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5 hours ago, Quagmire said:

Can he go the whole season without a win? Takes some level of shitness that. 

He's had one win in three seasons, he's the Fort William (of old) of the betting world.

 

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Duncan Shearer is from fort William

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Aye so here @Don Fonte son - whats the plan for your upcoming grasping of the reigns.

 

Mind I've got to write a bunch of pish in support of it and all that sort of shite - keep me abreast son 👍

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7 hours ago, Dad said:

Aye so here @Don Fonte son - whats the plan for your upcoming grasping of the reigns.

 

Mind I've got to write a bunch of pish in support of it and all that sort of shite - keep me abreast son 👍

I'll get 3 selections to you by Friday morning latest. Do with them what you please old man.

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Terrific 😎

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In fact, you'll get them tonight. Give you plenty time to write your spiel and jinx them.

Hoo mama.

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That's the stuff 👍 

 

Intrigued to see what you'll come up with 

Slim pickings by fuck

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2 hours ago, Dad said:

That's the stuff 👍 

 

Intrigued to see what you'll come up with 

Slim pickings by fuck

Picks selected and sent.

Bloody terrific.

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Where's the guest shambles then?

Clever move devolving the final round of games to DF. Clubs with fuck all to play for so no one knows what assortment of youngsters and guys getting released they'll put out,

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As long as the teams don’t have 18 Players out of the lineup unlike one of his bets then it’s an improvement.

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Celebrity Shambles.  In the first episode,  it's Don Fonte. 

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Oh ho - the fanboys pressing their wee faces against the plexiglass haha ^

Bunch of arseholes

 

Anyhow; heres it...the first of the Reddit Era to encapsulate the contributions of a trusted brother - a cunt who has terrific dripping out of every orifice - the one, the only: Don Fonte 😎

Off the fucking page

 

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Chelsea are playing Leicester in the FA Cup final today. Where the fuck have you pulled  out Millwall from?

It's a shambles before a single fucking penny has been punted you doddery auld cunt

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4 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Chelsea are playing Leicester in the FA Cup final today. Where the fuck have you pulled  out Millwall from?

It's a shambles before a single fucking penny has been punted you doddery auld cunt

You best calm down TC.

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6 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Chelsea are playing Leicester in the FA Cup final today. Where the fuck have you pulled  out Millwall from?

It's a shambles before a single fucking penny has been punted you doddery auld cunt

Oh aye sorry son - thats her updated now (a wee copy and paste of last weeks table - one edit lacking)

 

Hoo mama

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spelling - eat your greens

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He's now writing shite lyrics

But I'm a DWT cynic

Fuck off to the clinic

You bastard Jonah mimic

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6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

You best calm down TC.

So theres it in print son - you happy with it (now you've read it through a couple of times)?

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6 minutes ago, Dad said:

So theres it in print son - you happy with it (now you've read it through a couple of times)?

Looks bloody lovely.

See you at the party.

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Thats the stuff 👍

 

 

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31 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Looks bloody lovely.

See you at the party.

Has the old fraud spiked your drinks??

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13 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Has the old fraud spiked your drinks??

I don't drink.

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"an issue or two with cunts in times past taking liberties and advantages. The premise oft being one, whereby one would have justifiably imagined, 'Hes a good cunt - he wouldnae', only to observe over an aftermath, whereby the dirty wee bastard(s) had gone and done just fucking that; scarpering off down the road in his stripey top and canvas sack with 'swag' written on the side."

I am sure that this is not a problem now, the till is empty due to you emptying it out and passing it on to your local turf accountant.

 

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@dad 

Can you put a Rangers home win on your coupon today please?

Let your inner Jonah work for the common good.

 

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3 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

"an issue or two with cunts in times past taking liberties and advantages. The premise oft being one, whereby one would have justifiably imagined, 'Hes a good cunt - he wouldnae', only to observe over an aftermath, whereby the dirty wee bastard(s) had gone and done just fucking that; scarpering off down the road in his stripey top and canvas sack with 'swag' written on the side."

I am sure that this is not a problem now, the till is empty due to you emptying it out and passing it on to your local turf accountant.

 

Hey you read it son!

 

Much obliged - always knew you were a good cunt 👍

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1 minute ago, shut up meg said:

@dad 

Can you put a Rangers home win on your coupon today please?

Let your inner Jonah work for the common good.

 

Too late - fiver down on the Dons.

 

11/1 tbf - I cannae no back us at that

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Ah no, our last slim hope of a result gone up in smoke.

Thank fuck this season is nearly over.

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55 back in winnings but son - thats got to mean summat

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11.56 return and some common sense choices. Thought eh was in the wrong thread.

 

On it.

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