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8 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

You won't put your neck on the line for OUT'

Just as an fyi, it's 'owt', as in 'nowt' 

"Nuts... N/OWT! Out of machine at end of't pier!" 

 

 

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We need something new to argue over, sexism, racism etc has been done to death on here. 

 

Who'd give a better gummer Dawn French or Sarah Pascoe. 

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Just now, Redforever86 said:

We need something new to argue over, sexism, racism etc has been done to death on here. 

 

Who'd give a better gummer Dawn French or Sarah Pascoe. 

Pascoe 

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2 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Just as an fyi, it's 'owt', as in 'nowt' 

"Nuts... N/OWT! Out of machine at end of't pier!" 

 

 

I realised this after the first one but I'm all about that consistency. 
 

Mhm best believe 

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Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Pascoe 

It'd be close, I reckon Dawn French could handle any length and she'd provide you with a fine cup of Geelong tea and a tunnocks teacake post felation. 

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1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

It'd be close, I reckon Dawn French could handle any length and she'd provide you with a fine cup of Geelong tea and a tunnocks teacake post felation. 

Why did those two pop into your head?

 

Pun intended 

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Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Why did those two pop into your head?

 

Pun intended 

Because my bird reminds me of Pascoe and yours reminds me of Dawn French. 

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1 minute ago, Redforever86 said:

Because my bird reminds me of Pascoe and yours reminds me of Dawn French. 

You remind yourself of Dawn French, with your elasticated trousers

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6 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

You remind yourself of Dawn French, with your elasticated trousers

You remind me of Dawn French with your love of BBC. And I don't mean the broadcasting corporation. 

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2 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

You remind me of Dawn French with your love of BBC. And I don't mean the broadcasting corporation. 

Brown, Bates and Cormack? 
 

Not so sure

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2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Brown, Bates and Cormack? 
 

Not so sure

Heard yi hae a poster o JET on yir wall and it’s nae the gladiator. 

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49 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

You won't put your neck on the line for OUT'

That’s not a definition. 

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2 hours ago, Fridge said:

Hoi - I’ll stick up for Hanz, he’s a good loun

Speaks pish at times but so do we all

 

Would you buy him a pint Fridgeo? 

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Just now, maryhilldon said:

Would you buy him a pint Fridgeo? 

Of course I would buy anyone a pint on here, although Poodler is the only one I’ve met to receive one

Nice to be nice

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3 minutes ago, Dad said:

Kissarse

Stop talking about your hobbies.

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1 hour ago, Redforever86 said:

Heard yi hae a poster o JET on yir wall and it’s nae the gladiator. 

Picture of Parky's cock after that earlier outburst. 

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A picture of a penis on your wall - whatever your persuasion, that's putting you off your cornflakes 

 

Hoo mama

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1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Picture of Parky's cock after that earlier outburst. 

Or a picture of me walking around inside your head

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Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Or a picture of me walking around inside your head

Your problem.

 

 

He’s wanking over that picture.

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36 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Or a picture of me walking around inside your head

Parky's cock

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6 hours ago, Parklife said:

Horrendous. You're posting has went way downhill. You're lost without rocket. 

And they probably did oral. 

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7 hours ago, Ke1t said:

See the coppers have decided to drop even the pretense of an investigation into Prince Randy Andy. 

All swept under the rug.

Jist get the paedo raj oer to the states. They winna fk aboot.

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A very beautiful young lassie - you dinnae think so son?

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