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13 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

See a man in a tutu and you'll likely think - he looks like a swashbuckling bugger who has lived on many continents, fucked pop stars and now lives on the beach in South America with 2 cats. 

And hates Kris Boyd . 

@manboobs109 lives in South America? Fuck sake

 

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13 hours ago, Ke1t said:

You see a man in a pair of cargos and you think, "There's a man who gets things done. A man who can fix anything from a ceiling fan to a cell phone. A man who probably has a screwdriver in his pocket, and a hammer in the other, and a pair of grips in the other, and box of screws in the other, and a reciprocating saw in the other, and a reel of cable in the other... "

You see someone in a pair of jeans, and you think, "He'll likely be scrapping in the street like a Victorian ruffian and smellfungus before sundown."

Im usually in camo cargo shorts rain wind or shine, business or pleasure 12 months of the year. 

Think thats me til the end of days, old cunt in shorts sipping Spanish brandy listening to redneck music quite content i played the game of life with reckless abandon. 

Saw a young girls (17 maybe 18) fud last night with pish shooting out of it in the Abbey Nationals doorway on Union Street last night. She wasn't worried, i commented and tipped my imaginary cap and she smiled at me, was a nice moment. 

 

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1 hour ago, cheesepipes said:

Im usually in camo cargo shorts rain wind or shine, business or pleasure 12 months of the year. 

Think thats me til the end of days, old cunt in shorts sipping Spanish brandy listening to redneck music quite content i played the game of life with reckless abandon. 

Saw a young girls (17 maybe 18) fud last night with pish shooting out of it in the Abbey Nationals doorway on Union Street last night. She wasn't worried, i commented and tipped my imaginary cap and she smiled at me, was a nice moment. 

 

What was your comment? Genuinely intrigued .

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58 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What was your comment? Genuinely intrigued .

"A whole 50p to you if you continue doing that while squatting over my face"

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I was blootered. 

 

Just along the lines of "oh hello, whats going on down here" with my eyebrows raised to dampen threat levels. 

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9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Fountain o' pish, richt in his face. Bilin' hate.

That would likely see the young miss double her reward to a shiny new Pound. 

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Bet they sag though. Mick jaggers, I like to call em. 
 

‘Tax the rich’ on a designer dress. Come away!

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A real whos who of arseholes. 

 

I like a Mick Jagger. 

Used to pump this lassie with the biggest plumpest tits, like memory foam. 

Downside was her fud was a bit messy and her pisshole looked like a pythons breathing tube as she lowered herself onto my face. 

Id imagine shes fully prolapsed by now. 

Like a back to front baboon 

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9 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

A real whos who of arseholes. 

 

I like a Mick Jagger. 

Used to pump this lassie with the biggest plumpest tits, like memory foam. 

Downside was her fud was a bit messy and her pisshole looked like a pythons breathing tube as she lowered herself onto my face. 

Id imagine shes fully prolapsed by now. 

Like a back to front baboon 

A prolapse can be a gorgeous, on the right model. What an experience for veterans of the scene 

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11 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Turns out I know the lad in question.

The cyclist or 4x4 driver?

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4 minutes ago, milne_afc said:

The cyclist or 4x4 driver?

Cyclist that unfortunately passed away.

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You need to an absolute scumbag to knock someone off their bike and drive off. 

Hope they find him. 

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Roads are far too dangerous for bicycles. Fuck that shit.All my biking is off road for that reason . 

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2 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You need to an absolute scumbag to knock someone off their bike and drive off. 

Hope they find him. 

TBF it doesn't say that's what happened.

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Just now, Sooper-hanz said:

Roads are far too dangerous for bicycles. Fuck that shit.All my biking is off road for that reason . 

Agreed. Fucking no chance I'd go on a bike on the roads.

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2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The worlds fucked min 

climate crisis or no climate crisis 

you’re setting them (and the grandkids) up for a fall 

 

Load of shite. Bunch of attention seeking drama queens these climate cunts.

It defo appears a lot less fun for yer young cunts nowadays though I'll agree with you there.

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