What You Drinking Today

[Captain Caveman 579]

A thread of all its own for alcohol, Ill start have about 3rd of a bottle of Kraken left so its getting done.

[BrianFaePerth 2,227]

Champagne.

 

Fuck da haterz

[Sooper-hanz 1,498]

Question for Poodles.., dont most alcoholics have relatively clear arteries due to not having a high fat diet ?

Edited January 22, 2018 by Sooper-hanz

[Bad_Mobby 3,920]

Question for Poodles.., dont must alcoholics have relatively clear arteries due to not having a high fat diet ?

@@Bluto10 lives on pork scratchings, crisps, cheese toasties, nuts and sperm

 

His ticker must be close to exploding

 

@@Poodler ?

[Captain Caveman 579]

Need to work on your grammar Sooper, This is not Glasgow

[Ke1t 3,766]

Tonight I'll be drinking coconut fucking waaater.

 

See how organised I am?

[Sooper-hanz 1,498]

Need to work on your grammar Sooper, This is not Glasgow

A word was autocorrected and I failed to notice . For this I apologise.

[Roberto 2,064]

Red wine got the nod.

[Dad 1,698]

A word was autocorrected and I failed to notice . For this I apologise.

 

Edit it then - fuck sake son, you are so fucking LAZY.

[Sooper-hanz 1,498]

 

Edit it then - fuck sake son, you are so fucking LAZY.

Done so already .

[Dad 1,698]

Ah ok - sorry son.

[dave_min 2,292]

SiS Recovery (Strawberry)

[Dad 1,698]

Five alive and grappa.

[dave_min 2,292]

Now onto this:

 

 

It's wonderful. There's a reason its my second favourite hop.

[Poodler 2,647]

Question for Poodles.., dont most alcoholics have relatively clear arteries due to not having a high fat diet ?

Alcohol can cause cardiomyopathy (what got George Michael), so still a huge cause of heart attacks despite arteries being potentially clear

 

Where did you get the no high fat diet thingy from?

[Bad_Mobby 3,920]

^ I thought being a fat cunt got Dod?

[Captain Caveman 579]

Was it not gay aids

[Sooper-hanz 1,498]

Alcohol can cause cardiomyopathy (what got George Michael), so still a huge cause of heart attacks despite arteries being potentially clear

 

Where did you get the no high fat diet thingy from?

Not 100% sure pal, but possibly a radio station when they were discussing alcoholism and how a lot of them don't eat that much .

[dave_min 2,292]

That's really funny

No, it is not.

 

I regret revealing your blocked post.

[The Cockney Don 622]

Took it easy on sunday pints wise as didn't have enough time, usually have more cans as well on a longer away trip.

About 15 cans(stella, holsten pils, rum&cokes), 3 pints of carlsberg at victoria station, 3 pints of whatever lager in the ground, 4 pints of fosters back in tottenham.

Wasn't fucked at all, but feeling rough now still as usual.

[Bluto10 1,493]

@@Bluto10 lives on pork scratchings, crisps, cheese toasties, nuts and sperm

His ticker must be close to exploding

@@Poodler ?

Nae chance min

 

Blew off the cobwebs with a run this lunch, prior to my salmon and veg lunch.

 

 

Prob earned my beers tonight, now I think about it

[Bad_Mobby 3,920]

Just away to the shops to pick up some booze (red wine and beer) for guests visiting on Thursday

 

Today I will drink Hoegaarden at the local

[Bad_Mobby 3,920]

Paulaner instead of Hoegaarden

 

[DD1903 740]

Does the local have a jukebox?

[Bad_Mobby 3,920]

Does the local have a jukebox?

I bloody wish

 

I've had INXS, Queen, various other soft rock numbers and Kim Appleby the last hour

[manboobs109 2,404]

Does that wheat beer not give you the shites? Fucks my guts up something rotten.

[Bad_Mobby 3,920]

Does that wheat beer not give you the shites? Fucks my guts up something rotten.

Nope

 

I do the same amount of droppings (1lb) every morning at 10am

 

Like clockwork.

[mcdougall(4) 352]

those nuts look rancid

[Dad 1,698]

Its the kind of pish that lets me handle the rest of his turgid shite with a reckless abandon Parkie son

You'll see he often goes top shelf - aka ridiculous - whenever hes got a wee bee in his bonnet about summat.

 

Just your classic arsehole that massively underestimates the days obstacles, and of course ends up stumbling down heavily on his chin.

Injured and embarrassed, away off home he slopes, to mend his dumb wounds.

[The beard of mcinnes 11]

52 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Debbie McGee shagged an alsation. True story.

The olde debbie mcgee urban myth that paul daniels went broke buying up the videos...