Babylon 1875?

https://mobile.twitter.com/kenradio/status/1570276403761008641?cxt=HHwWgsDS1bmE38orAAAA

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

20 minutes ago, Ramandu said:

Millions of crocs in Brazil. Anywhere near you @Grays Babylon 1875?

https://mobile.twitter.com/kenradio/status/1570276403761008641?cxt=HHwWgsDS1bmE38orAAAA

Boy in  the video says it's in the Pantanal, Mato Grosso state.

So, No.

Pretty cool, though no population is panicking cos no bastard lives there.

Not like Florida.  American lahoosahers.  Look at this chump.   Brother seems quite chipper considering he's been left with a wanking claw.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-62815204

[Fridge]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Boy in  the video says it's in the Pantanal, Mato Grosso state.

So, No.

Pretty cool, though no population is panicking cos no bastard lives there.

Not like Florida.  American lahoosahers.  Look at this chump.   Brother seems quite chipper considering he's been left with a wanking claw.

https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-62815204

Alligators in general are wimps, they won’t go for you if they see you as potentially putting up a fight. Crocodiles are mental bastards though.

[Guest Grays Babylon 1875]

21 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Alligators in general are wimps, they won’t go for you if they see you as potentially putting up a fight. Crocodiles are mental bastards though.

Battered any alligators Fridge face?

[Redforever86]

My auntie brought me back a crocodile drinking vessel fae a holiday. It's never been surpassed. Had a wee hole in his heid for your straw. It's crazy the things that fascinate you as a kid. 

[Fridge]

41 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Battered any alligators Fridge face?

Do I sound like I work in a chipper?

[Dom Sullivan]

1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Battered any alligators Fridge face?

Shack on US27 selling Alligator sausages.

I’m in a hurry, I sez, make it snappy…

[DD1903]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

In that case it should be " See you later, crocodile, In a while, alligator."

Who's your favourite fictional alligator or crocodile? I'm struggling to think of many apart from there one in TeenageMNT and I hated that.

 

Crocodile Dundee for me

[Redforever86]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“ I’’ll get this crocodile thing with a hole in it’s heid for young RF. That’ll fascinate his tiny pee brain”

Surely it would reflex badly on yourself if you were inferring a close relative had a mind the size of a small legume. Not very likely that would be said. Don’t think you thought that one through. 

[Redforever86]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not at all. Plenty of my relatives are absolute dumb-fucks. It doesn’t make them bad people and it doesn’t reflect on me at all. 
 You’d have been gutted if your auntie had bought you a chemistry set instead of the wee crocodile with a hole in its head where you put your wee straw. 

I had a chemistry set. 
 

Used to mix random things with batteries and wd40 and set fire to them in the garden. 

[Fridge]

2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

I had a chemistry set. 
 

Used to mix random things with batteries and wd40 and set fire to them in the garden. 

Ace fun. Magnifying glass was also good for starting fires.

[Redforever86]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

So did I. I did this chemical reaction experiment once and this mad hot shit exploded up into my eyes. Should have worn the wee goggles that came with it. 
 I could have been blinded.

At least Rumpus had a great time. 

[CCB III]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not at all. Plenty of my relatives are absolute dumb-fucks. It doesn’t make them bad people and it doesn’t reflect on me at all. 
 You’d have been gutted if your auntie had bought you a chemistry set instead of the wee crocodile with a hole in its head where you put your wee straw. 

You're right, your inability to grasp basic grammatical functions is what makes you seem a dumb fuck.

[Reed or deed]

28 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I should pay more attention to my punctuation, you’re correct.

[Reed or deed]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Come on. It was either that or a 250 page heated,personal debate with Consi.

[Ke1t]

One thing I'm not loving about the queen croaking is Vorders has stopped posting pictures of her massive tits and arse on social media as a mark of respect.

She'll no doubt get back into it after a respectable length of time mourning, but this royal fucking funeral is having some horrible, unforeseen knock on effects.

C'mon, Carol.... enough time's passed, get your titties out. You know you want to.

[Don Fonte]

6 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

One thing I'm not loving about the queen croaking is Vorders has stopped posting pictures of her massive tits and arse on social media as a mark of respect.

She'll no doubt get back into it after a respectable length of time mourning, but this royal fucking funeral is having some horrible, unforeseen knock on effects.

C'mon, Carol.... enough time's passed, get your titties out. You know you want to.

Maybe Vorders is dead Kelt min. What a thought.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

That's unthinkable, but I will go wank on her grave by way of paying my respects.

Phone open at her Twitter feed, checking pictures of her big old titties, as I kneel right on top of her grave punching my clown frantically, and howling my grief like a wounded elk.

I reckon I'll have about 5 minutes before the cops show up.

That's plenty time.

That's a sentimental thought.

But 5 minutes. Fucking show off.

[Ke1t]

5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Maybe Vorders is dead Kelt min. What a thought.

That's unthinkable, but I will go wank on her grave by way of paying my respects.

Phone open at her Twitter feed, checking pictures of her big old titties, as I kneel right on top of her grave punching my clown frantically, and howling my grief like a wounded elk.

I reckon I'll have about 5 minutes before the cops show up.

That's plenty time.

[elephantstone78]

58 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

That's unthinkable, but I will go wank on her grave by way of paying my respects.

Phone open at her Twitter feed, checking pictures of her big old titties, as I kneel right on top of her grave punching my clown frantically, and howling my grief like a wounded elk.

I reckon I'll have about 5 minutes before the cops show up.

That's plenty time.

An early draft of s1 of Afterlife. 

[CCB III]

6 minutes ago, elephantstone78 said:

An early draft of s1 of Afterlife. 

It's funnier 

[maryhilldon]

7 hours ago, Ke1t said:

 

She'll no doubt get back into it after a respectable length 

Nothin surer.

[Reed or deed]

19 hours ago, Fridge said:

Alligators in general are wimps, they won’t go for you if they see you as potentially putting up a fight. Crocodiles are mental bastards though.

How can they gauge if you are potentially going to put up a fight?

Wearing a sergio tacchini tracksuit or that?

[Studebaker-90]

I just want to know how come fridge knows so much about alligators 

[manboobs109]

13 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

I just want to know how come fridge knows so much about alligators 

Spent a few terms at the university of life.

[Don Fonte]