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One man's freedom wanker is another man's mutant so agreement on categorisation would be required. Woke pc types are awful but few on here (but non existent previously). Mutants at least can be interesting but when they're desperate and turn sickboy it's an ugly sight. 

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32 minutes ago, daytripping said:

It's a den of deviants, be great if real life was like on here.

GBN

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2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said:

A strong mid season contender for “post of the year” 👏👏

It won't be beaten, needs straight entry to the classic threads but not with the rest of the thread. @Bebo @Ke1t needs to up his game, been overtaken.

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Just now, daytripping said:

It won't be beaten, needs straight entry to the classic threads but not with the rest of the thread. @Bebo @Ke1t needs to up his game, been overtaken.

Sorry... what's happening, now?

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16 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

GBN

You just going to Glasgow tomorrow or back to work?

Fuck leaving Spain for Glasgow.

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2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Sorry... what's happening, now?

Broadhill sketch beaten.

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50 minutes ago, daytripping said:

Broadhill sketch beaten.

Don’t think that was Kelt but they were all genius also.

 

Edited by Fridge

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That wisnae me. 

This was mine... criminally underrated.  When Aluko fucked off to play for Nigeria without bothering to ask McGhee's permission. 

 

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48 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

That wisnae me. 

This was mine... criminally underrated.  When Aluko fucked off to play for Nigeria without bothering to ask McGhee's permission. 

 

Haha

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7 hours ago, daytripping said:

You just going to Glasgow tomorrow or back to work?

Fuck leaving Spain for Glasgow.

Back to work min 

then possibly back here for a wee holiday before going to the new place 

Glasgow is magic 

 

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Keywork

Trip to the Keywork office

Run 

Keywork 

Watch the Dons

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On Train to Madrid/cans 

Pints and scran of some sort (Maybe Curry) 

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Beat this. 

 

Just fed some Scottish Tablet to a family of Congolese lizards. 

Mannie/wifie n 2 kid lizards all snapped it up. 

Ive befriended them over the course of several months. 

 

*i mean lizards, its not a derogatory description of the locals. 

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I’ve a blind kitten (GBN) I adopted at work, fed it each day 

I’d be surprised if it’s still going tbh, but hopefully some of the other lads have kept up the feeding of the skitter covered little shite 

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13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Beat this. 

 

Just fed some Scottish Tablet to a family of Congolese lizards. 

Mannie/wifie n 2 kid lizards all snapped it up. 

Ive befriended them over the course of several months. 

 

*i mean lizards, its not a derogatory description of the locals. 

It's not possible to beat this. This is warmth and benevolence off the charts.

I grew up with lizards running a'wye. I am quite fond of them. I wouldn't feed them tablet though not because of any judgements about whether it's any good for them or not but because it's a product I never eat. The only coffee house I ever visit knows not to serve me the little squares of tablet with my espresso, vile stuff to my taste.

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Long overdue haircut in Aberdeen, coffee @ Cognito and meeting my brother for a catch up over lunch.

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54 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

It's not possible to beat this. This is warmth and benevolence off the charts.

I grew up with lizards running a'wye. I am quite fond of them. I wouldn't feed them tablet though not because of any judgements about whether it's any good for them or not but because it's a product I never eat. The only coffee house I ever visit knows not to serve me the little squares of tablet with my espresso, vile stuff to my taste.

Its all a bit too sweet and hence why the lizards got it. 

Ive a tub of disgusting sweetie shit at home that seems to refill its self constantly at xmas/easter/Halloween so i pour it in my bag each trip and feed it to black people and lizards..... Save my kids from eating the filth. 

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1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Beat this. 

 

Just fed some Scottish Tablet to a family of Congolese lizards. 

Mannie/wifie n 2 kid lizards all snapped it up. 

Ive befriended them over the course of several months. 

 

*i mean lizards, its not a derogatory description of the locals. 

How do you know the parents aren’t same sex? Homophobe.

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3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How do you know the parents aren’t same sex? Homophobe.

Some lizards are asexual and don’t need males to birth.anti Darwinist!😂😂

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3 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Some lizards are asexual and don’t need males to birth.anti Darwinist!😂😂

Does that mean they just do bumming? 

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17 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

How do you know the parents aren’t same sex? Homophobe.

Theres clear colour n size difference and the male is constantly trying to force his penis up not only his bird but female kids aswell. 

 

Old school romantic. 

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46 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Theres clear colour n size difference and the male is constantly trying to force his penis up not only his bird but female kids aswell. 

 

Old school romantic. 

Jozef Fritzlizard

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1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Does that mean they just do bumming? 

The strangest thing the asexual, they have the facility to impregnate themselves.no need for a partner at all. Maybe the big Debo lizards bum the others but just to show it’s power and dominance over them.

 

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4 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

The strangest thing the asexual, they have the facility to impregnate themselves.no need for a partner at all. Maybe the big Debo lizards bum the others but just to show it’s power and dominance over them.

Ach they're a cruel lot on here. They just let you continue to repeat it and make an arse of yourself.

I'll come to your help... BUD.

We don't want to give them the impression you're a thick cunt. Which you're obviously not, given your kitchens and portfolios.

Asexual doesn't mean what you think it does. I take it you know how to search?

You're welcome.

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7 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Ach they're a cruel lot on here. They just let you continue to repeat it and make an arse of yourself.

I'll come to your help... BUD.

We don't want to give them the impression you're a thick cunt. Which you're obviously not, given your kitchens and portfolios.

Asexual doesn't mean what you think it does. I take it you know how to search?

You're welcome.

Your not very bright are you😂😂😂

youve had the cunt ripped out you for the last week!, why can you not see this?

do you not see your fatal errors?. Interesting when you used the word they in relation to the English bet you made?.enjoy your day guff boy, charlatan lier that you are.

Ps of course your not into tablet, that’s the sweet palate and sounds like you you prefer more savoury items. Pakora, pakora sauce etc.instead of wasting what little time on this earth you have left bitching and whining like a wee girls blouse!, you could use your time up measuring for coffins, getting your affairs in order?looking at the video and your temperament I would give you ten years max!, tick tock

soon be party time for the worms,

enjoy your day

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9 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Your not very bright are you😂😂😂

youve had the cunt ripped out you for the last week!, why can you not see this?

do you not see your fatal errors?. Interesting when you used the word they in relation to the English bet you made?.enjoy your day guff boy, charlatan lier that you are.

Ps of course your not into tablet, that’s the sweet palate and sounds like you you prefer more savoury items. Pakora, pakora sauce etc.instead of wasting what little time on this earth you have left bitching and whining like a wee girls blouse!, you could use your time up measuring for coffins, getting your affairs in order?looking at the video and your temperament I would give you ten years max!, tick tock

soon be party time for the worms,

enjoy your day

Well that's not very nice. I come to your help and this is the thanks I get?

Your basic spelling and grammar deficiencies - whilst worse than Primary 5 level - are also, like you not knowing what words mean, not fatal.

These are only indications, not proof, that you are a seriously stupid cunt.

Interesting that you described it as "laziness" :hysterical:

How does that work? Too "lazy" to know how to write so you just do it wrong?

Getting the cunt ripped by people of your intellect is a compliment. Why can you not see this?

And what the fuck has that got to do with the price of blueberries?

Can you not think properly too?

Was there any need to be so nasty and cruel to me? Do you not care about upsetting people's feelings?

Bud?

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