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2 hours ago, Redforever86 said:

Fuck that shit. 
 

I do a decent fry up, or smoked salmon and scrambled eggs. Nothing too fancy, keep it simple ken. 

You could always take Misers along as your partner if you ever do enter. Can't imagine you'd want to pay much for any breakfast after 14 Zubr's and a few eccies the night before. Sure fire way of winning the show. 

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Scrambled eggs (nae milk)

Spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms

3 bits of toast (Pain de campagne - my favourite)

Cup of tea

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25 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Scrambled eggs (nae milk)

Spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms

3 bits of toast (Pain de campagne - my favourite)

Cup of tea

7/10 on the bent breakfast scale.

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6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

7/10 on the bent breakfast scale.

Expert judge🤔

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19 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

7/10 on the bent breakfast scale.

What do the blokes you hook up with from grinder cook you the next morning 🤔

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5 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

What do the blokes you hook up with from grinder cook you the next morning 🤔

Spunk.

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24 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Spunk.

Try adding some spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms - makes a world of difference 👍

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16 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

Try adding some spinach, tomatoes and mushrooms - makes a world of difference 👍

Eh will bow to your greater knowledge on spunk consumption sweetcheeks.

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3 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Bacon softie and a coffee. Always find it disappointing when you only get 2 rashers in a cafe though

Should be 3 minimum iyam, 4 more acceptable.

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7 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said:

Bacon softie and a coffee. Always find it disappointing when you only get 2 rashers in a cafe though

I had the same (with about 10 rashers) 

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Bacon and black pudding roll with a coffee. Beautiful. 

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13 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Eh will bow to your greater knowledge on spunk consumption sweetcheeks.

It was your mum who gave me the tip 😗

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4 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said:

It was your mum who gave me the tip 😗

Me too, we have something in common.

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6 minutes ago, Quagmire said:

Bacon and black pudding roll with a coffee. Beautiful. 

Any sauce?

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1 hour ago, For Fecks Sake said:

It was your mum who gave me the tip 😗

Building up to the full shaft o her strap on? 

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8 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Building up to the full shaft o her strap on? 

Dis

Gust

Ing

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1 hour ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Fat cunt 

I don’t do things by halves (except the odd E as they are affa mongy nowadays) 

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20 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I had the same (with about 10 rashers) 

Same again (but with egg) 

1 x Orange also (on a health kick)

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