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12 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

Just shaking his willy after peeing 

I sometimes give it (mine) a right good shake and I could imagine why some idiot woman (who’s never had a cock and dribbled down her leg after a pish) could easily be mistaken into thinking I’m wanking into a bush (or doorway etc) 

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7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Going to the feds ffs. Any decent woman would have helped finish him off.

Would you describe your mum or your mrs as  decent women, Brizo?

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13 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Dons79

Shhhhh

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10 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

“I am appealing for anyone who was in the area of South Beach on Thursday evening, and noticed the man described or anything at all suspicious, to please get in touch.

In other words ,"Can anyone back up this woman's story because there is zero evidence what she is saying actually happened "

To be fair am just reading this for the first time, not me, Irvine not ardrossan, don’t think ive been seen thus far in ardrossan, oh well need to tighten up the security about me now😂😂😂

this actually isn’t the first, happened a few years ago but was a streaker with a big Mack coat on and nothing underneath, same place, near the magnum swimming baths in Irvine, don’t recall if that cunt ever got caught.to be fair it could be the woman was out looking for her hole and the flasher knocked her back, (cause she,s from Irvine, howlin)took the huff and phoned the papers.

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7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Going to the feds ffs. Any decent woman would have helped finish him off.

There are no decent woman from Irvine!, overspill weegies, faces like skelped arses 

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20 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Saw that. Sir Keir Starmer represents the same establishment as currently rule us.

Blair mk 2 

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5 hours ago, Dons79 said:

a streaker with a big Mack coat on 

Did he have a chip on his shoulder? 

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2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Blair mk 2 

I’ve said it before I wouldn’t vote for him, Boris or Sturgeon

Don’t believe one of them are looking after the people and not politically posturing

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On 8/13/2021 at 1:10 PM, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

Yer right there, Roberto min. 

Some of them deceptive advertisers use the photos of glamour models to promote their fare. They get left well alone though😉.

A bait and switch is the terminology I'm led to believe.

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1 hour ago, Fridge said:

I’ve said it before I wouldn’t vote for him, Boris or Sturgeon

Don’t believe one of them are looking after the people and not politically posturing

Who does look after the people, and did you vote for them? 

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58 minutes ago, Henry said:

Who does look after the people, and did you vote for them? 

I would vote for anyone who I though were in it for the right reasons as stated but fuck voting for any of the shower of shambles out there just now

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25 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I would vote for anyone who I though were in it for the right reasons as stated but fuck voting for any of the shower of shambles out there just now

You voted for Corbz? 
 

good man 

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He was a communist maniac min

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This is the best bit - 

Neighbours were shocked to see McCorry sitting in his garden, sipping a glass of whisky, as the flames engulfed the back of the house.

When asked what he was doing, he replied "I'm watching it burn", the court was told

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I wonder what the old bitch did to him to fuck up his shit like that.

Probably caught her watching the wrong golf podcast. 

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Muslims are a bunch of cunts aren't they?  Dreadful religion. 

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On 8/14/2021 at 5:28 PM, manboobs109 said:

A bait and switch is the terminology I'm led to believe.

It's certainly bait that some escorts use to dupe and lure their punters in. 

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49 minutes ago, maryhilldon said:

Muslims are a bunch of cunts aren't they?  Dreadful religion. 

Hated REM

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7 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

BG a WW, is he? 

Chelsea rent boy is a chant that has been around for years.

Gilmour got the ball and they chanted it.

Now due it everyone being offended by everything, it's not allowed.

Fucking Chelsea rent boy.

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12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Chelsea rent boy is a chant that has been around for years.

Relevance? Loads of homophobic things have been around for years. Doesn't make them right. 

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 

Now due it everyone being offended by everything, it's not allowed.

Nah. It's due to folk now feeing empowered to call out homophobia. 

12 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Fucking Chelsea rent boy.

Ohhhh. You're hard. 

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