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33 minutes ago, dervish said:

Try the joke one with the dog on it (follow Musk on twitter if you've been so silly as not to so far for Mars level investment advice) or diversify your portfolio in many many penny shares. 

Make sure to invest heavily because once the big gains come you'll regret it.

This isn't really an exercise in investment, I pay people to do that for me because I'm shit at investing sensibly,  it's more an experiment in seeing what the benefits are to having Crypto. 

I'm still 99% ignorant about what the fuck it is, though. 

 

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Fair enough. 

That's the concept but like you say other cunts are in the ken.

Never had a desire to be my own bank make a cunt of bothering to use storage properly for images never mind £300 millions of working for sums.

Probably wrong used all my spare clock cycles up on a cancer screen saver now could be Mr Buckedy Bucks. Ain't cancer a bitch?

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1 hour ago, Ke1t said:

Bitcoin and Etherium. 

Might throw in some stupid wildcard currency, just to see how it does for laughs. 

Fuck them. ADA. XLM. 

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Meh gold is fucking pointless too. Fiat is more so aye mon the trapdoor function reverse by brute force.

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You nae got enough wonga as it is, Rocko?

 

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1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has gained just over 10% in the last 48 hours. You must research cryptocurrency.

They normally always get pumped at the end of the week, then fall back around Sunday. Don't think you realise the swings you are about to witness but the general trend is upwards so it's all good for now. 

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5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You don't think I realise?

Yeah sure. You're the expert, self-appointed, exactly like you hold yourself up as the king of craft wankery.

I'll tell you what I have realised over the decades; people who present themselves as the best in anything - particularly in fields where they can't possibly be - and contrive situations to kid themselves on, these people have problems.

Never claimed to be an expert in Crypto just trying to provide some sort of advice. Won't bother next time.

Craft beer I certainly was, but not anymore.  

I'll tell you what I have realised over the decades; people who constantly accuse others about lying about anything - particularly in fields where they can't possibly know if the person is lying or not - and contrive situations to kid themselves on that they are always right, these people have problems.

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Old cunt ^

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2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Don't bother. Ever. A bipolar manic depressive who spits in the food of customers paying him isn't the best judge of fuck all so fuck off tink. 

Don't bother. Ever. A raging alchie sociopath who throws things at his wife isn't the best judge of fuck all so fuck off tink. 

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1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has gained just over 10% in the last 48 hours. You must research cryptocurrency.

Everyone thinks they're a genius during a bull run. 

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9 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Know it all charlatan prick. It's because you're such a loser you contrive expertise. 

Only ever bought one album. 

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3 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has gained just over 10% in the last 48 hours. You must research cryptocurrency.

 

1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Well that escalated quickly 🙄

Yes, over 10% as rocket said. 

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What's a reasonable amount as an initial investment to make it worthwhile, but not enough risk to lose the Cayman?

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5 minutes ago, 4n4LprObE666 said:

What's a reasonable amount as an initial investment to make it worthwhile, but not enough risk to lose the Cayman?

Depends if you are going long or short/mid term. 
 

Could def lose it all. Could go 10x.

Its risky as fuck so I’d say 3% max of a portfolio. 

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1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has reduced to back where it started, wiping out in 24 hours the gains made. You must avoid cryptocurrency.

Amazing 

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On 4/3/2021 at 10:12 AM, Redforever86 said:

They normally always get pumped at the end of the week, then fall back around Sunday. Don't think you realise the swings you are about to witness but the general trend is upwards so it's all good for now. 

 

2 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Woke up to a portfolio that has reduced to back where it started, wiping out in 24 hours the gains made. You must avoid cryptocurrency.

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1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

What have you got against Ethereum?

It's climbed 7% since you said this and is up by a third in the last month.

I'm not against Ethereum, but there are more efficient ways to do what it does although I think it is improving or they aim to. 

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On 4/3/2021 at 10:12 AM, Redforever86 said:

They normally always get pumped at the end of the week, then fall back around Sunday. Don't think you realise the swings you are about to witness but the general trend is upwards so it's all good for now. 

BOOM!   Correct  .  👍

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29 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

1. It was another you were telling to buy 2 x stuff that is lower than the time you recommended it and to avoid Ethereum which is up.

2. You were tooting, like you do/ did on craft wankery and you got it very wrong thus far. 

3. You seem reluctant to explain where your ITK derives from? What are these "more efficient" ways you claim?

1. Fair enough but who was planning to cash out this weekend? 

2. I know fuck all but if it winds you up I'll pretend I do. 

3. 

Ethereum’s Achilles Heel 

Ethereum has a long road ahead if it wants to achieve its ambition of becoming the world’s “decentralized computer." Even Vitalik Buterin, the creator of Ethereum, doubts its current ability to scale, saying, “Scalability [currently] sucks; the blockchain design fundamentally relies on bottlenecks where individual nodes must process every single transaction in the entire network.”

 

He’s correct. The Ethereum blockchain keeps getting bigger, and exhibits an increasingly large footprint for the hardware of miners and users alike. Additionally, its relatively outdated algorithmic programming makes inefficient use of the chain’s processing power, and returns a dismal number of transactions per second. This is a problem for businesses who rely on Ethereum smart contracts and impacts its future applicability and price. Fortunately, there are other smart contract platforms built on blockchain that are working to evolve the concept further.

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Anyone had a nice wank lately?

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33 minutes ago, dervish said:

Anyone had a nice wank lately?

That an offer?

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No.

If some rough hands round your pishing gear is something you'd want hope you're both all good. 👍

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Totally wish I'd listened more.

 

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/bitcoin-will-defy-regulators-with-tenfold-rise-in-value-to-overtake-gold-qrffx8wd7

Heady times troops heady times.

The best thing about the competitive market is I know better.

Edited by dervish
"This year the Financial Conduct Authority warned that British consumers investing in digital assets “should be prepared to lose all their money” as it sounded the alarm over marketing campaigns promising high returns."

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If I could rob someone by asking them a number then no more Mondays for me.

 

It'd be pretty tempting. So law and order regulation that'll do.

 

It's a public fucking ledger. 

Edited by dervish
To make more cryptic. (Was going to make less but what's the fun in that?) Better be walking like a cat leaving but tiny footprints in the (internet) snow you wreakless bastards.

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