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19 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

I did the same thing in Colwyn Bay a few weeks back there. Lived to tell the tale.

Nae pikes wanting a nibble on your tackle or that, nut?

If that shark started on me I'd punch him right in his fucking earhole.

 

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3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Nae pikes wanting a nibble on your tackle or that, nut?

If that shark started on me I'd punch him in his fucking nose.

 

Ha ha is that @Kelt

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Wayne Rooney been up to no good. Bird he was with is worth one to be fair.

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6 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Wayne Rooney been up to no good. Bird he was with is worth one to be fair.

Photos I saw looked fairly innocuous.

Just him kipping in a chair while the fan girls arse about.

Not a crime.

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6 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Photos I saw looked fairly innocuous.

Just him kipping in a chair while the fan girls arse about.

Not a crime.

I can’t send photos because I’ve never been arsed to work it out. But the fact he is asleep on a chair in a hotel room and one of the birds is in her pants and bra on a bed would suggest otherwise.

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11 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

It's all this pish about "wild swimming" that's got this shit getting worse. Daft cunts going on about how amazing it is, is it fuck, it's freezing and there's a chance you'll die. Just go to the baths for a swim, fucking arseholes.

We always dooked in the river when i was growing up..nae poofy swimming pools available . But i knew how to swim. Its bad here idiots and their kids go into fast flowing cold rivers and drown..mostly the kids..the parents get drunk and lose track.

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1 hour ago, Fridge said:

I can’t send photos because I’ve never been arsed to work it out. But the fact he is asleep on a chair in a hotel room and one of the birds is in her pants and bra on a bed would suggest otherwise.

I’m sure he’ll be able to explain this innocent scenario to his wife . 

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10 minutes ago, Oregon Red said:

We always dooked in the river when i was growing up..nae poofy swimming pools available . But i knew how to swim. Its bad here idiots and their kids go into fast flowing cold rivers and drown..mostly the kids..the parents get drunk and lose track.

Fuck sake. Cheers for that heartwarming story in a Monday morning when everyone is feeling like shit 😀

Happened to a young girl I knew worst funeral I have ever been to in my life (nae that any are fucking good)

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21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m sure he’ll be able to explain this innocent scenario to his wife . 

I'm not sure the money grabbing cow will be too bothered either way  

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32 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m sure he’ll be able to explain this innocent scenario to his wife . 

Easy, they were playing the chair game, she obviously got too hot running round the chair and had to take off some of her clothes before she passed out, rooney obviously won and got tired so took a nap on the chair. Am sure that’s all it was 

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1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I’m sure he’ll be able to explain this innocent scenario to his wife . 

It depends.  Were the photos on Mrs Vardy’s Instagram?

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1 hour ago, Fridge said:

 worst funeral I have ever been to in my life (nae that any are fucking good)

Bluto's would be a great Hat knees-up. 

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11 minutes ago, Henry said:

Bluto's would be a great Hat knees-up. 

So would yours after you’ve contracted cock rot from sticking it in your niece. 
 

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3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I attend a funeral a week . 

Like still game?, only in it for the free pies?

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18 hours ago, Fridge said:

Wayne Rooney been up to no good. Bird he was with is worth one to be fair.

One of the lassies apparently farted in his face. 
 

Crease.

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