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The only thing I've learned from reading the last few pages is that I'd fucking hate to have a pint with Moobs or Consi.

Pair of boring pricks.

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6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

The only thing I've learned from reading the last few pages is that I'd fucking hate to have a pint with Moobs or Consi.

Pair of boring pricks.

I've actually had PMs from Consi when he's on the sauce. He's actually a decent enough cunt. Full of love and sperm. 

Misunderstood I reckon.

A scamp just like you and I.

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16 minutes ago, Roberto said:

A scamp just like you and I.

#Meandehboof

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1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

Thankfully he’s spending more time in the GF forum keeping them right. 
 He still doesn’t understand how the GF forum works though. 

You seem to think it works by attention seeking to try and look ITK. 

I'll keep pointing out the tired old routine you keep using 

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1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

The only thing I've learned from reading the last few pages is that I'd fucking hate to have a pint with Moobs or Consi.

Pair of boring pricks.

Hahaha

 

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56 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I've actually had PMs from Consi when he's on the sauce. He's actually a decent enough cunt. Full of love and sperm. 

Misunderstood I reckon.

A scamp just like you and I.

You're right with this 

 

Some call me a "liability" 

 

I prefer your term of 'loveable scamp.' Will have to tell my girlfriend that's the term to use going forward. 

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1 hour ago, Don Fonte said:

The only thing I've learned from reading the last few pages is that I'd fucking hate to have a pint with Moobs or Consi.

Pair of boring pricks.

Yeah it can't make for entertaining reading I'll give you that. Consi has a way of prolonging these things, it's entirely his fault.

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4 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Yeah it can't make for entertaining reading I'll give you that. Consi has a way of prolonging these things, it's entirely his fault.

You had a shite today yet?

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6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

You had a shite today yet?

Was up evacuating my bowels at 6am Consi. Even the dog was disgusted. I'm waiting on a pallet being delivered today, I won't be far from the shitpan.

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16 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Was up evacuating my bowels at 6am Consi. Even the dog was disgusted. I'm waiting on a pallet being delivered today, I won't be far from the shitpan.

Nothing worse than a Guinness shit

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9 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Nothing worse than a Guinness shit

Aye there is . Getting told you have bone cancer is worse . 

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Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye there is . Getting told you have bone cancer is worse . 

What about getting told you have bone cancer as you're taking a Guinness shit?

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4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye there is . Getting told you have bone cancer is worse . 

Or having to reread the last ten pages of this thread 

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6 hours ago, Parklife said:

I can't believe someone could write something as amazing as this: 

Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a gypsy queen
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle all dressed in green
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle 'til the moon is blue
Wiggle 'til the moon sees you
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle in your boots and shoes
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, you got nothing to lose
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a swarm of bees
Wiggle on your hands and knees
Wiggle to the front, wiggle to the rear
Wiggle 'til you wiggle right out of here
Wiggle 'til it opens, wiggle 'til it shuts
Wiggle 'til it bites, wiggle 'til it cuts
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle, you can raise the dead

 

Cool bit of trivia around that song 

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4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Nothing worse than a Guinness shit

 

3 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aye there is . Getting told you have bone cancer is worse . 

Not if the pint was a Dublin one. 

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A yo Jason
(Oh, yeah)
Say somethin' to her
Holla at her
Haha, I got one question
Haha, how do you fit all that in them jeans? Haha
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (swing)
Patty cake, patty cake with no hands
Got me in this club, making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I could make you famous on Instagram
Hot damn it (woo)
Your booty like two planets (woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (woo)
Whoa, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (swing)
Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let's take a shot, alley oop that donk
Tired of working that nine-to-five
Oh, baby let me come and change your life
Hot damn it (woo)
Your booty like two planets (woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (woo)
Whoa, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl)
Just a little bit (little bit, little bit, little bit)
Shake what your mama gave you, misbehave you
I just wanna strip you, dip you, flip you, bubble bathe you
What they do, taste my raindrops, k boo?
Now what you're willing, what you wanting, what you may do
Completely separated 'til I deeply penetrate it
Then I take it out and wipe it off
Eat it, ate it, love it, hate it
Overstated, underrated, everywhere I been
Can you wiggle, wiggle for the D-O-double G again?
Come on baby, turn around (turn around, turn around, turn around, yeah)
You're a star, girl, take a bow (take a bow, take a bow, take a bow, haha, yeah)
It's just one thing that's killing me
How do you fit that in them jeans?
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl)
Just a little bit (little bit, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Now make it clap (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Now make it clap (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Love it when you do it like that
With no hands, baby, make it clap
Clap, clap, clap (like, swing)
Damn baby, you got a bright future behind you
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Broadus Calvin / Desrouleaux Jason Joel / Douglas Sean Maxwell / Hindlin Jacob Kasher / Ryan John Henry / Frederic Eric / Schuller Andreas Scheen / Spargur Joseph Michael
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
how much rap folk did it take to write that een?

