Scottish Elections

[RAZOR]

Another classic school field trip. One step above the butterfly and insect world in Edinburgh - awful.

[NEM]

44 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Nahhh... Got mine in inter sport roughly September 93.

Some cunt stole from the field behind the collie centre a year or so later. Devestated. 

Hi tecs were 100% highly ridiculed 

Up there with Gola’s or the mythical Panam Pumps (I’m not convinced they actually existed) in the getting slagged off stakes 

[King Street Loon]

3 hours ago, NEM said:

Up there with Gola’s or the mythical Panam Pumps (I’m not convinced they actually existed) in the getting slagged off stakes 

Never heard of Panam pumps,  but there were a brother and sister at Bankhead who had Panam Air's

[For Fecks Sake]

11 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Yer casuals were wearing Nevicas mid 80s. ( we're talking ski jackets here?)

Nevicas = Minkers

Fila = Class ?

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

On 4/9/2021 at 6:14 AM, Parklife said:

This will be where Clydeside's hypocrisy comes to the fore again... 

To calm down your sexual tension towards Clydeside Sheep, would you or would you nae, Parky min..............??

Lovely looking dog by the way.?

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

To calm down your sexual tension towards Clydeside Sheep, would you or would you nae, Parky min..............??

Lovely looking dog by the way.?

I don't think you realise how just bizarre the behaviour of searching for pictures of topless men, then posting them & asking strangers if they'd fuck them is. 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

26 minutes ago, Parklife said:

I don't think you realise how just bizarre the behaviour of searching for pictures of topless men, then posting them & asking strangers if they'd fuck them is. 

 

I take it that's a maybe then?

Quite a heartfelt riposte there, Parky min, considering "you don't give a fuck", in response to a quote by young RS, yesterday.?

 

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Booker prize winning Scottish author dealt with the car obsession (penis envy) in A Disaffection

Fit about lassies that like cars?

[For Fecks Sake]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

This is not a question I understand. 

Well that's a first for you however perhaps I never explained my question sufficiently.

If car obsession boils down to Penis Envy among men, what does it boil down to for the lassies that have similar car obsession ?

[For Fecks Sake]

You mentioned internet personas earlier on, surely to fuck you cannot be this much of a boring angry cunt in real life ?

[For Fecks Sake]

Never went, going now before we head to Newburgh.

[For Fecks Sake]

4 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Thick cunt. Intolerance isn't anger. You were trying to be a smart arse. You're out of your depth. Get back to your voyeur mags you lying piece of shit. 

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[The Buzzard]

19 hours ago, King Street Loon said:

Never heard of Panam pumps,  but there were a brother and sister at Bankhead who had Panam Air's

What about Puma Irish? That was where the Puma logo went up the way towards the laces, rather than down towards the sole of the trainer. 

[For Fecks Sake]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

It's only fucking coffee. The penny of patheticness that drops on the marketeen - fools who consume the persuasions of the marketers in their promotion of consumerist behaviours - applies equally to coffee as it does to cars and burgers. 

Yet your the one waxing lyrical about how good the blend was ?

Does that make you a pathetic fool as well as an angy, miserable, alcoholic and sad cunt  - I think it does.

See ya later mate ?

[Parklife]

14 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

The penny of patheticness will drop and drop hard when the Police arrive at your house and pull you in to the station and read through various dialogues. 

Then Bad Mobby replied.......... 

Before The Boofon said....... 

Then Cheesepipes said...... 

Sorry officer i leave my account open on a public computer, ill be more careful. 

Then a laughing policeman asked why are you called Cheesepipes, i was probably double his age and could have snapped him whenever i decided but it was a pathetic moment for sure. 

Why are you called Cheesepipes? 

[Fridge]

Be tremendous if one of these cases ever made court (nae for the accused). Would love to here a solicitor read a transcript of some of the threads here and kept a straight face.

“Why did you post a dildo emoji and wish his family catches COVID?”

[caledonia]

Did someone on here not get visit from the plod during the “no to westhill” stuff.

 

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

That's another new word by the way, one that none of us have ever seen. Marketeen; the foolish who are teen in by advertising and marketing. I like it. May use again. 

Advertwat. 

Promong

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Invalid premise alert.

