Parklife Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 50 minutes ago, Arabian Knight said: Whits the dva lead convertur fur AK. Thits auld tech man. Soon ye'll be listenin to auld LPs oan an abortion o a spikker set up n wearing white loafers tae the pub. Yer becomin an anachronism jist like yon cunt in delft. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 nowt wrong with vinyl parky- best sound quality you get. best used in tandem with modern streaming \ spotify type setups imo Link to comment
Parklife Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Got some vinyl records myself, Blutz. Am jist haein a joke wi ye Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Consi the costa comrade Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Costa is the worst coffee you can buy in this country. Canna believe people use those machines in Tesco etc. Like drinking dishwater Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 There's some Canadian coffee place popping up in ABZ soon. Id imagine equally as shit. The best coffee ive found in Aberdeen is Red Robin Records, I thank the Poodler for promoting the place. Feeling randy then double up with a Black Pudding n Egg Roll. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 7 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A guy who shoves all sorts up his beak is a coffee snob Come awa' min, it's almost all the same. I refuse to drink instant Instant coffee has its place. Snobbish to say otherwise. Bluto will be along soon to lol at me. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 13 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Instant coffee has its place. Snobbish to say otherwise. Bluto will be along soon to lol at me. haha drunk plenty instant in my time. aye, the coffee that is. only drink coffee\water and alcohol so I buy the gourmet expensive shit cos when I drink it I wanna taste it Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Poodler said: Costa is the worst coffee you can buy in this country. Canna believe people use those machines in Tesco etc. Like drinking dishwater Totally agree . Don’t mind the rest of the chains but that stuff is foul. McDonalds coffee is surprisingly good as is Hortons. Red Robin gets pass marks AND it sells records . Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 All coffee is fucking horrible. Link to comment
ericblack4boss Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Costco coffee as good as any I've had from Starbucks or costa Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Starbucks and Costa coffee are both recycled coffees, not sure if everyobdy knows that? What they do is to get people to drink a cup of their machine coffee, then pish into a bucket which is poured back into the machine and heated for re-use. Fucking piss water Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Always wanted to get one of those fancy Kopi Luwak coffee dispensers. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: A gay who shoves all sorts up his erse is a coffee snob Come awa' min, it's almost all the same. I refuse to drink instant Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, Betty Swallicks said: Honestly you haven’t put anything up your bum? Even a woman’s finger? I think you’re lying, mitty Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 4 minutes ago, Poodler said: Honestly you haven’t put anything up your bum? Even a woman’s finger? I think you’re lying, mitty I don't lie. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 The two folk allowed to shove their tongue or digit up my arsehole are my doctor and my wife. And Carol Vorderman, obviously. So, that's three. Be interested to see my doc justify the reasons for sticking his tongue in my arsehole, but I'm sure he'd only do it for legitimate medical purposes. 3 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 46 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Always wanted to get one of those fancy Kopi Luwak coffee dispensers. had a brouweij de molen beer that was made with that coffee step aside kelt, it was big boy shit Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 5 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: 1 X Coconut flat white fae costa 1X Cheese and ham toastie from same establishment Crazy start to the weekend! 4 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: No ethical consumption under capitalism, I'm afraid. I also buy Nike trainers. Now you've ditched yer mad ethics, want to rent a flat min? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: had a brouweij de molen beer that was made with that coffee step aside kelt, it was big boy shit Imbibing liquid shite doesn't make you a Big Boy, chum. Taking a sharp fingernail up the arsehole... one that hasn't been rounded down... that's just stabbing, stabbing stabbing at your rectum like a Stanley knife taped to a runaway piston, and STILL manage to blow a load with ne'ery a word of complaint. That's big boy shit. 1 Link to comment
Betty Swallicks Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Think you've got me mixed up with someone else. No issue with folk needing to rent. Its the landlords you had an issue with non? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Ke1t said: Imbibing liquid shite doesn't make you a Big Boy, chum. Taking a sharp fingernail up the arsehole... one that hasn't been rounded down... that's just stabbing, stabbing stabbing at your rectum like a Stanley knife taped to a runaway piston, and STILL manage to blow a load with ne'ery a word of complaint. That's big boy shit. Two questions, is this a long varnished nail and is it your own finger? Link to comment
Sooper-hanz Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 BTW I don't think Vorders would be into that @Kelt Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 34 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Two questions, is this a long varnished nail and is it your own finger? Not my own nail, and an incident that occurred after the wife had changed nail salons. "You got to go back to your old nail salon, toots." I told her. "Much more of that and my arsehole's going to look like wilson oot that Castaway fillum." 33 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: BTW I don't think Vorders would be into that @Kelt I think Vorders would be into multiple cocks in her arse at one time. My only regret is that I have but one cock to give her arse. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted October 1, 2021 Share Posted October 1, 2021 5 hours ago, Bluto10 said: had a brouweij de molen beer that was made with that coffee step aside kelt, it was big boy shit Think I had that. Was a Kopi IPA fae Mikkeller that was the same? Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 10 hours ago, Redforever86 said: Think I had that. Was a Kopi IPA fae Mikkeller that was the same? mine was a stout, never seen the mikeller one before Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 Egg & Dairylea Roll Garlic Bread Supplements Mug of Tea (Full-fat milk and two sugars) Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Egg & Dairylea Roll Garlic Bread Supplements Mug of Tea (Full-fat milk and two sugars) How was the egg cooked? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted October 2, 2021 Share Posted October 2, 2021 31 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: How was the egg cooked? Deep fried in a week's old vegetable oil?. Link to comment
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