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52 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not if he munched you during the swim which is the first discipline. 

Punch that cunt right in his fucking earhole. 

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16 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not if he munched you during the swim which is the first discipline. 

Disqualification for that. I’d win. Wouldn’t be able to celebrate unfortunately. 

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Album shuffling is up there with child abuse. 

 

Welcome to the jungle is always followed by Its so Easy. 

Aces High then 2 minutes to midnight. 

 

Shuffling song skippers...... Id have them incinerated. 

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2 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Album shuffling is up there with child abuse. 

 

Welcome to the jungle is always followed by Its so Easy. 

Aces High then 2 minutes to midnight. 

 

Shuffling song skippers...... Id have them incinerated. 

I agree. It's a body of work that the artist has specifically chosen to be in a certain order. It was bad enough with Cds not having a side 1 and 2 as such.

Fair play to the fat lass.

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18 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

She's not chubby no more neither the sexy cunt....

She'll pile all that on again. 

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7 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Album shuffling is up there with child abuse. 

 

Welcome to the jungle is always followed by Its so Easy. 

Aces High then 2 minutes to midnight. 

 

Shuffling song skippers...... Id have them incinerated. 

Livin on a Prayer is the best song on that album

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1 hour ago, Captain Caveman said:

She’s looking fuckable just now. 

You'd need to grow a cock first

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38 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/nov/21/home-office-bussing-asylum-seekers-who-cross-channel-500-miles-to-scotland

1200 in a day? In November, that they know of. It must be at least a hundred thousand a year.

When I'm asylum seeking.

I'm gonna be the man asylum seeking next to Moobs.

When I'm foreign.

I'm gonna be the man that's hated by Moobs.

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57 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

When I'm asylum seeking.

I'm gonna be the man asylum seeking next to Moobs.

When I'm foreign.

I'm gonna be the man that's hated by Moobs.

C'mon man, surely you can see how mad that situation is?

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3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

C'mon man, surely you can see how mad that situation is?

Well yes.

Forcing anyone to enter Scotland is a truly barbaric act.

May these brothers find peace in Ingloid land where I'm sure they would rather be.

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14 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

C'mon man, surely you can see how mad that situation is?

Why does it matter to you if your neighbour was shat out by a Scottish woman or a Syrian bird?

 

 

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11 hours ago, Dom Sullivan said:

How would you know though - every song of hers sounds the same, wailing on about how blokes have dumped her.

Morose as fuck.

She’s nae a happy camper

Some morning show type here interviewed her last week and admitted he hadn’t listened to the album.

He’s now suspended.

 

https://www.google.com.au/amp/s/www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/morning-shows/tv-host-suspended-after-admitting-during-interview-he-hadnt-listened-to-adeles-album/news-story/382fc6b8d2fe75a2d6fc9cadc03549c5%3famp

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7 hours ago, Ke1t said:

Why does it matter to you if your neighbour was shat out by a Scottish woman or a Syrian bird?

 

 

It doesn't.

The practicalities of it are the issue. Hundreds of thousands of people who we have no idea who they are are being added to the population while we have a "housing crisis" and the NHS is in "crisis" 

They aren't coming from a war torn hellhole, they are coming from France. The fact they are risking their lives crossing the channel in November would indicate to me that they are not the brightest so I doubt they will be coming over to be brain surgeons or scientists.

It's a crazy situation and the fact that the French and UK governments aren't stopping it happening is bizarre, especially considering the fuss about the migrants at the Belarus/Poland border.

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Tbe stretch of water known as the English Channel looks tiny on a map. I can see how it would be tempting to cross it on an airbed.

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What I don't get is why they pay people to cross? Just buy a boat yourself.

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10 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Tbe stretch of water known as the English Channel looks tiny on a map. I can see how it would be tempting to cross it on an airbed.

There must be a few Guinness World Records getting smashed weekly. 

 

Most non english speaking non swimmers crossing a body of water on an inflatable turtle. 

Most Ebola ridden humans in armbands. 

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None of it makes any sense. Why risk your life and that of your children? Why pay someone? Why not fly, get the train or get a ferry? Why would someone force someone to do it?  Why do the frogs let them in in the first place?

I reckon it's a Brexit thing, EU weaponising migrants.

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2 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

None of it makes any sense. Why risk your life and that of your children? Why pay someone? Why not fly, get the train or get a ferry? Why would someone force someone to do it?  Why do the frogs let them in in the first place?

I reckon it's a Brexit thing, EU weaponising migrants.

The folk who come here are sold a dream of what the UK is like. They obviously can't come here via legal means and as I hinted at before they are likely shown a map of the crossing and told it's a piece of piss.

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2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

What I don't get is why they pay people to cross? Just buy a boat yourself.

They get a packed lunch, a flask of tea and a training course on how to revive a dead toddler by massage using frozen fingers. 

Power point on an overhead projector the lot - no expense spared.

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18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

The folk who come here are sold a dream of what the UK is like. They obviously can't come here via legal means and as I hinted at before they are likely shown a map of the crossing and told it's a piece of piss.

Why don't the people selling them that dream sell them a dream of somewhere easier to get to? And better? Why can't they fly and claim asylum at the airport?

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24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Why don't the people selling them that dream sell them a dream of somewhere easier to get to? 

Because of the sea crossing involved . If it was by land yer migrant wouldn't be paying thousands to some cunt.

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11 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Where in Australian Employment Law, or any nation's legislation for that matter, that it is deemed an offence, therefore punishable by way of suspension, if a broadcaster, reporter or relating media outlet worker fails to listen to Adele Adkins's new album, prior to engaging with said artist?

Deary fucking me.

Is Channel 9 still on the go in Oz, Brian?

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