You say "sexual tension". This is the mixing of metaphors, the confusing of tasks. Thinking someone is a dick isn't the same as sexual frustration. Having passion in arguments or debates is nothing to do with wanting to get one's rocks off. It is not an indication that an orgasm is overdue.

This reminds me of Manhattan Avenue and the advertisers who know that sex sells. The draping of a fine figured lass over the bonnet of a car works, apparently. Balloons like Clarkson say "better than sex" about the noise of an engine for fuck sake. No, driving a car is one thing, making love to a beautiful woman is another. Swiss Toni was no daft cunt.

Booker prize winning Scottish author and all round miserable weegie cunt Jim Kelman dealt with the car obsession (penis envy) in A Disaffection (I think, or it might have been How Late... the book that won the Booker). David Lynch dealt with the white picket fence syndrome. The marketing people exploit idiots. The artists observe. We need to think and see as clearly as the enlightened artists, not rush to eat shit food because some Americans ask us "like getting your money's worth?"

There was no inference on my part in respect of whether Parky is a dick or not in my earlier post.

I find him a challenging but intriguing character who is intolerant of certain sections and people of society (e.g. folk that vote for a political party other than the SNP, folk against independence, people who share a different dynamic and opinion on current affairs and events, etc.), primarily for the sake and without reason or logic.

My interpretation of his responses during his dialogue with Clydeside Sheep was that sexual tension was at the foundation of his replies. Maybe a lack of sexual release and joy was at the heart of it, as you so eloquently put, who knows. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

You're not reading right. Parko thinks CS is a dick. And he's correct. 

Sorry min. I did misread that part?.

CS doesn't strike me as being a dick at all. He engages in reasoned debate with meaning.

Different folk for different strokes though. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Anyone and everyone who believes in organised religion is a dick by default. This is just a simple truth of life. 

You can apply the concept of, and what defines, an organised religion to everything we do in life. 

For example, Aberdeen Football Club can be defined as such, and governs how we behave in several aspects of our life, as AFC is part of our identities (apart from a few infiltrators on here). 

Our affiliation to a political party and what party we vote for is another example. 

[Parklife]

25 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

I find him a challenging but intriguing character who is intolerant of certain sections and people of society (e.g. folk that vote for a political party other than the SNP, folk against independence, people who share a different dynamic and opinion on current affairs and events, etc.), primarily for the sake and without reason or logic.

What a pile of stinking garbage. 

[KenDodd'sDad]

Were Nevica jackets nae 300 notes in 1990? Mental.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

10 minutes ago, KenDodd'sDad said:

Were Nevica jackets nae 300 notes in 1990? Mental.

Depending on the FS number of jacket you got, you would have been the guts of £250 (for an adult size) fae Crombie Sports on Bridge Street. 

I remember a lad in my class at school had a purple, navy and white Nevica that cost around £220. He had a very good milk round however ?. 

[Simply Red]

Fucking outrageous the cost of nevicas back then. A must have for all 12yo’s iirc. 

Hideous looking things aswell. The really dear ones had a whistle in them. The recco thing sewn into the sleeve which was meant to be a gps incase you got caught in an avalanche - we removed another kids with a lighter and surprise surprise it was just a bit of hollow plastic. 

Enjoy seeing the odd old cunt in them nowadays.

Surprised the kids dont wear them now with the current trend in shit early 90s clobber. 

[KenDodd'sDad]

Loads of rich kids at my school had them when I was a kid, ditto Kickers.

I always said I would get them when I could afford. Could easily afford them these days but wouldn’t be seen dead in either.

Needless to say, I had the last laugh.

[KenDodd'sDad]

34 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

It was a 30 year slow play but you bloody well showed them. 

Take that, Nevicunts.

[Redforever86]

I got a Nevica primary  5 or 6. Fae a mountain sports shop in the Cairngorms. Must of been 4 seasons out of date and 80% off afore my dad gave me the step up fae those shite green farmers jackets with checked lining. Pair of Clark’s shoes with the dinosaur or fitever it was thinking I’m the boy. 

Tripped over a kerb and fell off a wall straight onto my face that year. 

[Guest]

Alarming amount of Tories. 
 

Do these people not care that their tax money is being misspent at an almost laughable cost? 

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Alarming amount of Tories. 
 

Do these people not care that their tax money is being misspent at an almost laughable cost? 

Aberdeen love Tories. An absolute stain on the city & shire.