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4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Punch her in the double mastectomy. 

 

Oooof! 

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5 hours ago, Don Fonte said:

A dangerous brute of a boy.

He'll end up murdering one of his family...Odds on at Betfred.😎

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Just now, Torry Tosser said:

Hell end up murdering one of his family...Odds on at Betfred.😎

I'll take that bet.

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1 hour ago, Torry Tosser said:

He'll end up murdering one of his family...Odds on at Betfred.😎

Are we talking about Matt Armstrong or Harvey?

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In the name of fuck ^ 

 

Hoo mama

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19 minutes ago, shut up meg said:

Are we talking about Matt Armstrong or Harvey?

Baith blin as fuck 

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1 minute ago, Arabian Knight said:

hervey shid b caged fir ez ain gade..ez the bleck bluto

Whoa, Bleck Bluto (Bam-ba-lam) 
Whoa, Bleck Bluto (Bam-ba-lam) 
Bleck Bluto had a child (Bam-ba-lam) 
The damn thing got hidden (Bam-ba-lam)

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😂 still canna git ower eh cunt hidin bairns fir aw they years..whin ye esk him aboot it e runs aff tae sulk..fuckin needy cunt thit e is

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What are we talking here, a Fritzl style hiding or a flowers in the attic type thing.

did the Bairns write a journal like Ann frank?

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Can you imagine the mutant variation of the covids that would occur if it came in to contact with him?

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Declan Donnelly family shaken for failed burglary?, fucking nonsense, they were aw sleeping and there state of the art security system seen cunts outside there house.police came in seconds cause he’s super rich, so he got woke up, that’s the crime, there’s your British news,Jesus 

https://apple.news/ATWkXLzqhReasOFCB9O7Flw

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28 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Can you imagine the mutant variation of the covids that would occur if it came in to contact with him?

Ooooft,

ailments of grays Covid 

anal herpes due to stray dogs taking advantage of inebriated grays

an overwhelming feeling of success only to fuck it in the last minute

An attack on footwear and face

aids

junkieism

a sedimentary hobo lifestyle

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37 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

Declan Donnelly family shaken for failed burglary?, fucking nonsense, they were aw sleeping and there state of the art security system seen cunts outside there house.police came in seconds cause he’s super rich, so he got woke up, that’s the crime, there’s your British news,Jesus 

https://apple.news/ATWkXLzqhReasOFCB9O7Flw

Aye spot on.

Auld boy in Dinnet got burgled before Xmas,took them 3 days till they came round about it.

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1 minute ago, Torry Tosser said:

Aye spot on.

Auld boy in Dinnet got burgled before Xmas,took them 3 days till they came round about it.

Fucks sake!

aye we got a car stolen (a wee ST)from outside work 5 weeks ago.still the police haven’t came😂, 5 weeks😂😂😂

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Like when Wayne Rooney got burgled,police cars armed police and helicopter there in minutes.

How the other half get looked after.

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43 minutes ago, Dons79 said:

police came in seconds cause he’s super rich, so he got woke up, that’s the crime, there’s your British news,Jesus 

https://apple.news/ATWkXLzqhReasOFCB9O7Flw

They didn't even get woken up,  they knew fuck all about it till the morning.  Good to see the crack forensic unit scouring the neighbourhood though,  can't have national treasures like Dec  'almost'  getting burgled. 

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Just now, maryhilldon said:

They didn't even get woken up,  they knew fuck all about it till the morning.  Good to see the crack forensic unit scouring the neighbourhood though,  can't have national treasures like Dec  'almost'  getting burgled. 

Aye but he could have got one of his outdoor planters nicked, terrifying for him and his family😂

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1 minute ago, Torry Tosser said:

I live in hope that some maniac will shoot the two Goblins.😉

Hopefully, would be good for the end of there show show segment, great entertainment for the masses,

get rylan to grease them in peanut butter, fling in cage with 6 starving pit bulls add in joey Essex,rylan,go compare guy,Indian lispy dick from Asda, Harvey price for a bit of competition for the dogs. Ten minutes no hold barred royal rumble and at the end wee guy comes on with a flamethrower and makes sure there’s no winners.

great tv entertainment,a would defo by the license for that show

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1 hour ago, Dons79 said:

Declan Donnelly family shaken for failed burglary?, fucking nonsense, they were aw sleeping and there state of the art security system seen cunts outside there house.police came in seconds cause he’s super rich, so he got woke up, that’s the crime, there’s your British news,Jesus 

https://apple.news/ATWkXLzqhReasOFCB9O7Flw

He was great hosting Sportscene . 

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It's amazing how people with little talent become multi millionaire's.

What exactly do they do the pair of cunts.

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5 minutes ago, Torry Tosser said:

It's amazing how people with little talent become multi millionaire's.

What exactly do they do the pair of cunts.

They act, they host, they rap and dance. 

 

Full package. 

 

Watch them wreak the mic....... Psych. 

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