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[Poodler]

His hair is looking fabulous 

[The Cockney Don]

 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Ian Brown has always been a massive spuzzy. He wears it with pride.

https://twitter.com/ianbrown/status/1459567258209079302?s=20

Looks like fucking Charles Manson

 

Edit; Oops. Just seen above post 

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

3 hours ago, milne_afc said:

Ian Brown has always been a massive spuzzy. He wears it with pride.

https://twitter.com/ianbrown/status/1459567258209079302?s=20

She’s got nice hair.

[Guest]

Fu-cking crease. 

[Poodler]

Always liked that song. 
 

shame about that lot 

 

 

mind when that boy went to jail about the mock up of the burning London flats? Just flashed into my thoughts there 

[Guest]

16 hours ago, Poodler said:

Always liked that song. 
 

shame about that lot 

 

 

mind when that boy went to jail about the mock up of the burning London flats? Just flashed into my thoughts there 

Aye. 
 

Certainly a nasty and weird thing to do. Not sure it was worthy of jail time. Some vigilante justice would've sufficed. 

[Guest]

https://mobile.twitter.com/thamaineevent/status/1460441347253583875?s=21
 

Creased

[Guest milne_afc]

 

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

 

Meh. 
 

She's got a point. I mind once I saw someone in ASDA as a loon, I was about 11, asked her "when she was due" met by excruciating silence. 
 

Just a big old gal'

[maryhilldon]

37 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Meh. 
 

She's got a point. I mind once I saw someone in ASDA as a loon, I was about 11, asked her "when she was due" met by excruciating silence. 
 

Just a big old gal'

Frankie Boyle said  'id rather see a pregnant woman stand, than a fat burd cry'.

[Simply Red]

Referred to a few lesbians as mate when ive thought they were a bloke. 
“thanks mate”

”excuse me mate”

2021, its a fucking minefield out there

[Simply Red]

Mind my old man telling me a story about  a guy at his work and his young son in a chipper queue with a black guy in abz 30yr ago..punchline was ‘da da look fit the monkey gave mi’

Athletic gave the wee lad a quid 

lol 

[Ramandu]

12 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ive done that twice as an adult.Fucking excruciatingly embarrassing. 

I've done the opposite. Got onto some family chat, and I really wanted to avoid the above faux pas.

Me awkwardly: "So are...you...um..."

Her: "Pregnant? Yes, 8 months pregnant"

Sizable bump, but sizable around the bump too.

[Guest milne_afc]

Apologies for the Gaylord topic but lol ?

[dazzy_deff]

7 hours ago, Simply Red said:

Mind my old man telling me a story about  a guy at his work and his young son in a chipper queue with a black guy in abz 30yr ago..punchline was ‘da da look fit the monkey gave mi’

Athletic gave the wee lad a quid 

lol 

I was in Asda with my mum n dad when i was a kid and a wifie in a burka walked past. I got all excited and shouted to my dad that Batman was in Asda. Old man was decked. 

[ericblack4boss]

On 11/14/2021 at 12:33 AM, Poodler said:

 

Once at work and spotted a woman on a walkway above, trying to get the attention of the guy next to me , so me being the helpful chap I once was said to the boy" hey min, your mother's wanting you" and pointed at her,

Turns out it was his fucking missus, and the boy never spoke to me again after that.

 

Also a time yrs ago I was at GPH in Inverurie, this is back when they were where Aldi now is so a good few years, I went in for gloves and the boy was taking through the shelves and all were for the same hand , he was saying ,left, left, left, etc as he raked through them . I thought I'd be funny and say " fuck me, you must have some cunt with one hand coming in" only to remember as soon as it was out that the boy serving me had one arm,  he seemed to see the funny side after my multiple apologies,

[The Boofon]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Which arm was missing?

And was it just his arm that was missing or was his hand missing too?

[The Boofon]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im trying to think if having a functioning hand attached to your shoulder would be any use at all. Maybe for scratching your ear or blocking out sounds?

Could wear a vest and say it's a long sleeved t-shirt. Nobody would know.

[Henry]

13 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

I was about 11, asked her "when she was due"

What an odd thing for an eleven year old to ask. 

[Guest]

Just now, Henry said:

What an odd thing for an eleven year old to ask. 

It's a loose quotation. I inferred she was preggers 

[maryhilldon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

See if a surgeon said to you "We have to ampuatate both arms and legs but we can attach your feet to your hips and your hands to your shoulders and they will still function" would you go for it or reply  "It's 'amputate'"

Mr Potato Head took the feet on hips option.

[King Street Loon]

15 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Ive done that twice as an adult.Fucking excruciatingly embarrassing. Also asking someone if they have just moved in because the house is such a tip and they say " No, been here 5 years" . 

In my previous occupation I would often go into council housing. Quite often got the 'excuse the mess, I'm in the middle of decorating' line.

Really? You said that to me last year and quite probably the year before that. Mink.

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, King Street Loon said:

In my previous occupation I would often go into council housing. Quite often got the 'excuse the mess, I'm in the middle of decorating' line.

A proper mink wouldn't give a fuck what you think and certainly wouldn't apologise that politely.

[King Street Loon]

Just now, maryhilldon said:

A proper mink wouldn't give a fuck what you think and certainly wouldn't apologise that politely.

Possibly true

[maryhilldon]

Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Nonsense. Most folk have a pride in their immediate environment or surroundings. 

Aye, not proper minks though. That's what makes them proper minks.

[Guest]

Actually guys, a real minks environment is this; 

 

Rivers and wetland, coastal & marshland. Description: The American mink usually has dark brown fur, looking black when wet. It has small and variable white patches on the chin, throat, chest and groin, which are more evident on a carcass

[Parklife]

 

[Poodler]

Why do people do this 

she must know she’s going to get bullied 

[manboobs109]

I actually quite enjoyed that