maryhilldon Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 24 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: I thought that "Two Doors Down" was Mrs Brown's Boys type shite but it's actually quite funny. Aye quite like that. McAvoys sister is a honey. Link to comment
Poodler Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 2 hours ago, cheesepipes said: My missus n kids watch it while i slump in the corner full of Spanish Brandy n cocaine wishing i was single in 1994 with long flowing hair and several sexual partners. They’ll never take the memories Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Usual weekday breakfast is a bowl of cereal (currently Honey Hoops). Sometimes drift over to porridge with strawberry jam stirred through. Either served with a coffee (instant milk 2xsweeteners) or a cappuccino out the machine. Weekend will usually have a sausage softie or poached eggs with toast (chilli and garlic salt). Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 17 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Usual weekday breakfast is a bowl of cereal (currently Honey Hoops). Sometimes drift over to porridge with strawberry jam stirred through. Either served with a coffee (instant milk 2xsweeteners) or a cappuccino out the machine. Weekend will usually have a sausage softie or poached eggs with toast (chilli and garlic salt). GBN 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 Breakfast is coffee and a handful of caffeine pills. Sets you up for the next three days. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 31 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: You strike me as a man who would shun American traditions but have you had biscuits n sausage gravy......... Basically scones n white sauce with chopped sausage..... Its fucking great. You strike me as a man who would wholeheartedly embrace Americana... from the getting drunk and shooting shit from the porch on 4th July, to taking the Harley onto the open desert roads in the Southwest, having your way with a native Pueblo woman, then headed for the border with the Federales in hot pursuit... ? Anyway... Biscuits and Sausage Gravy, that's a speciality of the favourite restaurant of the Old White Folks Brigade, Cracker Barrel. If you find yourself in the US get yourself to a Cracker Barrel, allegedly they do Biscuits and Sausage Gravy better than anyone. Pretty much the only thing I've hated was Grits. Grits tastes like spunk, has the consistency of spunk, and looks like spunk. Not a big fan of spunk, if I'm being totally candid. You might want to try this lad's recipe... for BSG, not spunk, ... he's a proper olde tyme cowboy with a youtube channel, just like the original cowboys had. 1 Link to comment
The beard of mcinnes Posted April 6, 2021 Share Posted April 6, 2021 38 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: You strike me as a man who would shun American traditions but have you had biscuits n sausage gravy......... Basically scones n white sauce with chopped sausage..... Its fucking great. Rocking up at a proper old style diner in the morning after a night of drinking and partaking of the fare. The smell alone raises the spirits Link to comment
Ke1t Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 7 hours ago, cheesepipes said: America of old, not the shitshow of today. I want to swing thru saloon doors and get whisky slid into my hand. And thats the bloody truth. Sounds like you'd be at home in Alaska or New Mexico... you might as well be back in the 1800s in those states. Don't go too far north in Alaska, though... it's all fucking Eskimos and bears. Couple of weeks back I tuned into some northern Alaskan radio station , must have been run by the locals, it was just hours of elderly Eskimos banging pots together and wailing in whatever language Eskimos stopped using 100 years ago but are trying to revive because tradition. It was fucking awful. I think I have it recorded, and if I can find it I'll stick it up for everyone to enjoy. Stick to the lumber and mining villages out in the wilds, they're more likely to play Steely Dan and Motley Crue... and the bars are probably as close to a saloon as you'll find. The Navajo Nation in Arizona and New Mexico is about the size of Scotland, you could definitely go there if you wanted to experience the whole, 'surrounded by redskins' experience, though. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 1 * flat white coffee 1 * babsna 1 * apple Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: 1 * flat white coffee 1 * babsna 1 * apple What is a babsna? Some fancy fruit loaf or a spelling mistake. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 38 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: A really delicacy is the Broon Cheese. Not many people embrace it. Is that a euphemism? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 He likes American things . 1 Link to comment
Simply Red Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: He likes American things . 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 7, 2021 Share Posted April 7, 2021 2 hours ago, cheesepipes said: I just had some ryvita with Norwegian Brown Cheese n jam. Coffee to spark myself up a bit. A really delicacy is the Broon Cheese. Not many people embrace it. I got a black cheese at Christmas time. It was absolutely delightful. Link to comment
Zeus Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Bacon, eggs, beans, couple hash browns and a bit of fried bread. Cup of Aldis finest instant coffee Terrific Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 French Toast (or eggy bread) with a cup of tea. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Black coffee. Grapefruit. Glass of apple juice. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Remains of last nights curry, rum 'n' coke. Off to pick up green. Beautiful day, barely a cloud in the sky. ? Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 9 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Remains of last nights curry, rum 'n' coke. Off to pick up green. Beautiful day, barely a cloud in the sky. ? ? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 44 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Did the beans touch the egg, as the vicar said to the parsnip? And if they did, did you react appropriately? It MUST be our decision apparently. Perhaps you used the hash brown or fried bread as a "breakwater"? It’s sausages for a ‘breakwater’. 1 1 Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: It’s sausages for a ‘breakwater’. 2 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Lobster and Prawn Burrito to break my fast today. Was good. £2 off for asking for no funny "salad". The wife's small platter was excellent she reported; Fantasist, get yourself to S & T. He's got a new Ethiopian (Sacred Grounds) that came in on Wednesday and it's his best yet. Ask for your espresso in a cup rather than the takeaway carton. What’s the thing to the left of the tub of sauce ? 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Looks like a bit of a smokie Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 12 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Lobster and Prawn Burrito to break my fast today. Was good. £2 off for asking for no funny "salad". The wife's small platter was excellent she reported; Fantasist, get yourself to S & T. He's got a new Ethiopian (Sacred Grounds) that came in on Wednesday and it's his best yet. Ask for your espresso in a cup rather than the takeaway carton. Yir missus advertising fucking Ribena dressed like that? 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 3 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Looks like a bit of a smokie Love Smokies me. Got some delivered a few weeks ago . 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 I've getting surf and turf for tea. Steak, scallops and chips. Might rustle up a blue cheese sauce. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Love Smokies me. Got some delivered a few weeks ago . I get them off the fish van on a Tuesday. Beautiful with a dash of vinegar and some white pepper. Some fucking price they are nowadays though. Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 minute ago, manboobs109 said: I've getting surf and turf for tea. Steak, scallops and chips. Might rustle up a blue cheese sauce. By scraping under your helmet ? 1 Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Just now, manboobs109 said: I get them off the fish van on a Tuesday. Beautiful with a dash of vinegar and some white pepper. Some fucking price they are nowadays though. Prefer them cold . Aye they’re not cheap but they are ace. 1 Link to comment
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