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29 minutes ago, Poodler said:
A yo Jason
(Oh, yeah)
Say somethin' to her
Holla at her
Haha, I got one question
Haha, how do you fit all that in them jeans? Haha
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (swing)
Patty cake, patty cake with no hands
Got me in this club, making wedding plans
If I take pictures while you do your dance
I could make you famous on Instagram
Hot damn it (woo)
Your booty like two planets (woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (woo)
Whoa, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Just a little bit (swing)
Cadillac, Cadillac, pop that trunk
Let's take a shot, alley oop that donk
Tired of working that nine-to-five
Oh, baby let me come and change your life
Hot damn it (woo)
Your booty like two planets (woo)
Go ahead, and go ham sandwich (woo)
Whoa, I can't stand it
'Cause you know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl)
Just a little bit (little bit, little bit, little bit)
Shake what your mama gave you, misbehave you
I just wanna strip you, dip you, flip you, bubble bathe you
What they do, taste my raindrops, k boo?
Now what you're willing, what you wanting, what you may do
Completely separated 'til I deeply penetrate it
Then I take it out and wipe it off
Eat it, ate it, love it, hate it
Overstated, underrated, everywhere I been
Can you wiggle, wiggle for the D-O-double G again?
Come on baby, turn around (turn around, turn around, turn around, yeah)
You're a star, girl, take a bow (take a bow, take a bow, take a bow, haha, yeah)
It's just one thing that's killing me
How do you fit that in them jeans?
You know what to do with that big fat butt
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle (shake it, shake it girl)
Just a little bit (little bit, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Now make it clap (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Now make it clap (wiggle, wiggle, wiggle)
Love it when you do it like that
With no hands, baby, make it clap
Clap, clap, clap (like, swing)
Damn baby, you got a bright future behind you
Source: Musixmatch
Songwriters: Broadus Calvin / Desrouleaux Jason Joel / Douglas Sean Maxwell / Hindlin Jacob Kasher / Ryan John Henry / Frederic Eric / Schuller Andreas Scheen / Spargur Joseph Michael
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
how much rap folk did it take to write that een?

You've literally listed the songwriters there man. Just count them 🤷‍♂️
 

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8 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Also, Jason Derulo is fucking garbage. 

When Jason Derulo is in Dundee, he listens to Radio Tay.

At least that’s what the ad used to say.

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18 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You've literally listed the songwriters there man. Just count them 🤷‍♂️
 

That was the point. 
 

slash was at his peak in 89. Comes and does a novelty song for Dylan. 
 

your black music mogul Snoop Dogg produced that Derulo track so egg is firmly on your face 

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4 minutes ago, Poodler said:

That was the point. 
 

slash was at his peak in 89. Comes and does a novelty song for Dylan. 
 

your black music mogul Snoop Dogg produced that Derulo track so egg is firmly on your face 

No egg is on my face. I've not been wanking about how amazing the writing is by any of these people. 

Don't think I've ever even referenced snoop dogg on here ( @Henry will be able to correct me if that's wrong). You're just scratching around for anything now. 

All of the folk i like have written shite too. No need to get defensive. Its all fun

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He gets very serious when it's music chat does poodler 

 

Calm down son - it's all subjective

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I can confirm Parklife hasn't referenced 'Snoop' and/or 'Dogg' in the last twelve months, other than the post above. Unfortunately that's as far as the search function goes. 

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2 hours ago, Henry said:

I can confirm Parklife hasn't referenced 'Snoop' and/or 'Dogg' in the last twelve months, other than the post above. Unfortunately that's as far as the search function goes. 

Much obliged. 

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You bet he is - as campus Dale Winton hahaha 

 

Hoo mama

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